On the road in front of the villa, a dark and shiny convertible car was driving at high speed. However, compared to this Mercedes-Benz with a market value of more than one million, the man and woman in the car were obviously more eye-catching.
Lu Yu was wearing a wrinkled school uniform and was playing with his mobile phone with his head down. Looking at the sly smiles he kept making, he knew that this kid had done nothing good.
"Hey, let me ask you a question, why do you like to tease Xiao Kongqian so much~" Qing Qing, who was holding the steering wheel, her long hair flying, and wearing goggles to look cool, asked Lu Yu with a smile. She hadn't driven out for a long time, and she seemed to be in a bad mood. very good.
"Why, are you jealous?" The shutter of the phone made a soft "click" sound, and the picture was fixed on Qing Qing's charming side face. Lu Yu looked at it and liked it quite a lot.
"You are so beautiful, who is jealous? I am just curious. To be honest, Xiao Kongqian is indeed very handsome and has the best skin among the people I have ever seen except Xiaohua, but... I am very It's strange why such an iceberg-like little beauty is so devoted to you, and how did you manage to seduce her..."
After Qingqing finished speaking, he glanced at Lu Yu, but Lu Yu seemed not to have heard anything and had no intention of answering, "Hey, what are you doing?" Seeing him stroking around on the phone screen, an ominous premonition immediately appeared. came to Qingqing's heart. Sure enough, Lu Yu handed over the phone within a few seconds. Qingqing took a look and found that in just a few dozen seconds, her photo had been completely destroyed by Lu Yu. She didn't know who this kid was. What kind of software was used to make it? It actually put a lot of looming pockmarks on Qingqing's face, the big buck teeth were raised, the small eyes were exposed from the goggles, and the ham sausage-like lips were hanging in the air. They knew it was a prank. But there is an indescribable feeling of harmony...
"Go to hell," Qingqing was furious. She flicked her phone on Lu Yu's face, but Xiao Lu smiled and pulled out a photo from the album.
It was a painting of Xiao Kongqian. A muscular man wearing briefs was holding up Xiao Kongqian’s vivid little head, with big buck teeth, small thick legs, and freckles on his face, but he could recognize it at a glance. That person was Xiao Kongqian. Qingqing was angry. When he saw this photo, he burst out laughing. Xiao Lu held his cell phone and looked at it for a while and then covered his face and laughed.
"You drew it," Qingqing pursed her lips and turned her head to ask Lu Yu.
"Yes, this is what I painted for Xiaokong when I reunited with her a few months ago. She came to steal something and I caught her. Then I stripped her naked and tied her to a pillar and painted it for her," Xiao Lu As he spoke, he kept laughing as if he was remembering something sexy.
If Qingqing knew that Xiaolu not only put Xiaokong into childish underwear, but also wrote slogans like "I have had a crush on Lu Yu for many years" all over Kongqian's body, Qingqing would definitely feel thunderous.
"Don't you want to know how I deceived Xiao Kong? Kiss me and I will tell you after you kiss me."
After saying that, Lu Yu really came over with a big mouth pouting. When Qingqing saw this, she was angry and funny. She said "You are so beautiful" and stretched out her little hand to press Lu Yu's face and pushed him back. .
"Haha, Xiao Kong is actually quite pitiful. He is under Fujitora's sect like me. However, she came earlier than me. She was there when I first started. I was still young at that time and was quite playful. When I'm not doing business, I just go around looking for beautiful sisters to hang out with. I haven't learned anything else, but I have accumulated a lot of experience in picking up girls."
"Wait a minute," Qingqing listened, feeling puzzled. She quietly slowed down the car and turned to ask Lu Yu, "How old were you when you were picking up girls..."
"Seven to eight years old, eight to nine years old, oops, I can't remember clearly. Anyway, I was not very old at that time," Lu Yu thought for a moment and waved his hand.
"You can pick up girls when you are seven or eight years old, you are too precocious..." In an instant, the image of a young hooligan who knew how to secretly take advantage appeared in Qingqing's mind. Coupled with Lu Yu's always cunning smile, it's almost unbelievable. I'm sorry, this kind of evildoer is born to be a scourge. If I had met him earlier, I would have had to castrate him with my own hands to save so much ignorance. The girl was ruined by this bastard.
"Why are you staring at me?" Xiao Lu and Qing Qing looked at each other and naturally noticed the murderous look in the other's dark eyes. The boy also knew that Qing Qing was ruthless, so he quietly moved towards the car door and asked in a low voice.
"Go on," Qingqing took a deep breath and pretended to be gentle and said to Lu Yu.
"Oh," Lu Yu scratched his head, confused, "Later, my master Fujitora felt that my life was over if this continued, but he also knew that I was never a submissive person, so after a long period of observation, , this old man came up with a very weird way to force me to change my ways,"
"Oh, what method?" Qingqing heard this and looked at Lu Yu with raised eyebrows. She also knew that the method that was called weird by Lu Yu, a bastard who never followed common sense, must be unusual, so Qingqing was very curious.
"Haha, it's a beauty trap and a cruel trap," Lu Yu said with a bared smile.
"Can you be more specific?" Qingqing's eyebrows knitted together, and he asked Lu Yu with an expression that was half contempt and half doubt.
"Actually, it's very simple. Han Ling has a rule that men and women cannot get close to each other. The old man knew this and arranged for Xiao Kongqian to be by my side. Moreover, in addition to supervising my practice, he also made Xiaokongqian keep an eye on me every step of the way. I, we even do things like taking a bath together, Qingqing... Do you know what that little beauty with flat breasts looks like when she's soaking in the water? Xiaokong at that time was not like she is now. ....."
Xiao Lu, who had a lewd smile on his face, came over and said with joy, but when he saw Qing Qing's murderous eyes, he coughed twice and swallowed the words.
"Well, well, let's not talk about this. Let me tell you this. Your husband managed to survive the situation that almost killed me. From this point of view, your husband and I are definitely a gentleman. I can sit in peace and have a nosebleed. I’ve been drained and haven’t done anything so heartless, haha,”
Xiao Lu said with a little pride, but if it were changed now, he would definitely not be so stupid.
"I don't believe it. You must have lied. Otherwise, you haven't grown up well enough. I don't know you well... I just know you are a stinky gangster who takes advantage of others..." The same fox Qingqing smiled coldly and was very suspicious of what she was doing.