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Chapter 112 : White Eye Fart

Outside the Ancestral City of Nanfangbuzhou, Bai Mu was pointing at a row of Five Elements Sect disciples and yelling: "Mala Bazi, you little brats, get out of here quickly, or I will crush you all into meat cakes."

....."

Ling Yunzi took a step forward, sneered and held his hand: "Fellow Taoist Baimu, please inform us of Li Qianmo's whereabouts, and we will make way for you immediately, otherwise..."

"Otherwise!" Bai Mu pressed his hands on his waist and stared at Ling Yunzi's skeletal figure like a pair of copper bells, "I'm telling you, little bastard, I'm not scared. When I came out to hang out, you were still tired.

I’m drinking milk from your mother’s arms!”

Ling Yunzi frowned when he heard this, with an angry look on his face. He snorted coldly and said: "Otherwise, we will capture you and make you a mountain guardian beast. Having a Pixiu as a mountain guardian beast is what every sect dreams of.

It’s something.”

"Bah!" Bai Mu spat angrily, pointing at Ling Yunzi and yelling, "You are so despicable and you still want to arrest me. You think you can make it happen just by bringing such a bunch of losers. Go back and invite your sect masters and elders to join you.

Come on, this will make me look proud."

An impressive blue-robed disciple next to Ling Yunzi suddenly sneered, took two steps forward, and said harshly: "I used to think that I was the most arrogant person. Only when I met you today did I realize that my arrogance is different from yours."

It's nothing in comparison. Not only are you arrogant, but you also boast loudly. It's hard for me not to admire you."

Bai Mu crossed his arms and looked at him sideways, and said in a voice: "Where did you come from? If you want to die, don't worry. That guy Ling Yunzi will definitely be the first one. You go ahead and squeeze the mud."

Ling Yunzi sneered: "Bai Mu, you really don't know whether to live or die. Do you know who is in front of you? He is the most talented disciple of our Five Elements Sect in the past five thousand years, my seventh senior brother Wang Xinren."

He looked at Wang Xinren with his big eyes, smiled, and asked with a grin: "He is ranked seventh, so where are you ranked?"

Ling Yunzi was startled when he heard this, and then felt embarrassed. He murmured for a long time before stammering: "I...I ranked...632nd."

When Bai Mu heard this, he immediately burst into laughter and fell down laughing. Ling Yunzi was even more embarrassed, his face turned red with shame, he glared and shouted: "Why are you laughing? What's so funny!"

"Six hundred and thirty-two, haha, six hundred and thirty-two, haha..." Bai Mu muttered over and over again, almost falling to the ground with laughter. It took a long while before he regained his composure and gasped.

He cursed angrily: "You little grasshopper ranked 632nd, if I had known you were in such a bullshit ranking, I wouldn't have wanted to say a word to you, lest I lose face."

Ling Yunzi gritted his teeth and shouted: "Talk to our disciples of the Five Elements Sect, it is a blessing you have earned in ten lifetimes!"

"Bah!" Bai Mu spat and cursed, "Screw your grandma's blessings. You can go back and enjoy it by yourself. It's unreasonable to hold a basin of shit on your head and you still don't know how bad it smells."

Ling Yunzi wanted to reply, but Wang Xinren stretched out his hand to stop him. He shut up angrily and stepped aside, his eyes staring blankly as if he wanted to eat him alive.

He glanced at Wang Xinren and said with a smile, "Why, does the seventh person have something to say?"

Wang Xinren looked at him with blank eyes, and said with a smile: "Blind eyes, right? Let me tell you the truth, even if you tell the whereabouts of Li Qianmo, I will capture you back to the Five Elements Sect to be the guardian beast of the mountain."

Bai Mu was startled when he heard this, then he clapped his hands and laughed: "Okay, I hate people talking in roundabout ways. Although you are a bad boy, you are also very honest. I will leave you intact."

Wang Xinren sneered and said: "Then keep your dog eyes open and watch carefully." After saying this, he made an arc with his hands and slowly brought them together in front of his chest.

