Lu Yu looked at the dozen thick invitations and felt a little headache. There are so many people here to treat them, do you think you are going or not?
How to deal with it? After a while, he found a bag and put everything in it with a random shove. "Send it to Qin Lan." Lu Yu said, stuffing the things into Qi Wen and then minding his own business.
After going downstairs, his meaning was very clear, that is, he wanted to tell Qin Lan: If you don't come to me, I will change my family!
This method was very effective. Qin Lan called just after noon. She didn't ask about the cause and effect, and just cursed her, "What do you mean by the surname Lu!? Your wings are hard, right? I tell you, if you dare to betray
Fifth Master, I will kill you first, you idiot!"
"Grass?" Lu Yu held the phone far away and still heard clearly. He looked at himself in the mirror with regret, but he still didn't understand what this woman used to complete such an arduous physiological activity. "Hey, hey.
"Hey, can you listen to my explanation?" Lu Yu said.
"Explain your sister! Get out!" Qin Lan hung up the phone as she said it. Her tone and manners were a bit inconsistent with her coquettish and noble look. What's the matter? It's as if I did something to you. Lu Yu thought,
He curled his lips, left the toilet and returned to class.
At this time, the fat boy was holding a very delicate notebook with a lewd smile on his face. Lu Yu stepped forward and saw that this kid was imitating others in writing poems, or love poems! I rubbed my eyes, and Lu Yu felt thunder rolling from the sky.
There were bursts of thunder, and even the stubble in his hair was about to fly. Why didn't he expect that this guy who could draw Snoopy on the test paper could also write poetry!?
After thinking about it, Xiao Lu patted him on the shoulder, and then quickly picked up a large and very feminine diary. It was full of colorful pictures, the colors were light, and the combinations were simple.
At first glance, it looks a little fresh. To put it bluntly, this kind of diary is just a plaything for those little girls who want to chat, and it has little practical value. However, pretty things can always attract girls' attention. This is common sense.
As far as Xiao Lu knew, there were two in Kexin's schoolbag, and one of them kept a diary. He usually hid it secretly and refused to let anyone see it.
It's a bit far-fetched. Lu Yu held the book and took a closer look. Xiaopang's natural hip-hop font really revealed a compelling cultural atmosphere. Some people say that a strong writing style can "come to your face". Lu Yu is.
I realized that Xiaopang's love poem is extraordinary. Not only can it hit people in the face, it can literally maim people to death. In terms of lethality alone, it is probably not inferior to Wudang Taoist Master's "Hundred Steps Palm".
Oh, it’s still Zhang style poetry and five-character quatrains.[
When it comes to this Zhang style poem, many ordinary people don't know it, and many big scholars don't know it either, but you will definitely feel very familiar when it comes out. The founder of this genre is called Zhang Zongchang, who was a leader who ruled Shandong in the 1920s and 1930s.
Warlord, great warlord.
This man basically didn’t go to school when he was young, and he didn’t receive any further education when he was old, but he liked to dance and write poems since he was a child. There are many outstanding people in Qilu land, and he felt that as the parent and official of Kong Shengren, he could not
It was a bit shameful to be polite. So, I found a free time to study under a teacher, and after I got through it, I also dabbled in things like classics and history collections. Huangtian paid off, and after hard training, his skills improved greatly. Soon a book of poems came out, and he often
Distribute to all friends.
There have been many warlords in China for hundreds of years, but there are only a few like Zhang Zongchang whose poems have been passed down and passed down, and they are unique because of their "intuitive, free and generous style", which we must mention.
The space is limited, so I will excerpt two pieces for everyone to appreciate.
Example 1, Recognizing the Ancestor and Returning to the Clan, "Laughing at Liu Bang": I heard that Xiang Yu was so powerful that he was so frightened that Liu Bang ran away. If it wasn't my little Zhang Liang, my grandma had already returned to Pei County.
Example 2, a song to chant one's ambitions, "Song of the Great Wind": The cannons are firing to blast his mother, the sea is full of powerful weapons and they are returning home. The heroes are counting Zhang Zongchang, and the giant whales are swallowing the fusang.
Example 3, Looking at the Mountains and Rivers, "Traveling to Mount Tai": From a distance, Mount Tai looks dark, thin at the top and thick at the bottom. It's like turning Mount Tai upside down, thin at the bottom and thick at the top.
Example 4, Good Days and Beautiful Views, "Da Ming Lake": Daming Lake, Ming Lake is big, there are lotus flowers in Daming Lake, and there are toads on the lotus flowers, and they jump up and down when you poke them.
Example 5, speaking directly from the heart, "Bastard Poem": You told me to do this, and he told me to do that. What a bunch of big bastards, all of them fucked with you.
How about it?
Okay, after reading this, everyone must be looking forward to Xiaopang’s poems. Well, let’s do this for now, I won’t say any more, hh~
By the way, Lu Yu in the classroom shivered every time he read a sentence. After reading four sentences, it felt like a lifetime ago, and big beads of sweat kept rolling down his forehead like heavy rain, "Good poem, good poem! What's wrong, Fatty, which girl do you like?"
?" Lu Yu said, hugging him with one arm and shaking the notebook slowly with the other hand, his admiration beyond words.
When the little fat boy heard this, he blushed and felt quite shy. He squeezed his big face with his two little fat hands and pinched out a geographical structure of three mountains and two basins. "Me, me, me," he said while twisting his buttocks.
, dawdling and refusing to make a sound, a fat old man posing on a chair is really not a touching scene.
"What are you doing?" Unknowingly, Qin Yu walked in. When he saw Lu Yu's posture and then the fat man's appearance, he was petrified on the spot.
"Oh~brother-in-law~it's you~" Qin Yu shook his two index fingers and pointed towards Lu Yu. He also laughed mischievously as he spoke, as if he had grasped something against Lu Yu.[
The door of the classroom is very bright. The eyeshadow she applied on purpose is sparkling, and the long eyelashes are also very attractive. The simple yet slightly revealing outfit is especially easy for men to have wild thoughts. Now, all the girls in the class are paying attention.
He turned to her, and then Lu Yu. From the vague hostility, everyone could feel that something was wrong.
They were thinking, should they tell Ke Xin that such a vixen came to see Brother Yu?
It's important and must be reported! Anyway, Kexin's bespectacled best friend will definitely not sit idly by.
"Hi! Hello, who are you looking for?" Realizing the danger for the first time, Lu Yumu raised his hand smoothly, politely and innocently, pretending not to know her.
After hearing this, Qin Yu was stunned at first, and then her eyes curled up. She stared at Lu Yu with a smile and a proud look on her face, "I'm looking for you, ah~" That voice was so charming that the viewer was heartbroken.
Those who heard it were moved.
"Oh~~~~" Several boys headed by Xiaopang, like Qin Yu, shook their fingers and looked at the big brother of Feiyu Hall, Brother Yu, let's stop pretending, you're cheating~
(I will go home tomorrow and spend the holiday with my parents honestly, so I won’t update the chapter in the afternoon, please understand~ Then, happy Mid-Autumn Festival, and most importantly, thank you Xiaoxin for the big chapter~ Hello everyone, every day