"Oh, Brother Yu, you are so awesome! How did you know this?" Da Pan suddenly lay down on the table, looking straight at Brother Lu Yu in front of him.
"Fuck." An exclamation came out of his mouth, and Lu Yu quietly continued to say to Da Pan with Li Kexin's delicate body next to him: "If my guess is correct, she is a young woman, right?"
"Yes! Brother Yu, you are so amazing!" Da Pan said, his admiration for Lu Yu was like a torrential river, stretching from east to west.
"Okay, you can go on." This time, even Kexin, who was lying on the table pretending to cry, laughed. Anyone who had seen the "Mushroom Picking Incident" could guess who this little fat man was interested in.
One person.
"Oh, this morning, that guy blocked the door of my house and asked me to come out. It was around five o'clock! It was not fully dark yet. Brother Yu, you don't know, it's so cold in the dark. We came too early.
I had nothing to do, so I yawned and squatted on the side of the road waiting, but by the time the woman got off work, my legs were numb," Da Pan said.
"Then."
"Then, I vaguely felt Little Fatty Me saying, "Come, come." I looked up and couldn't see clearly. Anyway, I guessed that the woman was thirty years old, so I asked him! I said
Little Fatty, you are not mistaken! You have fallen in love with her, and she can be your second aunt!"
"Guess what he said? He said that woman was his first love! He also said that I don't understand what love is. Damn it! I was confused at the time. This fat guy is really fierce! I have seen sister-brother love.
Quite a lot, but this." When he said this, Da Pan spread his hands and made an unbelievable expression.
"It's first love, yes." Lu Yu kept nodding. Although Xiaopang and the woman were not familiar with each other, at any rate, the fat man gave her his first love like that. It's not too much to say that it is first love: "Go on,
Then he said." He waved his hand, looking forward to what was to follow.[
Da Pan didn't know why they were laughing so happily, so he scratched his head and continued.
"Well, think about it! What else can I say after the fat man said this? We are all friends, right! Let's work together with Master Wu. Brother Yu, you are the boss, then we, the younger ones, are brothers, and we
Two people with different temperaments, drinking and fighting together, usually call each other brothers. Everyone in our community knows that brothers should be the first to come to the rescue when something happens. This is called loyalty, isn't it?"
"Well, yes, let's get to the point." Lu Yu said.
"Ah! Okay, let's do it! We agreed to walk over one after the other. Aren't I pretending to be a bad guy? I just ran over quietly, robbed her appropriately, then grabbed her handbag and ran back, Fatty
The fat man was behind me, about ten meters away from me. The woman happened to be facing him and he could see his face clearly. When he saw me grabbing something, he jumped up and knocked me down, and then took her things back.
.What about me? I pretend to be embarrassed and run away in a hurry. Then I disappear. That’s it. The fat man’s tall image will be established. How about that!”
Da Pan said, clapped his hands, and he jumped and squatted on the stool.
"Well, it's good, and then what." After hearing this, Lu Yu realized that the plan was quite thorough and feasible. The most important thing was that the woman could see Xiao Pang's face clearly, and Da Pan could escape unscathed.
How nice.
"Then something happened!" Da Pan said, slapping his thighs three times, "Guess what, we were walking along the Yong Road, and the woman came from the opposite side.
I was grabbing things, so I had to be in front! At that time, I was quite nervous when I did this for the first time, my little heart! Thump, thump, thump."
While he was talking, this guy put a hand on his mouth, shrank his neck, and scratched in response to the dubbing in his mouth. He was so nervous that he didn't notice it, but it looked like he had a cerebral thrombosis!
"Don't be ridiculous, just say it!" After waiting for thirty seconds, Lu Yu gave him another blow before he covered his head and ended the "thumping" process.
"Oh, didn't I plan to pass by the woman and then immediately turn around to take advantage or something? But as I got closer, I realized that, my god, that woman was so fierce. At that time, she
He was holding a particularly broken Nokia, the kind of digital machine that had no function. He was quarreling with someone while holding it to his ear, and his mouth was full of bits and pieces. Damn it, look at that posture.
I was so shocked that I didn’t dare to move the moment I passed by.”
"It's excusable, really." Lu Yu felt a chill go down his spine when he thought about the tough nurse's appearance. He patted Da Pan's shoulder as if to comfort him and nodded frequently: "I understand, I understand.
And then you two came back in despair?" When things got to this point, Lu Yu already wanted to laugh.
"No, it's not that kind of thing. When I was going to that station, I felt that I would be sorry for the fat man if I ran like this. Really. After several mental struggles, I mustered up the courage to turn around." Da Pan's body language is really rich.
, he raised his two paws to his chest, turned around on the chair, stared fiercely ahead with his eyes closed and stretched out his hand, just like the guy holding the newspaper in Plants vs. Zombies, grinning.
"I caught it like this, and then it was empty."
"What happens next?" Kexin listened so engrossed that she forgot all about pretending to cry and blinked her dark eyes and asked expectantly.
"Hey! When I opened my eyes again, I saw, saw, saw that woman wearing a short skirt and flirting with the fat man."[
"flirt?"
"Well! Then the feelings are obvious? The girl looked at the fat guy and even lowered his hand on the phone. At that time, I was stunned, damn, this kid Wang Xin is nothing! You two are so familiar with each other, why are you talking so much?
Why is this useless? I pointed at him and wanted to ask."
"But he hasn't spoken yet? Unexpectedly, the woman suddenly ran over like crazy. She just waved her hand and hit him in the face with the mobile phone. She was wearing high heels and could still run away.
Quickly, without saying a word, the fat man just started punching and kicking him. Damn, really, it’s harder than Dayao’s fight! I won’t do this next time, it’s too dangerous.”
As he spoke, he trembled. He first waved his hands away, then jumped off the chair and kept doing a posture similar to the "Vajra Inverted Cone" in Chen Tai Chi. The back of his right fist hit the palm of his left hand.
Snapping sound.
"Then you ran away, didn't you?" Lu Yu thought about the tough female nurse's appearance, and estimated that with her character, she would have to use a "flying punch" and a whole set of "eighteen catches", tsk tsk,
With Xiaopang's skills, I'm afraid he won't be able to escape.
He took a rough look at the little fat boy's frustration when he was beaten, and laughed instantly. Even Li Kexin, who was still jealous just now, threw herself into Lu Yu's arms and laughed so hard that she couldn't stand up straight. However, something surprising happened