"Say it again" Xiaohua said and grabbed Lu Yu's ears.
"Why don't you stop saying I was wrong?" Xiao Lu was afraid of death. This girl looked at her sadly.
"Why don't you say anything?" Xiaohua narrowed her eyes and said to him with a hint of contempt.
"You're asking your wife knowingly, but you won't tell her if she doesn't let you tell her." Xiao Lu sighed and tilted his head and replied.
"Humph, you have so many wives. Who knows which one you are referring to?" As she spoke, the girl puffed up her breasts and asked as if she was dissatisfied with this tragic angle of looking up at people.
"It doesn't matter that I have more wives. The most important thing is that I love someone the most. Some people are born with blessings and don't know how to return them." Lu Yu grabbed Xiao Hua's hand and kissed it secretly.
"Young master, I'm babbling here and there. Please face the problem and tell me which wife said it." Xiaohua giggled, but she didn't give in.
"Well, Xiaohuabei, who else can make such a polite request besides that silly girl? It hurts." Seeing her dragging her down, Lu Yu repeatedly begged for mercy, but Xiaohua's naughty temperament was stronger than Ling'er's. less than
When Lu Yu wasn't paying attention, she hugged Lu Yu's head and lifted his toes up, then opened her small mouth and bit Lu Yu's other ear that wasn't grabbed.
Oh my god, how embarrassed is it to be in front of so many people?
Lu Yu, who had a face thicker than the city wall, was actually scared. He quickly grabbed the girl's butt and pushed it up. Then he held her back with his right hand and held her in his arms. Xiaohua's chin was pressed against Lu Yu's shoulder. It's hard to open your mouth
"Tsk, there are so many people here. Can you give me some face? If you go back and make trouble for me, I'll be angry if you do this again." Lu Yu gritted his teeth and slapped his butt again and threatened.
"Humph, you're angry and I'm still angry, you big-hearted carrot." After Xiaohua said this, she angrily hit him on the back twice, not lightly, not hard, making a thumping sound.
"Brother Yu, I," the little military advisor, Liu'er and the others are standing in the east. A group of women are standing in the west. To the south are my brothers. To the north, they are squatting on the wall to watch the excitement. Under the eyes of everyone, can you two be more careful? It's more important than this. It’s because we still have business to do. In the middle of your busy schedule, you went to pick up a girl nearby. What’s this thing?
"Um, actually." Lu Yu hugged Xiao Hua and spun around in his arms. Then he ran away in small steps. He looked like he was about to run away. It's no wonder that the little strategist, a wallflower like Lu Yu, has always disliked the fact that his life and death have nothing to do with Lu Yu. big
Comrades who are troubled by the problem of "strict wife control", what is the first principle of coaxing your wife? My wife is the oldest, my wife is the best, my wife is the most important. Lu Yu knew this when he was young, how can he not do it now? Understand
"Wait a minute, put me down. I haven't finished talking yet." Xiaohua blinked and saw that everyone had remembered what happened before. She twisted her body to break away and walked towards the woman who was beaten with a bruised nose and face.
"Why are you here?" Xiaohua kicked over and asked.
"I'm here, I'm here to ask for money." The woman was kicked down again, but she didn't have any temper at all. It seemed that Xiaohua's strategy and tactics were very successful. Her strong tactics really made these women submissive.
"What money do you need?" Xiaohua asked again
If anyone else had asked the question, the woman would have pointed at the young military advisor and replied with a stern expression, "Look at what I'm doing. Just ask him."
But this time she didn't dare to cover the swollen half of her face and lower her eyebrows like a newly married daughter-in-law.
Xiaohua listened with her hands on her hips and roughly understood the cause and effect. She squinted at the military advisor and asked, "Is everything she said true?"
"Absolutely." The little military advisor's expression was very complicated and he didn't know how to explain it to Xiaohua [
"Give money" As a woman, Xiaohua sympathizes with the girl who got an unexpected pregnancy
"Brother Yu," the little military advisor looked at Lu Yu with great help.
Lu Yu stood aside and was smiling with his teeth bared. Seeing that the little military advisor was really uncomfortable, he coughed twice and pulled Xiao Hua to him.
"Why are you still talking to him?" As soon as Xiao Lu opened his mouth, Xiao Hua slapped her hard. Maybe her mind was filled with the same sentence: Men are not good.
Look at this handsome man. Xiaohua is full of evil. It is a habit of most people to think from other people's perspective when encountering injustice. Especially in this situation of confrontation between men and women, Xiaohua unconsciously starts to take sides. If I get pregnant, you Do you also think about Lu Yu’s irresponsible look? Xiaohua is particularly angry.
If Lu Yu knew what she was thinking, he would definitely feel very wronged. He chased Xiao Hua and did not pretend to be stalking. It was really not a big deal. He defrauded someone of her first kiss. Even he recognized Xiao Hua. She should look in the mirror. You are still a virgin now. I think. Why so many?
Fortunately, Lu Yu didn't think too deeply about it. He came over and covered half of his face and whispered a few words in Xiaohua's ear.
"What?" Xiaohua turned her head, her pretty face flushed. She blinked her big eyes and glared at Lu Yu, and slapped this guy hard. Such a shameful thing, such a disgusting behavior, such a strong preference, such a thing that destroys the three views. Tell me. What? "Bastard, pervert, stinky hooligan" After saying this, she turned around and looked at the little military advisor. There was surprise, shock, and contempt in his eyes.
"Bah!" He scolded the little military advisor so sweetly that his bones went numb.
"Don't make this happen, you have to help me." Lu Yu scratched the bridge of Xiaohua's nose with his index finger and smiled mischievously.
"Hey, did you plan this all along, you bastard?" Xiaohua said and wanted to bite her. Now she finally understood why Xiaolu, who had always had a high level of self-esteem, wanted to demean himself and tease the legendary "broken shoe"
As soon as the knot in her heart was resolved, Xiaohua hugged Lu Yu, kissed her hard and walked back.
Surrounded by otakus and otakus for miles around, the three floors outside and the three floors outside are so lively.
Seeing the male gods and goddesses whispering to each other, these little bastards who are not mentally healthy, but given the opportunity, they all squinted their eyes with lustful smiles and looked at the mosaics of their red little faces, which were about to pop out of their eyes.
Oops, I even kissed them. Look, look, look, the parties involved are not doing anything yet. They were so anxious that they didn’t pay attention. The guy on the wall almost put his fist in his mouth.