At this moment, faced with Cheng Long's direct request to play the role in "Havoc in Heaven", Yi Feiyang responded: "Brother Cheng Long, I can't afford the price of your movie appearance!"
Cheng Long heard Yi Feiyang's response and said: "It's free!"
Yi Feiyang was a little dumbfounded, "The free lunch is not delicious!"
Cheng Long was stunned for a moment, frowned, and said: "It seems that I really have no chance to cooperate with our Chinese Hollywood gold medal director. I am very disappointed, really disappointed!"
When Yi Feiyang heard that Cheng Long seemed a little frustrated, he smiled and said: "Of course, if you are willing to play the role of 'The Bull Demon King', I will keep this role for you!"
"The Bull Demon King?" Cheng Long touched his big nose, and then said: "Judging from my nose alone, this role really belongs to me!"
Yi Feiyang rolled his eyes, turned around and said, "Brother Cheng Long just said that he would appear for free, but I took it seriously."
Cheng Long was dumbfounded on the spot, but immediately, a smile appeared on Cheng Long's face and he said without hesitation: "No problem, it's an honor to star in a movie under a great director like you. Besides, this movie
If the show is really a hit, why don't you give me some red envelopes?"
Awesome, instead of asking for salary directly, I asked for red envelopes instead!
Ginger is still spicy when old! Someone sighed.
Yi Feiyang was talking to Brother Cheng Long, but Brother Fa was impatient. Compared with Cheng Long and Li Lianjie, Brother Fa had collaborated with Dream Entertainment, especially the movie "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"
, let Fa Ge and Yi Feiyang lay a very good foundation of "love". Seeing that Long Ge and Ajie both had roles, he couldn't help coughing and said: "What about me, dear Yi, look at me
What roles can you play?"
Yi Feiyang stopped playing tricks and said directly: "Brother Fa, you are so handsome, so let's play the role of the Jade Emperor! Isn't it powerful enough?"
Jade Emperor?!
Fa Ge gladly accepted it. "Not only is it powerful, but it can also lead the heaven!"
Brother Cheng Long: "I envy you so much for having such a good role!"
Li Lianjie: "Yes, it's not like me, who has to hold a pagoda all day long!"
Fa Ge smiled proudly, "Of course, my dear Yi and I are good friends after all. Of course, good roles will be left to me!"
…
Seeing that the three main characters in "Havoc in Heaven" were cast in one go, Yi Feiyang was very happy. Although there was still a lack of the most important Monkey King, Yi Feiyang believed that a suitable candidate could be found for this role.
I briefly talked with Brother Cheng Long and others about my plan to film "Havoc in Heaven", as well as the general plot of the film, and the idea for a blockbuster, and someone called him over there.
Helpless, Yi Feiyang had no choice but to say to Cheng Long and the others: "You guys chat first, I'll come over for a moment!" Facing these top domestic superstars, Yi Feiyang still has to give some face. After all, in the Chinese film market, their box office appeal is
Strength must not be underestimated.
After walking around in a circle, Yi Feiyang finally felt like he could take a breath after saying hello to everyone. You must know that his status is no small matter now, especially those celebrities who come with different purposes. Most of them want to cooperate with him and shoot.
Movies and so on, this forced Yi Feiyang to be very cautious in greetings, evading those who could, and inviting subordinates to those who looked good. In short, Yi Feiyang used his unique and prophetic vision to constantly recruit people for Fantasy Entertainment.
Of course, Yi Feiyang doesn't want everyone. Regarding the selection of actors, his response is: "The selection in this aspect should follow the plot of the movie. If there is a suitable one, I will definitely find you to cooperate!"
After going around all night, Yi Feiyang was inevitably thirsty. When everyone was not paying attention, he slipped into the VIP room and sat down on the sofa to take a rest.
But just when he was resting alone on the back chair, a familiar figure rushed in. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be the pop queen Beyoncé, who had signed a contract not long ago.
"Why is it you?" Yi Feiyang had a headache when he saw Beyoncé. This sexy goddess is not an ordinary boss. She is too ambitious. She probably won't do anything good for her.
