He finished class and took more than an hour to come back, so he was undoubtedly late.
My parents have already returned from get off work.
The two of them were sitting on the sofa in the living room at the moment.
"Dad, Mom!"
Seeing the two elders, Li Su originally imagined that he would enter the fragments of the world and kill everyone. Li Su, who had obtained the top-level skills, suddenly opened his eyes wide, and his eyes became blurry in an instant.
When I was young, I didn't live up to my expectations, which made my parents worry a lot.
I finally became sensible and could be filial, but I didn't want to have an accident and my elder brother passed away without even having time to say a word.
All of a sudden, he rushed in front of his parents, hugging them with tears streaming down his face, and kissed each of them on the face.
"Son, I miss you so much!!!"
At this moment, it doesn't matter what martial arts he has or what world he has.
I'm used to living alone, and I'm used to being alone. Even if I travel through time, I don't think about it. His return means that my parents are still alive.
I couldn't help but burst into tears.
"I miss you so much!"
Holding the two elders in his arms, Li Su was extremely excited. Damn it, damn it, you actually forgot such an important thing.
Seeing her son's appearance, the mother was a little panicked. She immediately reached out and touched his head and said, "Son, what's the matter? Why are you crying? Be good, don't cry, don't cry. Mom made you your favorite braised pork.
Meat."
As expected of his mother, she always felt sorry for him. Even if she made her angry, she would still not forget to give him sex and food after a spanking. Fortunately, I used to think it was a slap to a sweet date.
Li Su raised his big watery eyes and cried with joy. At the same time, he suddenly felt hungry.
I haven’t had my mother’s braised pork for a long, long time.
"hehe."
On the side, the father laughed, reached out and touched Li Su's head, looked at Li Su with a smile and said: "My son, you have become smarter."
"Huh?" Li Su was stunned.
"These tears, this voice, and this emotion have been practiced for a long time, right?"
"ah?"
"It's incredible. If it weren't for your father's acting skills, I would have felt like I had been separated from you for several years if I had just met you this morning."
Father's smile became brighter and brighter. His squinted eyes and raised corners of his mouth formed an extremely perfect smile. However, perhaps because of the light, there was a slight darkness above the nostrils, giving people a very forbidding feeling.
"Dad???" Li Su was excited. It was true that he missed his second elder, but the shadow left by his second elder was also real.
"Teacher Yin called just now. Not only did he fall asleep in class, but he also kept distracted after being woken up. It's amazing, it's really amazing."
Along with the father's words, the mother's movements also stopped, and her smiling eyes opened a crack, revealing a dangerous aura.
"No, not, I..."
Li Su's eyes opened wider and wider, and he stuttered.
Damn it, Yi Devil, I thought she had changed, but that bastard not only did it himself, but also sued her parents as before???
**********
In the room, Li Su lay on the bed, tears streaming down her face.
Got beaten again.
Mixed doubles as usual.
Moreover, the bamboo pole and belt were broken.
Looking at the broken bamboo poles and leather straps with the same fate placed in the corner, Li Su wanted to cry without tears.
Co-authored, even if he traveled through time, he was beaten thirty-nine times, and not one was missing?
Not only that, but the most terrifying thing is that Li Su also discovered a very fatal problem, that is, although he screamed heartbreakingly when he was beaten, he couldn't help but have endless nostalgia in his heart. He actually missed this kind of thing.
Feeling, ah, I really want to die.
I bother!
Smelly dad, bad mom.
I hate you.
Wuwuwu... How old am I? I was almost thirty in my last life and almost had a child. It was so embarrassing to be beaten like this.
His house is still a staircase.
At this time, elevator buildings had just emerged, and most places still had stairs.
Therefore, basically everyone on the three floors above and below was not spared the beating just now, and everyone listened.
I didn’t think before, but now what’s the difference between that and a public execution?
I want to die, I really want to die!!!
Putting the quilt over his head, Li Su felt very uncomfortable, wishing that the whole world would end...
**********
"The child's father, why don't we fight him in the future?"
Outside the door, listening to her son's cry, the mother thought for a while.
"After all, we are so old."
"The little bastard is useless. The third year of high school is a critical time. If you are careless at this time, he will go to the World Fragment soon. If..."
"Okay, at worst, find a place to hide after you go in, and stay there until the end. It's okay to be ordinary, at least there aren't that many dangerous things."
"You, oh, okay, since he has no intention, forget it. Living is better than death anyway."
The father shook his head and said, "Then we won't fight."
Although it was customary for a filial son to be born under a stick, they were not completely unreasonable. After all, Li Su would be eighteen years old and an adult soon.
In the room, listening to the words of his parents outside the door, Li Su took a breath and couldn't help but smile.
It's not that he won't be beaten in the future, but although the content is a little different, after the thirty-ninth spanking in his previous life, his parents said the same thing and never spanked him again.
"Mom and Dad, it's so good to see you again!"
"However, this time is different. It won't happen this time. I will go to World Fragment and become the number one person in the world. This time I won't let you worry about it. I won't let that matter happen because of me again.
It will never happen again if it doesn’t work.”
Slowly closing his eyes, Li Su's inner expectations for entering the fragments of the world were undoubtedly a little more intense.
In my previous life, because I didn't work hard in high school, I was only admitted to a third-rate university. My parents were very worried about this.
Later, because of him, they both went out to do errands, but never came back.
When the call came, Li Su came to his senses and realized that he had no chance to serve his second elder.
That day, he drank for the first time in his life until he fell unconscious. For the first time in his life, all his tears were shed, but he could not utter a single cry.
In this life, all of this will never happen again.
The fragments of the world will become an opportunity for him to rise, and he will become someone else's child, making countless people envious of his parents.
*******
School.
classroom!
"Today we will review the use of human expressions in the Ming Dynasty to prevent you from being regarded as weird people and not being accepted after entering.
First of all, which side of the capital is it?
Talking is long-winded and talkative. In the Ming Dynasty, it was said to be verbose, nagging, etc.
Carrying something: carrying something.
Pull: pull.
Let go of things: spread..."
Yi Devil stood on the podium and said calmly: "Students must remember that the language inside the fragment of the world is completely different from the same language outside us. The pronunciation of speech inside is different depending on the place. And locals will have different opinions on outsiders.
Do not say it with a certain amount of suspicion, especially if the target you are possessing suddenly changes his language.
Although the people in the world fragment are fake, don't think that they are stupid and don't know how to identify. In fact, there was someone who showed a slight flaw and was discovered by the people in the world. They have been hunted and killed since then. If it wasn't his luck,
Well, there's no chance of getting out alive.
Of course, the Ming Dynasty is actually quite simple. If the Tang Dynasty doesn’t have enough confidence, then they can find a small place to hide until the end. Do you understand?"
"clear!"
Everyone said in unison.
At this moment, Li Su, who was sitting in her seat, tightened her anus and her face became stiff.
Inadvertently, his textbook happened to turn to the linguistics of the Tang Dynasty and Luoyang Mandarin.
Inside, there is a poem written, a poem that is widely known to everyone. It is called "Thoughts on a Quiet Night"!
This is how it reads:
If you lose your silk and go too far, your general will suffer widespread abuse.
It's refreshing to pinch the bottom of the joint, but it's tortured when you touch the light.