As mentioned before, Tu Laoliu has several Internet cafes here, and most of them are near the school. The most he has made in his life is money that is unconscionable, with clauses like "Minors are not allowed to access the Internet cafes." It's quite scientific at first, but it basically doesn't work here. What's more interesting is that, as long as it doesn't affect the Internet speed, you are tacitly allowed to watch love action movies. Therefore, children like it here, and most of them like it. The parents were so angry that they gritted their teeth.
After doing something illegal, Bald Laoliu didn't want to look at the police. In other words, he hated the police. But he didn't expect that this natural attribute of being particularly afraid of the light would just help Lu Yu and his group. If you are afraid of the police, then I will. Don't worry.
Lu Yu is a very bad boy, worse than a fox. What's rare is that he is full of intrigues and intrigues. This time he acted on behalf of God and really did some ridiculous things.
In the first few days, Xiao Lu found more than 20 relatively close brothers to go to his Internet cafe! He did nothing but wander around in front of those Internet cafes, holding a brick and lowering his head. He walked around with his hands behind his back and his shoulders swaying like a group of psychopaths.
When Bald Old Liu saw this formation, he suddenly felt chills running down his spine, but they didn't fight or make trouble. He just walked there with his head down. Even if he was suspicious, he couldn't say anything. After observing for a few hours, he found two network administrators. He stared at it, and before leaving, he also told him to call him immediately if there was any trouble here.
But he regretted it as soon as he said this, because what happened next was not only disturbing, it was more than just a disturbance! It could be described as "rocks piercing through the air, stormy waves crashing on the shore".
To put it simply, as long as he is not around, there will definitely be trouble.
One more thing: if he is here, he will also cause trouble.
Let’s give a few examples![
Situation one.
Under the blue sky and thousands of miles of clouds, as soon as the door of the Internet cafe opened, a large group of students were immediately welcomed. They were all wearing the uniforms of No. 49 Middle School. Then they sat in several rows like a class party, throwing away their schoolbags. He put his feet up on the stage and started chatting.
Don’t get me wrong, we don’t chat using things like QQ or YY, we chat with our mouths.
Alas! Yes, no one got on the plane, they just occupied the space and chatted dryly. It's okay if you didn't say anything. Once someone scolded these people, they quickly stood up in an unprecedented gesture of unity, then glared and attacked in groups. They all People don't do anything, they just stand there and scold.
If you dare to strike first, I'll beat you to death. If you don't strike, you can't do business. I come as soon as school is over, even on holidays, and every now and then when I don't have classes. In the end, there are both men and women, hugging each other. There is no shortage of kisses and mine, and people who pick their feet and eat garlic will occasionally appear.
What happened? The boss was upset, and so were the customers. Soon the Internet cafe's business became sluggish, and it looked like it was almost impossible to make ends meet.
Situation two.
In the middle of the night, it was quiet. Several cold lights drew arcs and evoked bursts of crisp sounds. It was very lively. The next morning, the morning sun climbed up the mountain. The front door of the Internet cafe was bright. The golden sunshine suddenly shone on my face. warmth.
What's going on? The glass was smashed.
The people who committed the crime had sophisticated techniques and neat formations. They suddenly appeared and disappeared in the blink of an eye. When you heard the sound and ran out, all you could see inside and outside the Internet cafe was a large table of bricks. There was no call to the police. Yes, the police are not from your family. If you say who did it, you have to provide evidence, right?
Situation three.
This is even more awesome. One day at three o'clock in the morning, the guy who surfed the Internet all night yawned and walked out. It didn't matter which door he opened, he didn't move.
I don’t know when, the door of the Internet cafe that was closed in the middle of the night was tampered with and locked, and a door surrounded everyone in the room.
It is said that all kinds of big locks came out that day, and the keyholes were welded tightly. Not to mention anything else, there were seven or eight iron chains two fingers wide, and they were all wrapped with tape. It's not easy to think about those little bastards, who worked so painstakingly just to make as little noise as possible when committing crimes.
However, good fortune and misfortune come together.[
Thousands of years ago, the great Mr. Laozi once said: "Misfortune lies where blessings depend; blessing lies where misfortune lies!" At this moment, the uninstalled glass became their life-saving straw. Otherwise, this discrepancy problem will be difficult to solve for a while.
There were countless similar things, and within a few days these damn little bastards drove Bald Old Liu crazy. He grabbed a lot of hair and became balder than before.
Lu Yu was sitting in Qin Lan's office, listening to her ramble on about the recent events, smiling broadly and in a good mood.
"Okay, let's treat those people to a meal tomorrow!" After Lu Yu finished speaking, he patted his thigh.
"Why, let's forget it!" Qin Lan leaned on the table with his arms crossed, looking at Lu Yu with a playful smile.
"No, I just want to give them a warning and see what's true!" Lu Yu said.
As expected, this time, a lot more people came, and almost half of the two tables were occupied.
After working together for so many years, no one is stupid. No one understands the trick of killing a chicken to scare a monkey. When they saw what happened to Bald Lao Liu, they all knew that Xiao Lu was not easy to mess with. So, after discussing it in private, many people decided to I have given in, there is nothing we can do! Otherwise, everyone is ready to let people throw bricks and smash glass in the middle of the night!
As I said before, everyone here knows that this protection fee must be paid, whether it is for Wen Er or Qiao Wu, it is the same for everyone anyway, why bother asking for trouble?
However, half of the people here have not come, and the leader is still Bald Lao Liu.
This old boy is pretending, but he still looks strong on the surface.
Lu Yu felt that he was like a reed chicken now, with a knife on his neck and still kicking and kicking. The monkeys were scared. Why do you have to show off! It's really annoying. don't know.
Well, looking at his fighting spirit, Lu Yu decided to play with him.
Sometimes, having a tough opponent is a good thing, at least such a life is not lacking in fun.
Now Lu Yu is like a cat that has been chatting away. He is scratching his head and getting angry about Ke Xin? Let him catch Bald Laoliu, a dead mouse, and he will be sorry if he doesn't die. Audience friends.
What about "Cui Gu"? It's a verb. When talking about it, imagine the kneading action in the process of making dumplings. Turn it over, press it hard, turn it over again, press it hard again, right, right, right, that's it.
But what? Tu Laoliu is neither a dough nor a dead rat. Facing an arrogant junior like Lu Yu, he gave full play to his subjective initiative.