Lu Zechen said "fuck" from the kitchen, followed by a clanging sound.
Gu Lian rushed to the door of the kitchen and saw Lu Zechen hurriedly covering the pot with a lid, looking horrified, "Is this fish still alive?"
It's been nearly three hours since I farted and disemboweled myself. Even with the resurrection armor, I can't hold this fish back.
Lu Zechen's expression was exaggerated. Knowing that Gu Lian was at the door, he kept saying, "It's burning me to death. My face is going to be ruined."
"Mr. Gu, Master Lu has sacrificed a lot in order to give you a full meal."
"Come and see if my handsome face is damaged?"
"Gu Lian... ugh!"
Halfway through his words, a hand came around from behind and covered his mouth.
Gu Lian stuffed a kumquat into his mouth and said in his ear: "Chirp, were you a sparrow in your last life?"
Lu Zechen chewed the kumquat and turned to look at her, "See for yourself, the oil splashed on it and it hurt me to death."
Gu Lian looked closer and saw that she didn't even blush. She said, "You're so delicate."
Lu Zechen: "It really hurts."
"If the fish is mushy, I'll beat you up, and that will really hurt."
When Lu Zechen heard the words, he immediately smelled a mushy smell.
"Depend on!"
In the blink of an eye, it was already blurry?
Gu Lianhehe.
Lu Zechen opened the lid of the pot, ignoring the crackling noise inside, and quickly turned the fish over.
"There's something wrong with this fish, it sticks to the pan!"
"Nonsense, if you just pour so much oil, of course it will stick to the pan."
"Oil, oil, oil, give me the oil!"
"Pour less. I'll let you fry the fish, not fry it."
…
The fuss in the kitchen was so noisy that Nian Nian woke up.
Gu Lian walked around the living room holding Nian Nian, watching Lu Zechen bring out the fish with a solemn expression.
Gu Lian laughed and said, "Master Lu, take the lead and have a taste first?"
Lu Zechen glanced at her, "Aren't you afraid of being widowed?"
Gu Lian curled her lips and said, "At most, I can just change my boyfriend, but I won't be widowed."
Lu Zechen took off his apron and said, "How cruel."
He took his chopsticks, poked at the jet-black fish, and said nonsense, "Boss Gu, I don't think this fish is inedible."
Gu Lian: "You eat first. If you are not dead in ten minutes, I will eat again."
Lu Zechen: "..."
"Okay!" He rolled up his sleeves and said, "If I don't go to hell, who will?"
He picked up a piece of fish and quickly put it into his mouth.
Gu Lian stared at his expression, "How is it?"
Lu Zechen's expression gradually became distorted. Without saying a word, he quickly went to the wine cabinet and immediately opened a bottle of wine.
When Gu Lian saw this, he couldn't help but laugh, "It's a bad fate to have this fish fall into your hands. Your life was wasted."
Lu Zechen poured the wine quickly, raised his head and drank it all in one gulp, then calmed down.
"Gu Lian."
"what?"
"Almost." Lu Zechen raised a finger and said, "Almost you would have been widowed."
Gu Lian: "..."
Lu Zechen came over and took the fish to the kitchen and dumped it without hesitation.
Gu Lian called him from behind, really wanting to have a taste.
Lu Zechen took out the things from the refrigerator and said, "No, I finally caught it. If you let me poison you again, I will die of stupor."
Nian Nian lay on Gu Lian's shoulder, staring at his father and smiling.
Lu Zechen pinched the little guy's cheek and said, "You little rascal, are you still laughing at daddy?"
Gu Lian: "Didn't you see that she spat at you just now? She probably disliked you too much."