The old man spoke more and more energetically, and his speaking speed became faster and faster. In the blink of an eye, he changed from a humble old farmer to a dazzling expert. However, everyone could hear the core of his words. Just one sentence: Don’t rush me, it’s not easy to do.
"Pull it down..." Lu Yu heard this and didn't take it seriously at all: "Old man, don't talk nonsense with me here, let me tell you this, I am in a hurry to use it, and it will easily happen after a long time. question,"
"That won't work either," the old man said after thinking for a while.
"Really," Lu Yu nodded after hearing this, and then said: "Then let's make a deal. If you get this thing out tomorrow, I will give you 10 million as a reward. The day after tomorrow, it will be 9 million. , it will be eight million the day after tomorrow, until...all the deductions are made, you have to understand that if you delay my time for one day, you will delay your own reward of one million~"
"Holy shit, how could you do this?" When the old man heard this, he immediately became anxious. Without saying a word, he rolled up the things on the table and ran away. One million a day, and just spending a few minutes here is just like... Burn money.
"Uncle Fo," Lu Yu called him when he was about to leave.
"What's going on?" The old man heard this and looked back at the other person.
"Some people may be staring at you on the way back, so be careful. Besides, the money I give you plus what you have collected over the years should be enough to support you in your old age. Let's go after you finish this. I have a lot of money at sea." It’s a small island. If you don’t mind it, you can go and live there for a while. Just think of it as helping me see better and leave this place as soon as possible.” Lu Yu said, his expression became gloomy. After hearing this, the old man changed his mind just now. The open door was closed.
"Boy, those people are coming for you again,"
"Well," Lu Yu nodded, then shook his head, "These are not things you should know. Don't pry around, or you will be silenced."
Lu Yu said, making a motion of slitting his throat and making a "cough" sound between his teeth.
"Haha," the old farmer smiled when he heard this, and then turned around to go out. He didn't forget to point at Lu Yu. In his heart, he actually had a lot to say. If Lu Yu hadn't asked him to help, He had already flown to South America for vacation. The world was in chaos and the situation was becoming increasingly tense. As an old fox, how could he not smell such danger?
"A few years ago, I owed you my life, and now I can return a favor to you," he said, his extremely philistine old face showing a bit of vicissitudes of life. He knew better than anyone else that the man who had been brilliant once upon a time was indeed The "Thousand-Hand Guanyin" seems to never come back.
"Let's go, wait for my news," the old man waved his hand and went out. When he arrived downstairs, he saw Lu Yu opening the window and shouting to him.
"I almost forgot. Don't let Xiaoye know about this. You old guy, don't even think about taking advantage of Xiaoye. This matter is my private matter. Did you hear me?" After Lu Yu finished speaking, he threw a beer can down. The old man dodged away immediately, and then his round sunglasses moved up to his eyes, looking extremely arrogant.
"Tell me about it after you survive tomorrow, haha," the old man said, pushing open the door to the yard, throwing those things in the car casually, and riding a farm three-wheeler out of sight.
"Who is he and why is he dressed like this?" Qingqing asked Lu Yu as she walked to Lu Yu's side and looked at his back.
"An old friend," Lu Yu said and smiled.
"Old friend, you still have such a friend~" Qingqing curled her lips and rushed in with a strong disdain.
"Don't underestimate him. He used to be very powerful. Have you heard of Thousand-Armed Guanyin? He is," Lu Yu said and shrugged. To be honest, he was also shocked by the opponent's shocking appearance. Enough.
"You're talking about the king of counterfeiters...but isn't she a woman?" Qingqing was also shocked when she heard this. You know, the Thousand-Armed Guanyin is a big shot who made a fortune by reselling cultural relics. It is said that many masters of Chinese studies Everyone had to ask him for knowledge on epigraphy. Last time, in order to verify a question with him, several researchers from the Palace Museum stood in front of his door for more than four hours before they got such an opportunity. Who would have thought that the legendary "Thousands of People" "Hand Guanyin" actually looks like this...
What a damn old man.
"Who told you that he is a woman? Do you think that Guanyin is a woman? Silly girl, you are uneducated. In fact, Guanyin is a man. You have always seen the "Feng Shen Yan", there is a kindhearted person in it. The Navigator is based on Guanyin Bodhisattva. He was a handsome young man, but he was harmed by you ignorant and fearless little silly girls, and he became what he is now."
Lu Yu said and stretched. Qingqing didn't understand the meaning of Lu Yu's words. She never believed in ghosts and gods, and she really didn't know that Guanyin Bodhisattva was actually a man.
How is that possible? It's obviously a woman... Qingqing thought and couldn't help but ask why.
Lu Yu thought for a moment, "Kiss me and I'll tell you."
"Humph, then I don't want to know," Qing Qing said, curling her lips, then walked up to Lu Yu angrily and turned away angrily.
"What a fool." Lu Yu took Qingqing's hand to the entertainment room and said as he walked: "Actually, before the Tang Dynasty, Master Guanyin always appeared in the form of a man. In Tibetan Tantric Buddhism, this This situation is more common. There is a sentence in the Avatamsaka Sutra called 'The brave husband observes freedom', and this brave husband refers to him."
"Then why did it become like this?" Qingqing asked after hearing this.
"Because of you women, even the Bodhisattva will suffer when meeting you guys~" Lu Yu said, kissing Qing Qing's face, and seeing Qing Qing frowning in disgust, he couldn't help but let go, "In the Buddhist scriptures Someone has said that if any sentient being is in distress, as long as he chants the holy name of Guanyin with concentration and devotion, Guanyin Bodhisattva will immediately hear the voice of each sentient being and provide relief at the same time, so it is called Guanyin. At that time, The ones who are most likely to be entangled in distress are often you little women who are dissatisfied with your desires. You even ask for his help when you give birth to a child. Tell me, how embarrassing is this for a grown man~"
Lu Yu said, giggling, something quite literary and artistic came out of his mouth, and it immediately became much more vulgar: "However, the reason why he became like this is not because of his own volition. Speaking of which, , there are some allusions in it, I’ll tell you about it when I have time, okay~”