Lu Zechen cleared his throat and said very confidently, "Once upon a time, there was a man named Lao Tie. He had no hair and no hair on his body. What disease did he have?"
Gu Lian snorted and said without thinking, "There's nothing wrong with me."
Lu Zechen was shocked, "How do you know?"
Gu Lian showed a look of disgust, "Don't you usually surf the Internet? You have the nerve to bring out such an old joke."
Lu Zechen frowned and said harshly, "What's so good about surfing the Internet? There are so many more interesting things than surfing the Internet. What's so bad about surfing the Internet? It's a waste of time?"
Gu Lian: "..."
"I don't care, I've said it before, so I'll pass." Lu Zechen ignored him and reshuffled the cards.
Gu Lian didn't expect him to say anything good, just wasting time with him.
Lu Zechen quickly shuffled the cards and asked her to draw the cards.
Gu Lian looked at the time, guessing that the medicine would take effect soon, so he didn't bother to be too serious with him.
The two of them went back and forth, and the game ended quickly.
Lu Zechen won.
Gu Lian shrank into the quilt and said, "I'm not joking."
Lu Zechen moved forward, "I don't like to hear jokes either."
Gu Lian: "Ask."
Lu Zechen thought for a moment, "How did you feel the first time you saw me?"
Gu Lian frowned and looked at him sideways, "You really dare to ask."
Lu Zechen held his head high, still maintaining his pride, "If you tell the truth, you're not attracted to me? If nothing else, I'm not bad looking, right?"
He kept insisting on one thought. If Gu Lian didn't have a good impression of him, he wouldn't be the first to come to him if he was forced into a desperate situation.
Gu Lian guessed his blind confidence, rolled his eyes, clapped his mouth, "I think your kidneys are pretty good."
"What?" Lu was confused.
Gu Lian looked at him coldly and repeated, "Your kidneys are very good."
"Where did you get this from?" Lu Zechen's expression became troubled.
Gu Lian hummed, "You came to the bar for four days in a row, and you took people away every day for the first three days. When they came back, they all said that they had been fighting with you all day and night, and they were still comparing themselves to each other."
Lu Zechen's eyes widened.
He breathed a sigh of relief, his face turned from red to green, "Fart!"
Gu Lian chuckled, "What are you doing? Isn't it nice for people to praise you?"
Lu Zechen closed his eyes and took deep breaths continuously, "I didn't touch any of them!"
Gu Lian was surprised, and then showed a suspicious expression, "Then why did you take people out?"
Lu Zechen wrapped himself up in a quilt angrily, "You don't understand why you're making a fuss about things in the east and west?"
"Um?"
Lu Zechen: "I have fallen in love with the girl bartending, but she doesn't even look at me. I can't find a place for her?!"
The bartending woman: "..."
She frowned, still a little unconvinced, "With your style, you took everything out, why are you hanging it out to dry?"
"The wild food outside is unclean. When have you ever seen me eat it?" He sneered.
That was the first time he fell in love with her. He fell in love with her at first sight and opened several bottles of expensive wine. However, she glanced at him coldly and directly transferred the order to a male bartender.
He did it, and he was so angry that he almost broke the whole place.
If it weren't for that little bit of grace, he would never have been able to bear it.
For the next few days, he kept staring at her, but she still ignored him. He wanted to show off and didn't like to approach her with a shy face, so he could only go out with the woman who took the initiative to show her kindness.
"Are those women sick? I've paid them, but they're still trying to ruin my reputation later!"
No wonder, no wonder, when she was abducted to his bed, the words she cursed were so unpleasant.