The so-called "Little Bear Picking Mushrooms" story is actually a dirty joke told by the fat man. The original text is as follows: A man lived in the mountains. One day, the man slept naked on the grass. A little mushroom picker girl came to pick mushrooms:
It's hard to say whether the female nurse picked his mushrooms or not, but judging from her posture, she was trying very hard.
"It's over, Fat Brother's mushrooms are no longer guaranteed." Xiao Qi said.
"It's not impossible to plant another one and it will develop a second time." Zhang Kai's bald head shone with golden light.
"Let's get out of the way!" Not wanting these wretched young men to lead Li Kexin into trouble, Lu Yu turned around, picked her up from the bed, and hid in the corridor. When everyone saw it, they jumped out of bed and followed, leaving only the little helper.
The fat man and the domineering female nurse.
Screams came from the ward in waves, and Xiaopang didn't scream so painfully when he was being chopped.
"Go and go through the discharge procedures." Looking at the heads poking out of the nearby wards, Lu Yu strongly suggested.
About ten minutes passed, and the female nurse came out dripping with sweat, arranging her messy hair and a button off her nurse uniform.
When everyone saw her coming, they quickly made way. "Boss, do you think Fat Brother was really..." Xiao Qi said. [
"Go in and take a look, and you'll know!" Qi Wen came in first.
The little fat man was still sitting on the hospital bed, still sitting upright. He waved to everyone with a proud look on his face, "I'm fine!" He said righteously, with scattered red fingerprints on his face vaguely visible.
"Fat brother, how do you feel?" Xiao Qi joked.
"Just right!" Xiaopang said confidently while hugging the puppy. Everyone has the problem of pretending, and it is particularly obvious on him. Looking at his bear-like appearance, everyone generally sighed: If you don't pretend, you will die.
Lu Yu just wanted to say a few words, but Xiaopang almost cried, "I want to be discharged from the hospital." This place left a shadow on his young mind.
In order to take care of the patients, they found a van and took Ke Xin back to school. Lu Yu didn't go to class, and Ke Xin didn't go either. She went home by herself with the kitten in her arms, but Lu Yu had other things to do.
Do.
When he returned home, Lu Yu was a little surprised to find that Wen Ling was not there, and neither was Kong Qian. At that time, Zhang Nai was knitting a sweater alone under the tree in the yard, and the whole villa seemed empty.
"Where are they?" Lu Yu asked.
"Xiao Ling asked Fang Qing's people to call her back. It seems there is something urgent." Zhang Nai said.
"Where's the other one?"
"He was also called away, together with Xiao Ling."
"Huh?" The two of them were called away together... "You guys take good care of Xiaopang, I'll go take a look." Lu Yu said, turned around and left.
Where? Of course it was Gou Chen. Since Lu Yu was injured, Wen Ling became the person who accompanied him most often, while Fang Qing seemed to be constantly getting into trouble one after another and rarely showed up. Wen Ling was called away, and he
He is not worried, he is worried about whether Fangqing has encountered any big trouble. What's more terrible is that the girl Kong Yuan was also taken away, along with Wen Ling, that is to say, she was also taken away by Fangqing's people. Fangqing
Did he know Kong Qian? He wanted to know this.
I found a taxi to go to the city. In order to make more money, the driver first took another passenger to the western suburbs. After putting him down, he turned a right angle and drove back to the latest chapter of My Beautiful CEO. Lu Yu was anxious
, always urging him to go faster. Maybe it was psychological factors, the more he urged, the slower he went, and the more he urged, the more he urged to turn off the engine, not to mention traffic jams at red lights. I wiped it, and Lu Yu just leaned on the chair and stopped moving.
The taxi stopped and walked to Gouchen's door. It was already nearly two o'clock in the afternoon. The business here has always been good, and without Sang Biao and a few of his younger brothers, it seemed a lot more orderly.
In the past few days, everyone's main topic has focused on Sang Biao's death. To say that Lu Yu was not a good person, this guy hung Sang Biao's head on a light bulb using a rusty wire.
