"Hey, are you familiar with them? The rest of them," the Vietnamese said, pressing the handle of the well, and the old-fashioned foreign well made a creaking sound.
"I'm not familiar with you. I'm here for money just like you." Zhang Zhen shook his hair and wiped his face with a towel, "However, I still know something about that woman. She belongs to Mr. Qiao Wu.
A capable man, I heard he is very powerful."
"Where's his mistress?" the Vietnamese asked, his eyes shining.
"I'm not sure about the specifics. I heard that he's called Lu Yu, a newcomer, and he has his own team. He should have just followed Qiao Wu recently. He works under Qin Lan, and he's just a mature woman. She looks so sexy.
That." Zhang Zhen said, salivating, "I also heard that he had an affair with that woman, I don't know if it's true or not."
"Ah? Aren't they a couple? Why?" The Vietnamese was stunned and pointed to Lu Yu's room.
"Who can tell this kind of thing clearly? If you ask me, that kid is not good at all. He looks like a romantic guy at first glance. Sooner or later, he will be a master who is exhausted."
Speaking of this, Zhang Zhen thought of the sound coming from next door again, and unknowingly, his body felt hot.
"Hey, are you interested in giving us a try if we have a chance?"
"What?" The Vietnamese was stunned and frowned.[
"Tsk." Zhang Zhen felt like a piece of wood and pouted towards Qing Yi's room.
"Stop it, you think that woman is a good person." The Vietnamese thought for a moment and shook his head.
"Damn it, you must have been discouraged by that guy named Lu!" Seeing him like this, Zhang Zhen ridiculed.
"Damn, who said that!" When the Vietnamese heard this, they became angry and threw the towel on the well platform.
"Holy shit, please keep your voice down!" Seeing someone in the yard looking this way, he quickly made a silent gesture.
At this time, the door to the west wing opened, and Lu Yu and Qing Yi came out one after another. "See, it's done." Zhang Zhen said, wiped his face, nodded with Lu Yu and ran back to the house quickly.
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"So early." Seeing the Vietnamese with his hair down, Lu Yu found it funny and raised his hand at him from a distance as a greeting.
"Ah, morning." The Vietnamese laughed dryly, poured some water in the basin and walked back. When passing by Qing Yi, the boy secretly glanced at Qing Yi's butt, "Let's try it if we get a chance."
Try?" Zhang Zhen's words echoed in his ears and lingered for a long time.
"Look at their lustful looks, so be careful." As a senior gangster, Lu Yu could tell what they were thinking at a glance.
"Let me tell you a story." Qing Yi took a basin of water and said while washing her face.
"Okay." Lu Yu, who was squatting next to him and brushing his teeth, responded.
"During the Northern Song Dynasty, there were two people, one named Su Shi and the other named Foyin. Su Shi was a great talent, and Foyin was an eminent monk. The two of them often practiced Zen and meditated together. Foyin was honest, but he was always bullied by Su Shi, who was as cunning as you. Su Shi
Once he takes advantage, he is very happy, and then he goes home to show off to his talented sister Su Xiaomei."
"And then." Being compared to Su Dongpo, Lu Yu was in a good mood. He raised his head slightly and started to listen again while vomiting foam.
"Then one day, the two of them were meditating together. Su Shi asked Foyin: Master, what do you think I look like? Foyin said: I think you look like a Buddha. After hearing this, Su Shi laughed and looked very mean.
Say to Foyin: Do you know what you look like to me sitting there?"
"Read the full text of The War of the Ming Dynasty." Lu Yu said.[
"Have you heard of it?" Qing Yi was stunned and asked with tears on her face.
"No, I guessed it." Lu Yu chuckled, quite proudly.
"You guessed wrong. Su Shi said it was like a pile of cow dung." Seeing her like that, Qing Yi also laughed. I don't know why she couldn't hold back her stinky face when chatting with this fox. Maybe it was because Lu Yu was like that.
You are a happy person, don’t they say good mood can be passed on?
"Come on, there's no difference between dog poop and cow dung." Looking at her proud look, Lu Yu curled his lips.
"Then are you going to listen?" There was a splash of water and Qing Yi glared at Lu Yu.
"Listen." Lu Yu said.
"Just shut up!" After Qing Yi finished speaking, water splashed on Lu Yu again.
Lu Yu was stimulated by the cold well water and quickly moved to the side. At this time, Qing Yi said again.
"Su Shi was very happy and felt a sense of accomplishment when he called Foyin a piece of shit."
"Wait a minute" Xiao Lu raised his hand silently, "Isn't it cow dung? Why has it turned into dog shit again?"
"" Upon hearing this, Qing Yi silently poured a basin of water over, and Xiao Lu quickly dodged away.
"Hehe, go on." Lu Yu said with a smile, holding a toothbrush in his mouth.
"Stop talking." Qing Yi was furious and threw the basin on the ground.
"Tell me." Lu Yu knew his mistake and acted obediently and said expectantly.
"Then don't talk too much."
"kindness."
"Su Shi took advantage of Foyin."
"Pfft -" Lu Yu really couldn't hold it back, and he definitely didn't mean it. Can you blame me? Su Shi took advantage of Foyin, okay? You go on.
"Su Shi took advantage of the Buddha's seal and was very proud of it. As soon as he got home, he showed off in front of Su Xiaomei. Unexpectedly, Su Xiaomei sneered and said to her brother, you are so enlightened and still practice Zen. You know that people who practice Zen are the most particular.
What is it? It is seeing the mind and nature. If you have it in your heart, you can see it in your eyes. If the Buddha's seal says that you look like a Buddha, that means there is a Buddha in his heart. If you say that the Buddha's seal looks like cow dung, what does that mean?"
"Then what?" Lu Yu heard something was wrong.
"You need me to say it, you are just a hooligan, so you can look like a hooligan to everyone." Qing Yi curled his lips and said.
"Pull them down, then Su Xiaomei and Foyin are not good people. What's the use of using them to try to win over me." Lu Yu gargled and snorted coldly.
"Why aren't you a good person? You are the only good person!" Seeing his sophistry, Qing Yi asked.
"I'm not talking nonsense. They are just two hooligans. They have the lowest moral standards and pretend to be civilized people. It's not a big deal. Haven't you heard of a very famous pairing between them?" Lu Yu said, shaking his head, with a look on his face.
With regret, there is contempt hidden in the corner of the mouth.
"What pair?" Qing Yi wondered and asked doubtfully.
"A girl sleeps alone, with three hairy eyes. Two monks share the same bed, with four bald heads." Lu Yu stood up and spoke word by word.
Repeating two sentences in his mouth, Qing Yi's face suddenly turned red, "A girl sleeps alone, three hairy eyes, three hairy eyes, two monks sharing the same bed, four bald heads, four bald heads, my God, this
The couplet is too much! It’s even more outrageous than Xiaohuang’s joke!