Beyoncé saw Yi Feiyang's expression and couldn't help but smile: "Don't worry, no one will see me when I come in. Yes, especially not Hathaway and the others. I know you are worried about this, aren't you?"
"What am I worried about? I'm upright!" Yi Feiyang said duplicitously.
"Haha, that's great. I'm really afraid that you will avoid me, which will make me very sad." Beyoncé cooed.
Yi Feiyang felt pain again. He would rather fight with a pure man than with such a vixen-level beauty.
"Okay, stop talking about useless things and tell me, what do you want me to do?" Yi Feiyang frowned when he saw Beyoncé looking so arrogant.
Beyoncé chuckled, and couldn't help but have some doubts about her own charm. You know, her sexiness is unrivaled in Hollywood. Many movie bosses are soft-hearted when they see her getting angry, but this Chinese Yi doesn't seem to be very easy to seduce.
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Thinking of this, Beyoncé said: "What are you doing? Haha, of course you saw that our boss was too tired, so he came in to give you a massage!"
Yi Feiyang stood up quickly and said vigilantly: "Massage me, what are your plans?"
Beyoncé didn't care about Yifeiyang's actions at all. She came gently behind Yifeiyang, pressed the tense Yifeiyang on the back chair, and said: "Hey, I'm just voluntarily massaging you. There are absolutely no requirements."
Listening to Beyoncé's words, Yi Feiyang lowered his guard a little and leaned back on the chair with his whole body relaxed. Beyoncé slowly massaged Yi Feiyang's shoulders like small hands.
Yi Feiyang felt his whole body become soft and said lightly: "Stronger!"
Beyoncé agreed: "Okay!" She used a little more force and slowly massaged Yi Feiyang's temples with her smooth hands, "Are you comfortable?"
Yi Feiyang felt a lot more relaxed all over, and said a little bit: "With you here, can you feel uncomfortable?"
Beyoncé was rarely praised, and she laughed and said: "As far as I know, the legendary Chinese Yi is a very low-key person, and what he dislikes the most is socializing."
Yi Feiyang said helplessly: "Fantasy Entertainment Company has developed so far, so it is appropriate to hold such a party! Socializing is inevitable, and it is not like this every day."
Beyoncé smiled slightly: "There must be many people at this party who want to cooperate with you in making a new movie. How did you answer?"
Yi Feiyang was stunned for a moment and asked doubtfully: "New movie?" How did this girl know about it? It seemed that he hadn't talked about it too much with anyone, only with a few actors he planned to collaborate with.
Just a few words, I didn’t expect this girl to be so well-informed.
When Beyoncé saw what Yi Feiyang said, she couldn't help but turn her chair around, looked at Yi Feiyang's expression, and said reluctantly: "Everyone outside knows it, and you still want to hide it from me!"
Yi Feiyang said innocently: "I was just surprised. Your information is so well-informed, I didn't mean to hide it from you."
Beyoncé smiled, then moved her face closer to Yi Feiyang, rubbing her towering breasts against Yi Feiyang's arms, "So, has the heroine in the movie you filmed been finalized?"
Yi Feiyang smiled. From the moment Beyoncé entered the room, he felt that there must be something wrong with this girl, and finally the fox showed its tail.
Feeling a soft and comfortable feeling on his arms, Yi Feiyang wanted to get up to avoid the "turbulent waves", but Beyoncé pushed him down on the chair.
Yi Feiyang shrugged helplessly, "What are your thoughts?"
Beyoncé slowly pressed into Yi Feiyang without her face turning red, her charming expression teasing: "Which aspect are you referring to?"
Yi Feiyang was stunned. Looking at Beyoncé, who is extremely sexy and has a hot figure, his throat couldn't help but roll, and then he calmed down and said, "I'm sorry, I don't seem to have a heroine in this movie."
"You're lying, how come there is no heroine in the movie?"
"What am I kidding you about? Not only is there no heroine, but the hero is also a monkey!"
"Monkey? You let the monkey be the protagonist? Are you saying you want to film "King Kong"?" Beyoncé said in surprise.
Fortunately, she could think of "King Kong". Yi Feiyang couldn't help but smile, "No, it's not "King Kong", but "Havoc in Heaven"!"