By the time the police arrived, half of Sang Biao's face had already been cooked. The temperature of incandescent light bulbs is very high. If you want to say that roasting a leg of lamb is not enough, roasting a hot dog is basically no problem.[
Sang Biao's death was horrific. Murders are not uncommon these days, but those who cut off their heads were perverted. Coupled with the severed limbs and remains in the truck, the bloody scene was enough to make people sick. Although the official
Although great efforts were made to cover up the facts, the incident still got out. Regarding this incident that was supposed to be a major criminal case, there were different opinions from the outside world. The rumors became more mysterious and outrageous. When Lu Yu came, everyone
The focus of the discussion focused on the following three aspects.
First, should Sang Biao’s death be attributed to supernatural events?
Second, what does the head hanging on the light bulb mean?
Third, who will be the next target after Sang Biao's death?
Of course, the only people who can discuss these things are men and women who are here for fun. They have nothing to do with this matter at all. It doesn’t matter who died and who was injured. They are just talking about it to have more things to talk about when picking up girls.
Different from them is the second type of people. These people received the news of Sang Biao's death almost at the same time. Their eyes were not on the truth of the matter, but on Sang Biao's territory. They focused on the money.
, is the main characteristic of most small businessmen when they start out. And focusing on the territory is also a common characteristic of small gangsters. Their pursuit may be very low, that is, having money, women, and status. Money,
You need to rely on your brains to take the right path, and you have to be ruthless to take the wrong path. If people are not afraid of you, you can't make money. Why? Because the so-called underworld is generally rooted in three main types of income.
The first type is intimidation. Collecting protection fees, kidnapping, blackmailing, coercing the other party to sign unfair agreements, etc. all fall into this category.
The second type is underground business. The most typical ones are drug trading and arms trading. At the end of the last century, selling pirated CDs and pornographic books and periodicals was also a good way to make profits, but it is no longer feasible now. In the era of information technology
In the 1990s, a local software called Kuaibo successfully monopolized the industry market.
And the third type is to be hired. I don’t know if you have experienced it. When Zhao Lin was a child, he had a duel with someone and beat up a boy with a decent background. Before he left, he said, I will definitely avenge you today!
I'm going to hire someone to kill one of your legs! Of course, Zhao Lin's leg is still on me for the time being, and I don't know when it will be gone. One day, a young man wearing glasses and crawling forward with a lunch box appeared on the overpass.
Go up, that person is probably me, everyone is welcome to support~ In this matter, the people who will cripple one of my legs in the future are mainly this kind of underworld people. Depending on the degree of injury, people in the underworld have the following division of labor: minor injuries, such as
Those who beat you up to vent your anger belong to the gangsters. The common weapons of these people are wooden sticks, steel pipes, rubber, and whips. Some who are more pretentious will also use switch blades and whips. When these people beat you, they will deliberately
Avoiding vital parts will never hurt your life, but it must make you afraid. Once you accept your mistake and don't dare to trouble your employer, the matter is over.
What's a little more severe than this is serious injury. The people who do this are gangsters, that is, the underworld. The main weapons of these people are machetes and scrapers. Sometimes daggers and kitchen knives will also appear as special guests. This type of people
It's very ferocious. If you look up some information, the usual scene is like this: In a remote shop, a group of people suddenly rushed out. The leader came up and kicked the people down, and then everyone started to mess together.
He chopped thirty or forty times, and there was blood everywhere. Then the people dispersed in a hurry, and what was left was a man covered in blood lying on the ground twitching.
However, except for a true vendetta, this kind of revenge will not kill anyone. Looking through various criminal files, there are not many gangsters who have been hacked to death. These people who died either had bad ideas or were wrong.
Suffering too many knives. Of course, in addition to the above two injuries, there is also the most serious job of killing people. People who specialize in this kind of work are called killers. Usually they emphasize defeating the enemy with one blow, less trouble, and no clues.
Cleanliness is the main industry requirement, so people who use sniper rifles and hidden bombs account for the main proportion.