The power suppressed the entire audience. Bai Mu felt as if his chest was suffocated by a stick, and he shouted out loud: "The great power of Hedao!"

Wang Xinren chuckled: "Now that I know it's too late, do you want me to do it myself, or do you want to follow us back to the Five Elements Sect?"

Bai Mu put away his horrified expression and grinned: "Grandma, do you have a third option?"

Wang Xinren sneered and shook his head.

Bai Mu frowned, stroking his chin and pondered for a moment, then shook his head and said to himself: "No, no, absolutely not."

Wang Xinren frowned and asked doubtfully: "What can't be done?"

Bai Mu grinned and said: "I mean, it's not easy to meet a great master of Hedao who comes to play with me. If I just let it go, it will never happen."

Wang Xinren raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and said loudly: "It's not a small tone. It seems that you are determined to fight with me."

Bai Mu opened his mouth wide, revealing his sharp white teeth, and said in a strange voice: "Okay, your Lord Bai is here to attack." After saying that, he dug his claws into the ground, and suddenly lifted it forward, only to see a four-foot-square area of ​​soil like

It flipped up like a huge boulder and hit Wang Xinren.

Wang Xinren sneered and said, "Is this all you can do?" After saying that, he waved his hands, and the huge clod of soil collapsed and turned into mud powder all over the sky, covering the sky and the sun, like a burst of rain.

The dirt dispersed, but Baime's figure was long gone. The other disciples exclaimed: "Brother, he escaped!"

Wang Xinren sneered: "Want to run away? It's not that easy."

Bai Mu spread his two short legs and ran non-stop, walking alternately, only to see two black shadows flashing back and forth, and dust rising up wherever he passed.

Seeing that the Ancestral Spirit City was just ahead, Bai Mu opened his mouth and laughed: "Ah ha, you idiots, my head is not broken, how can you fight with a powerful monk? Just look for grandpa over there." he said.

He was laughing, but his feet did not stop at all. In just a moment, he was only two hundred feet away from the city gate.

Bai Mu was running happily when suddenly his vision went dark and something suddenly appeared in front of him. The speed was so fast that he had no time to react and he bumped into it.

There was a muffled "bang" sound, and White Eyes rolled back on the ground like a ball. It rolled seven to eight feet before stopping. He got up, rubbed his butt with his hands, and grinned and cursed: "What the hell, what the hell?"

You dare to block my way." After saying this, he took a closer look and saw Wang Xinren lying in the distance, convulsing, and a lot of blood flowing out of his mouth.

It turned out that Bai Mu deceived the sight of everyone in the Five Elements Sect with a trick, but he closed his breath and ran quickly to the Ancestral City. Wang Xinren, as a powerful Hedao expert, could easily search out Bai Mu's whereabouts with his spiritual consciousness, so he quickly chased after him.

Intercepting him, he caught up with Bai Mu and wanted to show off, so he suddenly appeared in front of him and knocked him upside down. But who knew that Bai Mu's physical body was comparable to a magic weapon of gold and iron, and his power was also very terrifying. He broke his bones for more than ten years.

Gen, was seriously injured and fell to the ground, and now he can't move.

Seeing this, Bai Mu was overflowing with surprise. He happily came to Wang Xinren, made a face at him, walked around him twice more, clapped his hands and laughed and said: "Oh my, what a powerful Hedao, really amazing, amazing

Ah, I have learned a lot, haha..." He inadvertently seriously injured a powerful Hedao man. Not to mention how happy he was in his heart, he pressed his hands on his waist and circled around Wang Xinren, teasing him non-stop.

Wang Xinren was bursting with shame and anger. However, the bones of his hands and feet were broken in several places and he couldn't get up at all. He could only hold back his breath and cursed: "You black and white dead monster, you better not fall into my hands, otherwise I will call you

A dilemma between life and death."

"A dilemma between life and death, is that it?" Byakumu kicked his deformed right leg and grinned.

"Ah..." Wang Xinren's broken leg was kicked by him, causing pain to his bones, and he opened his mouth to scream.