"'Havoc in Heaven'? What is that?"
"Have you seen "Journey to the West"?"
"What is that thing?"
Yi Feiyang is speechless. It's terrible to be uneducated. This pop singer really needs to study hard.
"That's our Chinese classic, um. Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, protects Tang Monk to learn the scriptures!"
"Monkeys learn from scriptures---I seem to have heard of this story..." Beyoncé winked charmingly, "So are there any female characters in it?"
"Female characters? Guanyin Bodhisattva, seven fairies, um, and some maids and goblins. I think you look like a goblin. How about I arrange one for you?"
"Tch, are you kidding me? Of course I want to play that Guanyin Bodhisattva!"
"You? Guanyin Bodhisattva?" Yi Feiyang was stunned for a moment, then looked at the chocolate-skinned Latin queen and laughed. "No! It really can't! Why don't you look like a Bodhisattva! God,
Unless the Bodhisattva has just returned from a vacation in Africa!"
Beyoncé was unhappy, "What do you mean? Do you think I'm ugly?"
"Oh no no, on the contrary, you are too sexy. Has anyone seen such a sexy Bodhisattva? The most important thing is that this movie is a Chinese movie, and you don't look Chinese! Otherwise, I can arrange it for you.
Do you want to make a cameo as an old Montenegro monster or a black wind monster?" Yi Feiyang joked, looking at Beyoncé's chocolate skin.
"You are very bad, you know, China Yi! You are really bad, you actually made fun of me!" No matter how stupid Beyoncé is, she can tell that Yi Feiyang is teasing her.
"Are you bad, or am I bad? You want to tempt me with such a big wave!" Yi Feiyang glanced at Beyoncé's beautiful breasts, "Fortunately, I have seen it before!"
Beyoncé was speechless, and finally she prayed with the tenderness of a girl: "Okay, let's admit it's my fault, but you have to help me to some extent, I signed the contract and I didn't just sit on the bench!"
"Well, since you are quite sensible, I will leave the theme song and MV for the Hollywood version of "Havoc in Heaven" to you!"
"Haha, I knew you wouldn't help me, thank you, Yi!" With a click, Beyoncé kissed Yi Feiyang's face.
Yi Feiyang touched his cheek and said with a bad smile: "You asked for this, you dare to harass me, be careful I will punish you on the spot!" After saying that, he looked at Beyoncé's plump breasts evilly.
She originally thought that Beyoncé would take the opportunity to "escape", but unexpectedly she pushed out her breasts and said: "Okay then, you can do it!"
Yi Feiyang was immediately dumbfounded and said nonchalantly: "Ahem, I'm joking."
"I've known it for a long time. Our boss is not only a good director, but also a good man. He will never make any unwritten rules!" Beyoncé said with a smile.
Yi Feiyang shook his head, "It seems that my acting skills are really bad. I really need to practice them!"
"Then you might as well play the role of the monkey, I think you look quite similar now!" Beyoncé joked casually.
"What did you say?" Yi Feiyang was startled.
Beyoncé: "I was just saying casually...what, you don't like it?"
"Oh no, you... you go out first. Let me think about it." Yi Feiyang sent Beyoncé away while he fell into deep thought.
Yes, why don't you play this role?
I really like the character of the Monkey King!
When I was young, I used to play with the golden cudgel!
But can I act well?!
Will the audience accept it?!
I wrote, directed and acted in "Havoc in Heaven". Isn't this too sharp?!
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As a large-scale celebration banquet held by Fantasy Entertainment, superstars gather together, and of course performances on stage are indispensable. Especially as the traditional Chinese Spring Festival, the song and dance party is the highlight.
Most of the artists under Fantasy Entertainment are versatile. Not to mention Queen Beyoncé, only Fat Jack, who once played rock and roll, and Johnny Depp actually formed the "Fat and Skinny Duo" this time and sang a song on stage.
The heavy metal music "Dance in the Dark" boosted the atmosphere in the entire hall.
Later, Robert Downey Jr., who was having a great time, also ran to the stage and dragged Jessica to dance a very sexy rumba. Anne Hathaway also sang a cappella an Oscar-winning song "Snow" that Yi Feiyang liked more.
Velvet Flowers".
