As soon as the kettle was in hand, Qing Yi hurried forward without any extra words, and gave the old man a low whip kick towards the old man's big, wrinkled face...
"Pah,"
The low whip kick is the most powerful thing, and Qingqing also used his true strength. Although it was only one kick, the actual damage caused was more than the total damage caused by Lu Yu's dozen water bottles. The old man groaned and directly Being pulled out by Qingyi's round and slender thighs, Kutong hit the cabinet in the room and fainted instantly...
"Dad," the big tiger and the two tigers exclaimed in unison, then looked at Qing Yi with two pairs of bull's eyes. Qing Qing is not the kind of person who is afraid of getting into trouble. When he stared at each other, he kicked the two brothers. I almost lost my temper.
"Oh my god..." Lu Yu grinned and felt a big headache. Qing Yi's temperament is as cold as empty resentment, her appearance is as beautiful as a little flower, and her attacks are as ruthless as Ling'er. She can't cause trouble as much as that little Qin Yu. If we are only one star short of doing something, can we be more violent... Lu Yu thought, stretched out his hand to hold Qing Yi, and then held Qing Yi's round and upright buttocks with his big hands and gently picked him up. Turning around and placing it on the kang, "Men should not mess around when doing things. Be obedient..." Lu Yu said, stretched out his finger and shook it in front of Qing Yi. Although he had a bit of a complaining tone, he could There was no blame in those charming little eyes.
"Yes," Qing Yi was a little reluctant. It could be seen that even after Lu Yu said this, it was hard to say much. In any case, Qing Yi was a very traditional woman, and she still had some virtuous potential in her subconscious to support her husband and raise her children.
"Okay, let's continue," Xiao Lu said. He took out a cigarette from his bag and lit it for himself. He crossed his legs and stood at the front of the stool to look at the three men, one old, two young and the young.
"What does that mountain god look like? I always hear people talking about him. He also eats human flesh. Isn't he a monster?" Lu Yu said. He looked like Erhu. Erhu got a big head when he saw Lu Yu and said quickly: "He is a human. It’s not a monster. In fact, Grandpa Mountain God is our uncle, Xu Dalian.”
"Fuck..." When Lu Yu heard this, the cigarette in his mouth fell to the ground. Grandma is such a bear. Isn't this a joke...
"What he looks like, how old he is, where he lives,"
"He... is no different. He is just an old man with red streaks all over his body. He is probably more than 20 years older than my father. He is my grandma's eldest son. I heard from my father that when she was pregnant with him, , our grandma is not married yet, and no one can explain how she got pregnant. All we know is that he was thought to be a monster and was almost killed when he was born. Later, a Taoist priest saved him, so , in fact, he, my father and my third uncle are actually half-brothers. Everyone in the village knows that he is a monster. No, he is over 80 years old and still looks like a monster. It is so evil... ..."
"Brother Lu Yu... I am telling the truth. Although we are related, he is an eccentric person. He doesn't recognize anyone when he turns his back. He doesn't believe anyone except my father. If you Once you have met him, you know that he must be capable of eating his own niece. Brother Lu Yu, I beg you, please spare us... We will agree to whatever conditions you want," Er Hu After saying that, he turned over and knelt in front of Lu Yu, knocking his head on the ground and nodding like pecking at rice.
Lu Yu listened to his description quietly and couldn't help but look back at Qing Yi. Qing Yi also heard the question and nodded towards Xiao Lu.
Now, Lu Yu can confirm that the so-called Grandpa Mountain God is the Red Mandrill among the Thirteen Ghosts.
"Is there a particularly huge gorilla next to your mountain ghost uncle?"
"You...how did you know," Dahu and Erhu spoke at the same time upon hearing this. Lu Yu knew at a glance that it was definitely the case. In this way, he was more confident. After searching for a long time, he couldn't find anything. I found the old guy who had been stabbed by me, but I didn't expect to meet him in a place like this. Maybe it was God's will.
"It's not important how I knew it. What's important is whether you lied to me," Lu Yu said, throwing the saber in his hand as if he was powerful. Although this thing is not as good as the short sword in his hand, it is more powerful. It's definitely not difficult to shoot a knife into a wall.
After a sound of hitting the ground, the blade of the knife was embedded into the wall against Erhu's cheek. The blade was sunk more than an inch deep. The speed and power scared Erhu to the point of peeing.
I really peed, became incontinent, and my crotch was soaked.
"Good sword skills," Dahu sighed half-complimentally when he saw this.
"No, actually I missed the shot." When Xiao Lu heard this, he corrected him as if he was playing tricks on others. It was good this time. The big-faced tiger was even scared. When he saw Lu Yu pick up the second army, he rolled his eyes and fainted. past...
"What should I do?" Lu Yu stood in the center of the room and turned to ask the little black girl who was sitting on the kang, hugging her thighs and watching with cold eyes.
"Since you don't let me interfere, then you make the decision~" Qing Yi said, pushing her long hair back, and said: "Hey, don't blame me for not reminding you, these three people can't stay,"
"Ah,,," Erhu peed more when he heard this. Dahu suddenly came back to consciousness from his semi-fainting state. He did not suffer from incontinence and kowtowed like Erhu. Ru Suomi said, "Brother Lu Yu, please be merciful. I don't dare to do it anymore. I don't dare to do it anymore. We agree to do whatever you ask us to do. Please don't kill me... Please." ....."
An old man was crying bitterly on the ground. Seeing this made Lu Yu very upset. He frowned slightly. Then he heard Chun Nier's banging on the door mixed with crying in the room opposite. He was a little hesitant for a moment.
"You just said that you can do anything. Well, give me your sister as my concubine," Lu Yu lowered his head and said seriously.
"What..." Everyone in the room was stunned when they heard this, and then Qingqing's originally calm little face turned dark. She stared at Lu Yu with displeasure and contempt on her face. , while Dahu and Erhu had a touch of joy and luck on their faces.
Their little abacus was good. Sooner or later, my sister will get married. Isn’t it the same for whomever she marries? Besides, Lu Yu’s appearance, status and status are not worthy of his little sister. Besides, if you put your sister next to the beautiful woman in military uniform on the kang, even the most beautiful Nizi will be eclipsed. With Qingqing as a reference, what else can they not want to do?