At this point, Ling'er felt that she was a little shameless. A smiling face was pressed against Lu Yu's neck, and her exquisite figure twisted with bursts of charming laughter. Looking at it, she seemed to be afraid of being exposed to the person in front of her. Guys joke the same.
"You..." Lu Yu was stroking Ling'er's small waist without a trace of fat. He couldn't laugh or cry. Come to think of it, this naughty little goblin is really not something ordinary people can afford to raise. Alas... ..This is fate, something that has been destined for a long time.
"Okay, okay, I'm not going to laugh at you anymore. Write me a deed of betrayal later, and we'll be settled."
Lu Yu said, leaning against Ling'er's little head and smiling evilly like he was bullying a child. When Ling'er heard this, he was slightly startled, "It's that simple."
"Yes, it's that simple." After Lu Yu finished speaking, he chuckled, pinched Ling'er's little nose and said with a bad smile: "From now on, you have to wash all your underwear yourself. Also, don't make trouble. Shit, you can't stay in bed, you can't secretly put your cold little claws into my clothes. If you dare to do this again, I will eat all the ice cream in the refrigerator to see what tricks you can do,"
After Lu Yu finished speaking, he burst out laughing. You said that childish children are more happy. With a girl like Ling'er by her side, she really has nothing to do.
"I don't want to wash clothes... I always wash clothes, and Ling'er's hands don't look good," Ling'er said, stretched out her little hand to look at it, and kissed Lu Yu on the face with a random smile, "Underwear? Wash it, at least Ling'er can make you some delicious food~"
"Go, go, go..." When Lu Yu heard this, his head got bigger. He gave Ling'er a big chestnut and protested: "Go out and ask around to see whose girl even wants her husband's underwear." Washed by hand, do you know how embarrassing this is for a grown man?"
Speaking of this, Lu Yu became more and more indignant. Since this girl stayed by his side, washing her underwear has become something he has to do every day. Ling'er, this girl, is not only playful, but also She is a very picky girl. Once she discovers that her underwear has not been washed, she will definitely take the opportunity to wear Lu Yu's underwear. At night, she will twist her butt to show off to Lu Yu. To be honest, Lu Yu is really convinced. He wanted to win over her, but there was nothing he could do about her. Since there was such a good opportunity for negotiation, Lu Yu would not let it go.
"No, no, I want you to wash it. Other men are not willing to do it. Only you are willing to do it. This proves that you are a good man~" Ling'er said, rolling around like a cheater. Lu Yu was speechless. He stared at her and curled his lips, "Then, use the washing machine,"
"No, the washing machine can't clean it," Ling'er said, holding Lu Yu's shoulders with two small hands and said seriously, "Husband, you have to know that the machine can never replace you, otherwise, I don't know how many women would have to live with the shock It’s great to get married, are you right~”
Speaking of this, Ling'er stuck out her tongue, and her unashamed look made Xiao Lu despise him for ten minutes. But once Ling'er's skin thickens, she will be exactly the same as Lu Yu. No matter what you do, She acted as if she didn't see anything he did.
"Huh, I'll never be with you again. You can sleep by yourself from now on," Lu Yu said when he was desperate.
"Well," Ling'er suddenly fell silent upon hearing this, frowned and asked him weakly: "Why, my husband can't do without Ling'er..."
"You still have the nerve to say, look at Qingqing, who is more sensible and considerate than you, and doesn't need me to do your laundry," Lu Yu said, adding: "Besides, she has a better figure than you,"
"What? It's impossible." Upon hearing this, Ling'er was unconvinced. She jumped out of bed and looked at Lu Yu with her hands on her hips. "Open your little eyes and take a look. Your Ling'er's figure is not good." Well, look at this small waist, look at these beautiful legs, look at..."
Pointing to her own breasts, Ling'er was silent. Ling'er's breasts were not too small, barely a C, but compared with Xiao Kong's, they were indeed smaller, and even worse than Qingqing's. Except Apart from the little Qin Yu who was near the airport and the underdeveloped Li Kexin, she was considered the youngest.
"Haha," seeing her pouting her little mouth hatefully, Lu Yu knew that this girl had finally realized the seriousness of the problem. Ling'er thought, turning away and ignoring it, she now likes big-breasted bad guys. Although Even so, Ling'er still didn't mind. She quietly picked up the two petite white rabbits and squeezed them angrily a few times...
"Hey, is it really that small..." Ling'er tilted her head back and asked Lu Yu.
"It's okay, it's not really an advantage," Lu Yu said after thinking for a moment, "However, objectively speaking, Niu'er's figure is still pretty good, especially these two short legs. Although they don't have much flesh, they are pretty good. Perfect, and this little butt, although not big, is perky enough, and this small waist, although... oops,"
Before he could finish speaking, Lu Yu was pounced on by a hungry tiger and fell to the sofa. Ling'er opened her small mouth and bit Lu Yu's cheek. Lu Yu ducked and was immediately ridden by this girl.
"You little heartless one, you've learned to be picky. Let's see if I don't bite you, this little heartless one," Ling'er said, twisting her body to Lu Yu's ear and leaving. Xiao Lu was afraid of death. With this move, he quickly turned over and pinned her down, but the move was a bit too much, and in an instant, the two guys rolled under the sofa.
With a "bang", the coffee table was knocked to the side, and things like fruit bowls and melon seeds were scattered everywhere. At this time, Ling'er was also knocked out of strength by Lu Yu, twisting her body and laughing, while beating her This is a bad guy who will bully you.
"Did you see that they are causing trouble again? You don't know when this kind of life will end." While busy in the kitchen, Qingqing heard the sounds in the distance clearly and thought about what was going on in the house. At the scene, Qingqing shrugged helplessly.
"What, you're jealous?" As he spoke, Lu Yu appeared at the door of the kitchen, hugged Qingqing from behind, and gave her a small kiss on her face in a soothing way.
"Let go of your hands." Before Qingqing could be happy, Lu Yu's two big paws, which had always been dishonest, had already climbed up to the proud peaks of his forehead. With his fingers spread apart, he grabbed a lot of food.
"Hold on," Lu Yu said, pushing forward and pressing his lower body against Qing Qing's beautiful buttocks, exerting all his strength.
"Well..." I didn't expect to be suddenly attacked by this guy. Qingqing gasped and almost screamed. She looked at Lu Yu's proud smile in the mirror. This little black girl looked like a good wife and mother. I was so ashamed that I wanted to kill someone.