Since we are celebrating the Chinese New Year, of course there are some Chinese celebrities singing Chinese songs. Brother Cheng Long, who has always regarded singing as acting, took the lead and went on stage to sing a very festive song "The God of Wealth Is Here", and Brother Cheng Long was very interesting.
I don’t know where I found a red suit of the God of Wealth, and wore a God of Wealth hat. The song he sang made the whole audience laugh.
Compared to Brother Cheng Long's singing skills, Fa Ge and Li Lianjie had nothing to offer. They had no choice but to temporarily form a husband and wife duo and perform a piece of brick splitting on stage. Fa Ge took the brick.
, allowing Li Lianjie to chop in the air, this unique skill completely stunned foreigners. They shouted "Qiannizi Kung Fu!"
Finally, at the suggestion of Brother Cheng Long, they, a group of Chinese people who came across the ocean to work in Hollywood, took the stage to collectively sing an ancient Chinese song - "Descendants of the Dragon"!
There is a river in the far east.
Its name is the Yangtze River.
There is a river in the far east,
Its name is the Yellow River.
Although I have never seen the beauty of the Yangtze River,
In my dreams, I often wander through the waters of the Yangtze River.
Although I have never heard of the Yellow River’s strength,
Surging in the dream...
Accompanied by this familiar song and touching melody, Cheng Long and others couldn't help but express emotions.
Although they are all top-notch superstars in the Chinese market, in the North American entertainment industry, they are much bleaker.
Like Li Lianjie, the first movie he starred in turned out to be the villain drug lord. As for Fa Ge, he turned out to be a killer or a corrupt police detective. Only Cheng Long was slightly better, but he was still relying on his acting skills to rest on his laurels.
Please foreigners.
They are very bitter and tired!
They are Chinese! They are the descendants of the dragon!
When they stood on the stage and sang this song, not many people in the audience paid attention. Compared with the Qiannizi Kung Fu just now, this song was obviously less interesting. So most of the guests started joking with each other and drinking.
, the slapstick and slapstick, seemed very unorganized.
Yi Feiyang listened to the singing of Cheng Long and others in the audience. Just because everyone is Chinese, only Yi Feiyang can feel the meaning and emotion expressed in the singing...
Therefore, he sniffed, then picked up the microphone without hesitation, walked onto the stage, and began to sing the song "Descendants of the Dragon" with everyone.
When Yi Feiyang came on stage, the audience's attention immediately shifted.
"God, did you see that China Yi is singing!"
"Yes, he can actually sing on stage!"
“What a surprise!”
…
Needless to say, everyone at the scene was attracted by Yi Feiyang's actions. For a moment, the stage became the focus.
Many people in the audience were confused as to why Yi Feiyang suddenly ran on stage to sing?!
"What's so strange about this! Don't forget, Chinese Director Yi is Chinese after all!" someone explained.
When they heard the explanation, those people suddenly realized, "No wonder these Chinese actors will attend the banquet. I almost forgot that China Yi is Chinese."
In Hollywood, no one, whether actor or director, would have thought that a Chinese would create such dazzling achievements. When people were immersed in the miracle of Yi Feiyang, they gradually forgot his Chinese identity. But now, they
Only then did I realize that the best director in front of me is actually Chinese!
…
There was a dragon in the ancient East,
Its name is China.
There was a group of people in the ancient East,
They are all descendants of the dragon.
I grew up under the dragon’s feet,
When he grows up, he will be the descendant of the dragon.
Dark eyes, black hair, yellow skin,
Forever and forever the descendant of the dragon...
The loud chorus was deafening.
Yi Feiyang sang very hard and passionately.
Everyone was shocked by the singing of these Chinese people. Although they could not understand the meaning of the lyrics, they could understand their feelings.
Wandering in a foreign land, inheriting for thousands of years!
Connected by blood, descendants of the dragon!
That night, I don’t know how many people were as drunk as Yi Feiyang, very drunk!
In his drunken dream, he returned home again, to his hometown that he missed day and night.
PS: Robin Williams, have a good journey! I really like your starring roles in "Robot Butler" and "Dr. Oolong". I hope you can still act in comedies in heaven!
