Song Xiang was sweating and hot all over. He glanced at the two things on the plate, picked them up with chopsticks, and stuffed them into his mouth together.
Everyone: "..."
Lin Yihuan pouted, "Master Duanshui."
Bo Zhan: "Sister is so smart."
Yu Shishi sniffed and cried a little.
The atmosphere at the table was strange.
Yan Han had no expression on his face, "Order some fish porridge."
Yu Tianyu answered, "Okay."
After a while, there was a knock on the door.
Yan Hanyao's fish porridge is a big bowl, enough for everyone at the table.
Song Xiang stared at the rotating porridge basin. When the spoon was about to turn to their side, she grabbed the inner spoon before Duan Ge.
Duan Ge: "What are you in a hurry for?"
Song Xiang smiled, "I'll do it myself."
To avoid further embarrassment, it is better to strike first.
Song Xiang sighed inwardly at his own wisdom, and after finishing serving the porridge, he planned to put down his spoon and sit down.
Duan Ge & Bo Zhan: "Help me fill a bowl too."
Song Xiang:???
Yan Han snorted and looked over with a half-smile, "Aren't you afraid of tiring the girl?"
Song Xiang didn't dare to raise his head, and the roots behind his ears turned red.
Everyone was drinking porridge, but their eyes glanced this way, wanting to see who she was serving first.
Song Xiang breathed a sigh of relief, put down the spoon, picked up the bowl with a tigerish face, and dug two bowls directly into the porridge basin.
The bowl was full of porridge, which made me feel uncomfortable just looking at it.
She put it in front of Duan Ge and Bo Zhan expressionlessly, "Eat it!"
After saying that, he ignored everyone's stifled laughter and sat down heavily.
Duan Ge and Bo Zhan finally calmed down for a while.
Probably because the fish porridge tasted really good, there was no sound at the table for a long time.
Song Xiang was so angry that his ears were steaming. He didn't look at the porridge in the bowl and put it into his mouth one spoonful at a time.
Suddenly! A stinging pain came from my throat.
Song Xiang paused and felt a little thump in his heart.
She tried to swallow, and sure enough she felt pain again.
The fish bone is stuck!
She lowered her head and glanced at the porridge in the bowl. The fish meat had been processed, but it was not guaranteed to be boneless.
"Sister?" Bo Zhan noticed that Song Xiang's eating of porridge had slowed down and called out with a smile.
Song Xiang struggled to smile, "The porridge... is delicious."
Bo Zhan: "Then let someone pack one for you later."
Song Xiang opened his mouth and said, "Thank you."
Her heart was burning with anxiety, but her face was forced to remain calm, unable to move forward or retreat for a moment.
Across the way, Yan Han was drinking porridge calmly, and suddenly said inexplicably: "Open your eyes, don't get stuck by the fish bones."
Lin Yihuan: "This is a spiny fish, not a grass carp. Only a blind person would get stuck."
Song Xiang: "..."
Yan Han: "It's hard to guarantee that some people's eyes are on the top of their heads."
Lin Yihuan pouted, not understanding what this meant.
Everyone at the table was watching with their eyes, nose, nose and heart, each with their own thoughts.
Song Xiang felt so uncomfortable that she put down the spoon under pressure and said, "Sorry, I have to go to the bathroom."
Bo Zhan and Duan Ge put down their bowls and chopsticks at the same time.
Song Xiang: "We women can go to the toilet independently."
puff--
There were several bursts of laughter.
Bo Zhan and Duan Ge closed their mouths at the same time.
Song Xiang gritted his teeth, stared at all directions, and stood out from the crowd of people.
Opening the door and closing it, the world is cut off and the air becomes several degrees fresher.
She was so exhausted that her legs almost slipped.
Her throat was so uncomfortable that she quickly ran to the bathroom.
in the room
Everyone was drinking porridge quietly. Yu Tianyu put down his spoon and said casually: "Two days ago, there was a fool who got stuck eating fish at my place. He is really mentally retarded. The fish bone is as big as his little finger and he actually wants to swallow it.
I had to eat it and almost scratched my airway."
Lu Zechen raised his eyebrows, "Isn't it an artery?"
Yu Tianyu: "You're telling me, can you save your life by eating fish porridge?"
Lu Zechen: "That's not necessarily true. Even if you are mentally retarded, your experiences are always extraordinary."
The two of them spoke to each other as if they were telling stories.
The others just listened to the story. Bo Zhan had lazy eyes and a smile on his lips. Duan Ge felt uncomfortable listening and felt something was wrong.
Yan Han put down his bowl and chopsticks and wiped the corners of his mouth, "It's a blessing for mankind if there are fewer stupid things on the earth."
Yu Tianyu and Lu Zechen looked at each other and curled their lips at the same time.
Lin Yihuan frowned, "Brother, your mouth is too poisonous."
Severe cold and unreasonable.
The table became quiet again.
Xu Tailang was quite excited, he poked Duan Ge quietly and whispered: "Is Song Xiang stuck in the fish bone?"
Duan Ge suddenly raised his head, remembering Song Xiang's expression just now.
He stood up and walked out as he said, "I'm going to the bathroom."
Everyone raised their eyebrows.
As soon as Duan Ge left, Bo Zhan put down the bowls and chopsticks and said, "Just in time, I need to go to the bathroom too."
Yu Shishi: "I'll go with you."
Lu Zechen sighed, "Why is it contagious if you need to urinate urgently?"
Bo Zhan and Yu Shishi went out one after another.
Yu Tianyu put down the bowl and chopsticks, looked at each other with Lu Zechen, and said coquettishly: "I also want to pee."
Lu Zechen's expression was exaggerated, "What a coincidence, I thought so too."
The rest: "..."
Yan Han drank half a mouthful of soup and put down the small bowl, "If you want to go to the theater, go quickly and stop talking nonsense."