"I knew you weren't that heroic." Lu Zechen hummed, holding the milk tea in his arms, taking out the straw, and stuck it in with difficulty. He sucked it in until his cheeks were deflated, and then he managed to take a sip.
He breathed a sigh of relief and gave Gu Lian a thumbs up, "Drink this glass and I won't have to sleep tonight. You can even save on the room fee."
Gu Lian laughed out loud.
"Then you can stand on the side of the road and smoke it. If it gets cold, go into the hotel and use the microwave on the first floor. It will work."
Lu Zechen hummed, sucking up the material with an exaggerated expression, "I can't stand it anymore, my cheek hurts, please rub it for me quickly."
Gu Lian glanced at him sideways, "You are really delicate and frail, even your cheeks are more valuable than others."
"You should be kind. If you hadn't bought it, I wouldn't have eaten this thing even if I were invited to eat it."
Gu Lian curled her lips and reached out to pull his sleeves, "It's so pretentious, why don't you starve to death?"
There was a noodle shop two steps ahead. She turned to look at him, "Would you like some noodles? The cheapest Yangchun noodles?"
Lu Zechen glanced at the advertisement at the door and asked seriously: "Can I apply for a queue?"
Gu Lian shrugged, "Okay, it's just a small piece."
Lu Zechen said: "You are really amazing."
Gu Lian let go and said in the same tone as before: "Just be satisfied. If it weren't for the fact that you are Nian Nian's father, and the King of Heaven is here, you wouldn't want me to spend money on him."
Lu Zechen was not happy, and said, "I don't want to hear this anymore. Can I increase the number of rows, or is it because of the year?"
Gu Lian raised his eyebrows, "What else?"
Lu Zechen: "Isn't it because I'm handsome and you like me?"
Gu Lian: "..."
puff!
The proprietress who was eavesdropping on the side spurted all the melon seeds in her mouth and smiled shamelessly.
"You two, what do you want?"
Gu Lian ignored Lu Zechen and ordered: "A bowl of Yangchun noodles, plus a small portion of large ribs."
Lu Zechen interrupted, "I don't want the big row anymore."
Gu Lian was surprised, "Why not?"
"I'm not willing to eat anything with an unfair reputation." He raised his chin, very proud.
Gu Lian rolled his eyes and looked at the boss lady's expression of watching a show, "Then don't add it."
Lu Zechen hissed, "You won't buy it if I say you don't want it?"
"What else? I beg you to eat?"
"How about you try to beg..."
"Shut up, don't dream."
Lu Zechen: "..."
The landlady smiled and advised Gu Lian, "Why don't you add a larger portion? Small portions, big steaks, and small ones are all for children."
Gu Lian glanced at the price, turned to Lu Zechen and said, "To be honest, I don't think you are worthy of this price."
When Lu Zechen heard this, he pretended to be angry and walked out directly.
Before Gu Lian could scream, the landlady advised her first, "Hey, hey, hey, don't leave. Your girlfriend didn't say she wouldn't join."
Lu Zechen turned his back, a smile flashed in his eyes, turned around and returned to being "cold", and asked Gu Lian: "Do you want to add me?"
Gu Lian gritted his teeth and said to the landlady: "Add three more portions!"
Hold him to death!
The proprietress laughed so hard that she happily placed the order and went to the kitchen to cook it herself.
Lu Zechen pretended to sigh, "There's no need to spend so much money, I can't eat that much."
Gu Lian crossed her arms across her chest, "Can't eat? I'll stuff it for you myself."
She pulled out the nearest chair, sat down leisurely, and took a sip of milk tea.
Lu Zechen sat down opposite her, thinking of ways to tease her, "I want to take a sip of yours."
"If you don't give it, don't even think about it."
Lu Zechen smiled and reached out to hook her little finger, "Not even one bite?"