015. [Chrysanthemums are brilliant when they explode]
Shooting AV movies really does not require technical content. Especially as a "director", it seems to Yi Feiyang that the technical content is very low. In just one day, Bill made this adult version of "SpongeBob SquarePants"
After the shooting, Yi Feiyang was a little surprised that Bill was such a "quick shooter". But Bill raised his eyebrows proudly and said to Yi Feiyang: "Yi, you don't have to be so surprised. You know, before I even entered the industry
What did I do before? I was a film student at the University of California! Do you know the great director Spielberg? I am his junior’s junior! He graduated from our son-of-a-bitch school!” “Originally this is
This school is not bad, but those nasty guys don’t know their stuff! Expelled me! God, I just held a group party at school, where everyone bare their butts and got a little smoke.
Damn it, I had an exciting threesome with a female teacher and two female students outside... Is it that serious? Damn it, they actually fired me in the end!" Yi Feiyang rolled his eyes, this guy shouldn't be punished.
At first, I should have been struck by lightning! "So, I was very unconvinced, and I told everyone: I am Rabbit Bill, I have to stand up from where I fell! Look at me now, haven't I become a director?! Ha!
Haha, damn bastards, if they knew that I am living so freely and nourishingly now, they would be furious!" "Okay, Bill, stop bragging! Come on, let me see your masterpiece today.
!" Yi Feiyang was too lazy to listen to his nonsense and couldn't wait to turn on the machine to watch the demo tape. The projector began to play. On the small screen, Big Bird Luqi, Natasha and others were dressed in strange cartoon costumes, making noises.
After a while of chatting, it started to get to the point that most masturbating men want. The woman began to take off her clothes, and the man began to lick the woman's toes. Queen's flow?! Slut's flow?! Rabbit Bill's shooting method is very ambiguous.
As for even veterans like Yi Feiyang, they can't figure out which genre of AV classics this drama belongs to. But fortunately, Yi Feiyang is patient and can continue watching. It's on the right track, and it's finally on the right track.
! Just as Yi Feiyang was shouting in his heart, let the storm come soon, Natasha, who had taken off her clothes, suddenly put her clothes back on. Yi Feiyang was dumbfounded and asked Rabbit Bill: "When was this scene taken?
Why don't I know? Is Natasha a human or a fairy? How can I take off my clothes faster and put on my clothes faster?" "Oh, dear Yi, you don't know this. When you went to the toilet to pee, I had an idea.
, I felt that it would be bad to shoot such a scene too directly, so why not play hard to get and let Natasha take off her clothes and put her clothes back on, boldly arousing the audience's voyeuristic desire and letting them fall into the fantasy space, Yoyo
Of course, I can't extricate myself!" "What fantasy, what space? Can you put it more simply?" "Ahem. As a student of the Film Art Department, I can tell you very responsibly, you understand, leaving blank space is very important when shooting a movie.
An important means!" Seeing Rabbit Bill's words, Yi Feiyang had no choice but to nod, "Okay, I admit that your art is difficult to master, but I hope you don't screw up this show!" "Don't worry, this show will only do it.
More perfect, never messed up!"...Yi Feiyang watched the demo tape for another ten minutes, and couldn't bear it anymore, so he asked: "Bill, are you sure this is an adult film?" Bill nodded, "Yeah.
, this is the best adult film I have personally shot! Of course, your wonderful script is indispensable. I never thought that cartoon characters can be used to fight in bed!" "But your camera..." Yi Feiyang couldn't help but
Pay attention to his flattery, "Dang around... Why does it feel like you are filming a documentary?" "Ahem, you know, dear Yi, I am a student in the Department of Cinematic Arts at the University of California! The shooting techniques I use
, is definitely a first-class technique, a very avant-garde and avant-garde technique! Occasionally there will be some unexpected lens effects, which is understandable, right?!" Bill said confidently. "This is understandable, but what I can't understand is...
...Why did you suddenly change the camera when Natasha took off her clothes again and Big Bird Luqi was ready to fight?" Yi Feiyang looked at Bill and said. Bill: "As I said just now, I am
student in the Department of Cinematic Arts at the University of California! So the technique I used is called 'borrowing'! Dislocation, you know? Sometimes these shots don't have to be done, they just need to be shot from different directions to arouse the audience's excitement.
Infinite reverie, that is, the artistic blank space I just told you... How can I put it, this is the art of movies!" Yi Feiyang got furious, "I'm going to piss you off! I don't understand what blank space is, let alone
What do you know about misalignment, and your piece-by-piece bullshit art! I only know that you have wasted all our hard work for the whole day, and now I am going to beat you until your muscles are white and your bones are misaligned, to see if you are still artistic or not!!"
"Oh no, dear Yi! Maybe my shooting techniques are a bit avant-garde, but it's not hopeless, right?" Bill saw Yi Feiyang going crazy and knew that this guy was a good man and a believer, so he hurriedly begged for mercy. Yi Feiyang finally understood,
Why is this guy in debt? Even if he makes these small movies, he won't lose money even if he doesn't make money, but he pursues some bullshit art! Is art affordable for ordinary people?! Except for David Qi, except for Wang Jiawei,
Who else in the film industry dares to play so randomly?! Art requires money! If you don’t have money to burn, how can you do art? The Rabbit Bill in front of you is simply the best in the AV industry, full of pioneers and avant-gardes. To put it bluntly, pure
That's nonsense! Fortunately, I didn't expect him to make any good films from the beginning! "Okay, Bill, I don't care how you made the film. Now, I'm going to use this demo to make a film."
This business, if it goes well, we can make a lot of money! If it goes poorly, then you are just waiting to explode!" Bill: "...?!" Bill has super understanding ability, and he soon understood this
What does the new vocabulary mean? He asked: "Do I blast others, or do others blast me?" "What do you think?"
"Ahem, let's discuss it, dear Yi! Don't burst the chrysanthemums, okay? You can burst my peonies, morning glory, black dahlias...or when you burst them, can you... borrow your seat?!"
