"I have to be busy with the school anniversary. Who has time to fool around with you? Don't you think so~" As she spoke, she touched the kitten's head, and the little black cat narrowed its eyes meekly.
"Hey, busy man." Lu Yu also raised the puppy in his hand, "Manly woman! Workaholic! Airport!" The puppy stuck out its tongue and looked at Lu Yu with a half-smile, as if he understood.
Lu Yu's words.
Two people were bickering outside the door, but it was also quite lively inside. Read the full text of "Cruel Princess, Weak Man". There were only two beds in Xiaopang's ward, one was his, and the other was unoccupied. Xiaoqi was lying on it with his arms stretched out.
Wen Xiaopang and Zhang Kai recounted Lu Yu's glorious deeds. I don't know where he found a gossip newspaper. The title on it was: Thirty people were wiped out! The feud between Jianghu and Jianghu reappeared! Under the title, there was a photoshopped photo.
In the photo, a fat man with no head is standing in front of a desolate hut, with his body parts and pieces of meat scattered all over the ground.
Looking at the content again, it is generally about Lu Yu killing everyone.
"Brother Yu, did you take care of them all?" Xiaopang asked with tears in his eyes.
"I made the monkey." There was nothing strange about Xiaoqi's words when he said it, as if he was saying that I ate the apples on the table.
"Did you really kill someone?" Qi Wen whispered.[
"right."
"Brother Yu killed him again?" His face was distorted.
"right."
"Killed a carload of people?"
"right."
"Holy shit, you guys run away!" Qi Wen suggested seriously! He was sweating as he listened. If this kind of thing were revealed, it would probably be a major case that would shock the central government.
"It's okay, the police haven't intervened yet."
"What?" Xiaopang was surprised this time, "So many people died in vain? Isn't this on the news!"
"You're stupid!" Zhang Kai said, stroking his bald head. "The police want all these people to die. There won't be many people in the underworld who died that day. Haven't the officials not heard the news yet? For such a big thing, the leaders above will
Try to suppress it as much as possible, otherwise, who can take on this responsibility? Don’t worry, Brother Yu is called doing justice for the sky."
"But, no one who upholds justice for God has a good end." Xiao Qi put his feet on the wall and murmured with his arms pillowed on his head. What he said made everyone feel depressed. Who can say that this is not true?
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"Will we be like this... gone?" Qi Wen looked at the little fat man on the bedside. The little fat man's appetite was still unabated and he was peeling a banana. He didn't seem to hear.
"It's better for you to say less of this." Zhang Kai couldn't stand his cowardice. "When you come out to mess around, it's a ruthless thing. If you're afraid, you'll die the fastest. If you don't want to do it, you'd better stop it as soon as possible."
Hands. So as not to drag others down." Zhang Kai is an outspoken person and has no scruples at all when he speaks.
"Brother Shitou is right. I also noticed that you are getting more and more timid." Xiao Qi still remembered how nervous Qi Wen was last night, and she looked down on him in her heart.
"What a fool!" Qi Wen's face grew hot when he was told that. He only spat out this catchphrase to fill the scene and did not make any more rebuttal. His performance yesterday was indeed quite embarrassing. It's not his fault that they looked down on him, he also looked down on himself.
"Hey, Xiaoqi, weren't you afraid at all when you fired?" Qi Wen asked back.
"Afraid, how can I not be afraid." Xiao Qi said frankly, "But the moment I took the first shot at the corner, I was no longer afraid. Killing people is similar to killing people. I always feel nervous for the first time.
The more nervous you are, the less successful you will be. Premature ejaculation and the like are inevitable."[
"Haha~ Little Fatty laughed, have you overcome it now?"
"Tch!" Xiao Qi said with disdain, "Fat brother, don't look down on me. I really don't have Brother Yu's ability, but compared to the two of you, you two together can't last as long as me. Last time Qi Wen and
Xiaona just did it..."
"Hey!" Qi Wen sat up and kicked him! "What did you say?"
