The key point is that this liar’s deception is very rubbish, and he still pretends to be very good at deception.
Here's what happened...
"Strong man, wait a minute." A man who looked very shabbily dressed shouted from behind.
Wang Donglai did not look back, because he was not sure whether the other party was calling him, and he was thin, with a clean face, and had the temperament of a weak scholar in ancient times. The adjective "strong man" could not be applied to him.
"handsome guy……"
This time Wang Donglai came back.
"What's the matter?" Looking back, Wang Donglai saw an old Taoist priest wearing an old gray and black Taoist uniform, with a sallow complexion and unkempt beard. He looked like he was living in a very embarrassed life.
"It's a good thing, young man. I'm surprised by your fine features and beautiful bones. Can you lend me ten yuan?" the old Taoist priest said very shamelessly, and the change of tone was so fast that it was inexplicable.
"Um, what's the connection between having beautiful features and amazing bones and lending you ten yuan?" Wang Donglai frowned slightly.
"Of course, I have always believed that the kindness of a person is directly proportional to his beauty. To be honest, Pindao has not eaten for several days. If you lend me ten yuan to solve my fasting crisis, I will
How about I teach you the clairvoyance?" The old Taoist priest said with a serious and mysterious look, "After you practice it, you can see through all things, but there will be some minor side effects in the early stage."
Seeing through all things, this is such a heaven-defying skill. I am afraid that every boy dreams of acquiring this powerful ability. From now on, he no longer has to worry about being caught by his master when he peeks at his junior sisters and senior sisters in the shower.
To be honest, as a man, Wang Donglai was a little excited, but when he saw the old Taoist priest's tattered clothes and thought of this impossible magical power, he put away his excitement and cursed at the same time.
.
"Oh my god, my sister, if you see through your uncle, do you really think that I am a villain?"
"Don't be excited. What I said is true. Look." As he said that, the old Taoist priest took out a very shabby book from his arms. It was so shabby that the title of the book could not be seen clearly, and only two of them could be vaguely recognized.
words.
These two words are: Jin Ping...
"Jin Ping Tong, the full name is Jin Ping Tian Yan Tong." The old Taoist priest said with a proud smile.
"Disappeared from my eyes within three seconds..." Wang Donglai clenched his fists and couldn't bear it any longer. "Jin Ping Mei is just Jin Ping Mei. It's just a pornographic book. He deliberately erased a word and said it was "Jin Ping Mei".
When you were little, your head was pinched by a donkey's butt, causing an indirect concussion?"
"What I said is true." The old Taoist priest looked anxious, "Look at my eyes, do you see them? They are full of sincerity, right?"
"I didn't see sincerity, there's a lot of shit in my eyes." Wang Donglai said without any concealment, and then looked suspicious, "Besides, why should I believe you? Unless you prove it to me."
At this time, a very pretty white-collar beauty in uniform walked past Wang Donglai.
"That woman, do you know what style her underwear is?" The old Taoist priest put his head next to Wang Donglai's ear, lowered his voice and said cautiously.
"I don't know." Wang Donglai replied.
"Bound with white lace."
"Really or not?"
"Absolutely true."
"How to prove it?"
After that, the old Taoist priest laughed and said something that made Wang Donglai almost vomit blood: "It's not easy to prove. If you don't believe me, you can ask."
"Ask your brother-in-law, disappear from my eyes immediately, and destroy your third leg if you keep talking." Wang Donglai was angry, who dared to ask such a thing?
Beauty, are you wearing white lace panties today?
Beauty, would you like me to see your underwear?
If the real evil was to this extent, it would be difficult for Wang Donglai to survive until now, and on the contrary, he is very shrewd.
"If you want me to stop rambling, you can lend me ten dollars."
"You've started blackmailing, get out of here!" After saying that, Wang Donglai subdued this wretched old liar with a clean leg-severing strike.
…………
This is what happened.
After being kicked off the mountain by the mature master because he peeped at the senior sisters taking a bath, Wang Donglai felt very depressed for a time.
And what made him feel most unwilling was that he was just rushing down the mountain. The old woman also found a very high-sounding reason, calling it going down the mountain to experience, and there was also an extremely unreliable task.
Alas, I'm afraid I won't have the chance to peek at the beautiful senior sisters taking a bath again.
With this kind of mentality, if you meet such a low-IQ and unscrupulous old liar again, no one will be in a good mood.
However, it is worth mentioning that although Wang Donglai knocked the old liar down, he plundered his trophies before leaving.
Divine book Jin Ping Mei!
That old guy tried to cheat me out of ten dollars, so I should steal a book from him, right?
Just opening the book, the first line inside caught Wang Donglai by surprise.
Pick the chrysanthemums and smell them with your hands. The fragrant smell can be...
"Here, what is written here?" Wang Donglai was a little confused. Even if it was Jin Ping Mei, there wouldn't be anything so obscene in it, right?
After reading this line of notes, Wang Donglai suddenly realized.
It turns out that the writing on it is not from the original work, but was added later with a ballpoint pen.
The guy who wrote this line must be an extremely boring bitch.
After picking the chrysanthemum, you still have to smell your hand. This is a state that can only be achieved by superhuman beings.
With such a disgusting line at the beginning, Wang Donglai really wasn't in the mood to read any more, so he put it in his backpack.
He took out a piece of paper from his pocket with a brief map drawn on it.
"The Shen Steel Co., Ltd. the master mentioned should be in that direction. Take the No. 11 bus directly there." After looking at the location pointed on the map, Wang Donglai walked towards the bus stop.
After arriving at the bus station, there were many people.
At this moment, Wang Donglai glanced out of the corner of his eye and spotted the elegant beauty who was said to be wearing white lace underwear among the crowd.
This woman is indeed very beautiful. Even in a crowded bus stop, her beauty is so outstanding.
He is one meter sixty-eight meters tall, with long hair tied up in a bun, delicate facial features, no fat on his body, his face is pure and attractive, and he is wearing a white-collar uniform.
The short professional skirt couldn't cover her plump buttocks at all, and her two slender white thighs were exposed to the hot summer air, making them extremely attractive.
Her small waist was tightly wrapped in a white shirt, and her breasts were ready to come out.
"Beautiful thing!" Wang Donglai said dreamily.
For a moment, Wang Donglai, who thought he was extremely pure, couldn't help but have some obscene things flash through his mind.
If women in the world were divided from high to low into nine levels: harming the country and the people, overwhelming the country, beautiful and fragrant, like a flower, like a jade, pretty, average, a little ugly and dinosaur level, then this woman definitely has the status of a fish.
His appearance is no less impressive than that of most of his senior sisters.
Wang Donglai saw that there were company employees nodding and bowing to her from time to time next to the beautiful woman with curly hair. She ignored them in a nonchalant manner. It seemed that her position in the company was not small.
With sharp eyes, Wang Donglai picked up a pink wallet that someone dropped on the ground, then showed a smile that he thought was charming, and stepped closer to the goddess-level beauty with curly hair.
"Go to work?" Wang Donglai started an extremely miserable conversation with a very polite and beautiful greeting.
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