Looking at their panicked looks, Lu Yu smiled and had no guts to pretend to be fierce.
"Come over here and let's chat," Lu Yu said, wagging his fingers.
"I don't think you think I'm stupid! Come here if you want to talk to me." Wu Ergouzi jumped up and waved his arms and said to Lu Yu
"If you don't want to talk, I'll go back if it's okay." Xiao Lu stood up to leave after saying that.
"Stop!" Wu Ergouzi hurriedly grabbed a handful of sand sprayers and pointed them in Lu Yu's direction, "Believe it or not, I will destroy you right now."
Before he finished speaking, a red light flashed
"Paji"
A huge tomato slapped me in the face
Juice splashes [
If you reach out and touch it, there are still seeds.
Tomatoes are not hard, but they are certainly not light. Lu Yu's technique was very sophisticated. He threw the tomatoes in an instant and hit the opponent squarely in the middle of the eyes.
Wu Ergouzi wiped it with his sleeve more than a dozen times before reluctantly opening his eyes.
Lu Yu was still standing there smiling.
"Fuck you," Wu Ergouzi's thin body was slightly shocked and he cursed angrily.
"hehe"
Lu Yu didn't answer, picked another one out of the basket on the stone table, narrowed his eyes and threw it out.
Another flash of red light
Another "pop" sound
This time Wu Ergouzi learned the lesson and covered his face with his hands early.
It was successful without being slapped in the face
Why did you make a snapping sound when you didn't hit your face?
Because Lu Yu didn't slap him in the face at all. What he hit was between the legs. What he hit was Wu Ergouzi's three-inch undead thing that Lu Yu had kicked to pieces and was still symbolically hanging under his body.
"Hehehehe"
Seeing the opponent's knees clamped into a pigeon-toed waist, he slowly squatted down with his head lowered, Lu Yu let out a meaningful laugh [
Very funny and irritating
It's interesting to say, didn't Wu Ergouzi send him to the palace? He actually still felt that he was cured or was Wu Liang lying to himself?
"You're still not convinced after looking at anything." Lu Yu took out a tomato from the basket for the third time. This one was green, underripe and hard.
Everyone in the family knows that Ling'er likes sour food, or did Zhang Nai buy it on purpose just to use it when making scrambled eggs tonight?
Lu Yu weighed it in the palm of his hand and felt a little reluctant to part with it.
But there is nothing suitable right now, so I can only spend a little extravagantly. Wu Ergouzi will definitely waste it if he pretends to be this persimmon.
"Brother, let's do it. What are you waiting for?"
The brothers saw clearly that there was a big man behind Wu Ergouzi who suggested
His suggestion still makes sense. After all, it is inconvenient for cars to pass next to the main highway. If someone sees their situation and meddles in their own business and calls the police, then those people standing stupidly with the dick in their hands will be encountered. In big trouble
"Let's go and come back another day." Wu Ergouzi gasped in pain and grimaced, grimacing. It was a bad start, so he had better avoid the limelight.
"Just let him go." The people behind him were very unconvinced. How could it be unreasonable for someone with a sand sprayer to let two tomatoes run away?
If this spreads out, how can you get around on the street?
"You guys don't know how evil this kid is? Stop talking and take me to the green mountains. There are plenty of opportunities for revenge." Wu Ergouzi twisted his buttocks and said again.
The few people behind him spat out unwillingly and helped Wu Ergouzi to get into the car.
"Let's leave so soon." It seems that they are not very honest. Lu Yu walked quietly in the yard. On the surface, it seemed that he was doing the kind of unscrupulous thing where he got an advantage and acted like a good boy.
"Fuck you, wait," Wu Ergouzi said fiercely, covering his nose and pointing at Lu Yu.
As soon as he said these words, he regretted it. Lu Yu was not the kind of good-tempered person who would not retaliate until he was hit or scolded. Wu Ergouzi turned over on the spot in a flash of his body.
He suddenly felt his ears burning, followed by a buzzing sound that reached his brain. The unripe tomatoes were hitting his temples, squashing them instantly and breaking into several pieces.
Then there was another bang, but this one had nothing to do with them.
The fence door was kicked open
"I'm going to kill you right now, little bitch!" The oldest one among the people he brought rushed into the yard, raised his sand sprayer, and shot Lu Yu in the head.
Lu Yu didn't panic. He was a few steps ahead of him. Before he could fire, he drew the barrel of the gun with his left hand and slashed at the opponent's wrist with his right hand. He then inserted his front foot between the opponent's legs and leaned forward, making a "Yunlong Xian" "Elbow" came out
This move is very elegant and does not require much effort, but for ordinary people, his three-point "Hunyuan Jin" is enough to exaggerate. When the tip of the elbow of his right arm hits the ground in the heart of the opponent, he immediately puts that person away. fall to the ground
As soon as this person fell down, another one came up behind him. This guy was smarter than the one before and didn't get too close. He was only three to five steps away and suddenly pulled the trigger.
Unfortunately, no one was hit. Lu Yu's figure suddenly dodged and successfully avoided the sand, and then appeared on his right side.
The other party quickly turned around, and then Lu Yu himself stood in front of him in a nonchalant manner.
"Grass" was so desperate that he could control so many things. This man raised the barrel of his gun and hit Lu Yu, but he forgot that Lu Yu also had a handful of sand sprayers in his hand that he grabbed without making a sound.
There was a loud bang and smoke filled the air. The man screamed and fell to the ground. The clothes on his right shoulder had been blown into pieces by the gunfire.
Lu Yu fired the gun by pressing the muzzle against the person's body and then firing.
"No matter how good your kung fu is, you are still afraid of being knocked down by a single shot, no matter how good your skills are with a kitchen knife."
Similar words were said many times by Wu Ergouzi, whose IQ was not up to par, during the mobilization before the war.
But he doesn't have that beard-like head to think about it. Who said that you can use a gun and pull the trigger with your finger? Isn't it very difficult?
childish
idiot
Short-sighted
The granite head has no seams
Lu Yu knew what they were thinking and smiled coldly.
In fact, it's the easiest to fight these bastards. Don't waste your time. Look at the one who fell first and struggled to get up. Lu Yu slapped him on the cheek with a stick again.
"You're very brave, you didn't take me seriously, right?"
Seeing the other party staring at him, Xiao Lu clasped his hands together again like a fierce look.
This exclusive action used to play golf made those outside the fence tremble with fear. Lu Yu is an unsympathetic person. Of course, this is only true when dealing with enemies.