"Haha~ You are quite energetic." There was a bad laugh from outside the door, and Lu Yumen came in.
"Boss!" The little fat man who was sitting on the hospital bed eating bananas shouted quickly.
"Hey, Fatty, why don't you eat bananas?" Lu Yu joked, imitating the Beijing accent that the little fat man occasionally used, which made everyone laugh. The little fat man patted his head honestly, and then took the fruit plate.
past.
"Brother Yu, I've finished the matter!" Xiao Qi quickly sat up and put on his socks.
"Can I come in..." Li Kexin asked hiding at the door.
"Wait a minute!" Hearing her voice, Xiaopang jumped up and hurriedly stuffed his socks with exposed toes into his shoes.
"Haha~" Everyone burst into laughter again.
"Look what I brought to you." Lu Yu took the little white dog from Ke Xin's hand and put his hand on the little fat belly. Those fleshy little paws made the little fat man excited.
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"Hey!" The little fat grinned. He picked up the little fat dog, and his eyes shone brightly. He looked more affectionate than his son. "Labrador!" This is
Did you give it to me!? Xiaopang was so excited that he added: "Boss, how do you know I like hunting dogs!"
"Hound dog? That's a guide dog, right..." Xiao Qi covered her mouth and asked Lu Yu. He remembered that there was a movie called "Guide Dog Xiao Q", and the guide dog in it was this kind of dog.
"Tsk! What are you talking about?" The little fat man's ears were no match for the dog's. He took a banana peel and threw it on his face, "Hound!"
"Okay! Hound!" Xiaoqi was most afraid of him and succumbed to Xiaopang's power without any moral integrity.
"Wang Xin, how did you do this?" Li Kexin asked, looking at the bandage on his shoulder.
"It was cut by someone." Xiaopang said with a grimace.
"Did you fight with someone again? Did he ask you to do it?" Li Kexin asked over Lu Yu's shoulder.
"No!" Xiao Qi said, "Sister-in-law, you don't know! That day was dark and windy, and it was a good day for thieves to kill people and set fires. What was annoying was that a group of thieves came to our door.
..." Xiao Qi retells the scene half truthfully and half falsely. After appropriate artistic processing, he successfully portrays Xiao Pang, who was drunk and wanted to be chopped down, into a hero who "fights gangsters bravely with bare hands"
Hero.
When Xiaopang heard this, he also became interested, and he cooperated in showing a righteous and awe-inspiring look, which quite meant "to establish a heart for the world, to establish a destiny for the common people, to carry on the unique knowledge for the saints, and to create peace for all generations."
Seeing the two of them singing in harmony, Kexin was stunned for a while. The people present tried not to laugh and nodded cooperatively. "You should learn from them!" Li Kexin hugged her kitten and said to Lu Yu,
"Look at all the trouble you're causing."
"Imitate him?" Lu Yu thought about it without comment. In Ke Xin's eyes, everyone seemed to be better than Lu Yu, but she just fell in love with this bastard.
"Sister-in-law, you can't say that. My achievements today are mainly due to Brother Yu's good cultivation!" Xiaopang chuckled and smoothed things over.
Xiao Qi gave him a thumbs up, Fat Brother is a very good flatterer.
"Really?" Ke Xin raised her eyebrows and looked at Lu Yu. Lu Yu showed a calm hermit mentality. He folded his hands together and touched his chin inscrutably.
"Smelly~" Kexin was amused by his nonsense again.
Lu Yu is a very interesting person. He usually behaves very domineering, very shameful, a little gentle, loves to play tricks, and is extremely unreliable. But his bad appearance is very lovable. Once something happens, he will completely change.
He is a person whose calmness, persistence, and keen observation are all excellent qualities that people of his age do not possess.
"By the way, boss! Brother Shang Kun came here just now and said he wanted to find you." Xiaopang suddenly remembered Shang Kun who had just left. This guy actually came to see him immediately, which made Xiaopang very touched.
"Well, I saw him."
"What is he looking for you for?" Zhang Kai asked.