Bai Mu was so happy that he clapped his hands repeatedly and almost did somersaults to celebrate.

At this time, several figures appeared in the sky in the distance. Bai Mu turned his head and glanced, hehehe said with a smile: "Your help is here, I don't have time to play with you, I have to leave first." After that, he turned and left.

But after taking two steps, he stepped back, grinned at Wang Xinren, and said: "We are destined to meet each other by chance. I will give you a gift before I leave. You must accept it." After that, he took off his pants and pulled off his fur.

His butt was pressed against Wang Xinren's face.

There was a muffled "pop" sound, and a puff of turbid air came out of Bai Mu's butt. Bai Mu quickly lifted up his pants and looked back, only to see Wang Xinren's eyes rolled white, foaming at the mouth, and he was already unconscious.

He laughed so happily that he touched his buttocks, waved his hand to the Five Elements Sect disciples who were coming from a distance, and said loudly: "Master Bai is gone, don't send him far away." After that, he ran into the Ancestral Spirit City.

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A dozen disciples of the Five Elements Sect hurried over and landed next to Wang Xinren. At this time, the white eyes had not yet dissipated. They were so dizzy from the smoke that their consciousness was in a trance, and they almost fell down.

"Close your breath, hold your essence and return it to one, keep your mind square, and use your true energy to force the poisonous energy out of your body!" A disciple in the realm of Dharma reminded loudly. As soon as this was said, all the disciples followed suit, sat down cross-legged, and performed the exercises.

Detox.

After a long time, the stench dissipated with the wind, and all the disciples stood up one after another to check Wang Xinren's injuries. In addition to more than a dozen broken bones throughout his body, Wang Xinren also suffered a huge impact on his internal organs and suffered considerable internal injuries.

Seeing that he was unconscious, all the junior brothers quickly used their internal strength to force out the poisonous gas from his body. After about two sticks of incense, Wang Xinren finally woke up. Everyone asked about his injury, but one disciple suddenly asked: "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

You will be injured by that Pixiu, he is really so powerful, he can hurt you like this in just a moment, you are a powerful Taoist..."

Wang Xinren originally wanted to tell the truth, but then he thought, if he told the truth, wouldn't it be a joke to these junior brothers for nothing.

Thinking of this, he nodded and sighed: "That Pixiu's methods are really powerful. Although he only has the cultivation level of Life Wheel, if he gets close to him, even the powerful Hedao can't deal with him. His body is like

A sacred weapon is as strong as a holy weapon. I was careless and fell into his trap. You must be careful when you see him in the future." He said the last sentence in a very serious tone, and all the junior disciples nodded in agreement.

After Bai Mu entered Zuling City, he ran straight to the Teleportation Hall. He saw many wanted notices for Li Qianmo on the way, and he couldn't help but worry about him. After arriving at Juliu City, he followed the route drawn by Li Qianmo and flew to Funiu Mountain.

Go, at this time, he has reached the level of Life Wheel and can use the magical power of flying. He no longer needs to rely on the art of controlling weapons to fly, and his speed has also increased a lot. In only four days, he is not far from Funiu Mountain.

Bai Mu was flying by himself when he suddenly felt two auras flying from west to east in front of him. He quickly flew forward to intercept the two of them, put his hands on his hips and asked: "Hey, you two, have you seen me?

brother?"

Those two people were Hong Yun and Zhao Fei. They were injured by Li Qianmo the day before yesterday. After making an oath, they rushed to Xiaoyao Valley. However, Hong Yun suffered internal injuries and could not keep up with his flying speed. It took him nearly three days to fly.

After traveling 20,000 miles, I happened to be met by Bai Mu when I arrived here.

The two of them saw a highly skilled demon cultivator suddenly blocking their way. They were panicked for a moment, but the hatred between the races prevented them from compromising. Zhao Fei straightened his neck, glared at him, and shouted: "We are not

Demon cultivator, how can I know your brother?"

When Bai Mu heard this, his ears perked up, his eyes widened, and he pointed at the tip of his nose and cursed: "Little bastard, who are you calling a demon cultivator? Try saying it again!"

Although Zhao Fei was scared and dissatisfied, he still pinched his neck and shouted: "As for you, you are a demon cultivator!"

"Mom!" Bai Mu yelled, rushed forward and gave him two loud slaps in the face. His ears were ringing, his eyes were white, his mind was in chaos, and he almost fainted.

Fortunately, Hong Yun on the side caught him in time, so he didn't fall from the air, otherwise he would have been smashed to pieces.

Hong Yun looked at Bai Mu in horror, and softened his tone: "Fellow Taoist, tell me who your brother is, and we will see if we have seen him before, and maybe we can help you."

Bai Mu said: "My brother's name is Li Qianmo."

"It's him!" Hong and Zhao exclaimed after hearing this.

He raised his white eyes and eyebrows, and said with a smile: "Why, do you know him?" He looked at the two people's outfits, nodded suddenly, and said, "Oh, it turns out you are disciples of Xiaoyao Valley, tell me, are you there?

Never seen him."

Hong Yun pondered for a moment, frowned and said, "We have never seen him."

Bai Mu saw his eyes twinkling, and became suspicious. He narrowed his eyes and said, "You really haven't seen this before?"

Hong Yun nodded and said firmly: "I really haven't seen it before!"

Bai Mu looked at Zhao Fei and said with a smile: "What about you, have you seen him?"

"I...I...I haven't seen it either." Zhao Fei rarely walks outside and has never told lies. Now when he started to lie, he couldn't help but stutter.

Bai Mu looked at the expressions of these two people and knew that they were lying. He walked around them twice and said with a smile: "Why do I feel that not only have you met him, but you also seem to have fought against him."

Upon hearing this, Zhao Fei waved his hands and said anxiously: "No, absolutely not!" Hong Yun glared at him secretly, only then did Zhao Fei realize that he had acted excessively and huddled aside angrily.

Hong Yun said seriously: "We have indeed never seen him, and it is even more nonsense to fight him."

Bai Mu touched his chin with his hand and rolled his eyes. After a moment, he clapped his hands and said, "Okay, I'll just go look for it myself, so I won't embarrass you."

Hong Yun said quickly: "Thank you, thank you very much."

After saying that, he was about to take Zhao Fei away, but was stopped by Bai Mu. Before he could ask, Bai Mu had already said, "Forget about the rest, but I always hate others cheating on me. Even if they cheat, I will never do it.

Don't let me find out, because that will make me look stupid. You two little bastards actually lied to me, and you lied to me so badly, I will give you a big stinking meal."

After saying that, he turned around and let out a burst of smelly farts towards the two of them. After a "puff" sound, a turbid air enveloped Hong and Zhao, and they fell straight out of the air like flies touched by fire.

Without even looking at the two people who fell, they turned around and flew towards Funiu Mountain.

After another day, he finally arrived at Funiu Village and found the house built by Li Qianmo. He searched dozens of miles around and on Funiu Mountain, but could not find any trace of Li Qianmo.

Tiaojiao scolded: "That little bastard Li Qianmo didn't even leave a note to tell me when he left. Where can I find him?"

He yelled angrily in the peach forest for a long time, and then he calmed down and said angrily: "Huh, that bastard Li Qianmo must have met a beautiful girl again. I'm afraid that I will go to Brother Kong to complain.

Go, and then I ran away secretly." Despite his random thoughts, he was able to justify his explanation. He felt relieved and raised his head and shouted, "Li Qianmo, it's okay for me to leave you."

Just after he said this sentence, he suddenly thought of something, sucked his fingers and shook his head and said: "No, no, if Li Qianmo is not here, who will buy me a drink?" He felt guilty when he thought that he would have no more wine to drink in the future.

, said anxiously, "No, we must find him quickly, otherwise I won't have any spiritual wine to drink." After saying that, he took off into the air, without knowing the direction, and flew directly to the northwest, repeating silently in his mouth.

: "We must find him, otherwise I will run out of wine..."


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