"I just want the police to come and judge and see what the crime of repaying kindness with hatred is." Ye Huan said with a relaxed expression, not taking her threat to heart.
Tang poetry is stagnant.
Not to mention what happened before, it was obvious that she was in the wrong today.
Seeing that Tang Shishi was silent, Ye Huan shook his head, turned on the music, and leaned back on the seat very relaxedly.
Soothing music plays.
Ye Huan was relaxed, while Tang Shishi had her legs together with an impatient look on her face. She had been taken away by Xu Xiaoge before, and her nerves had been in a tense state. She had excessive secretion of adrenaline, and she drank a can of herbal tea. At this time, her nerves were at a loss.
When I relax, I want to pee.
Especially when listening to music, this feeling becomes even stronger.
"Can you turn off the music?"
"There's quite a lot going on!"
Ye Huan glanced at Tang Shishi strangely, wondering why she had such a strange request, but she didn't know that her bladder was almost full now.
However, he still turned off the music.
The car slid forward smoothly. Tang Shishi sat in the passenger seat, constantly changing her sitting position, her legs intertwined, and her hands clasped together and pressed on her abdomen.
However, even so, it still couldn't relieve the bulging feeling in the abdomen, and the urge to urinate became stronger and stronger.
"If you continue like this, you will definitely wet your pants."
Tang Shishi thought so and looked out through the window. Not to mention the toilets, there were not many buildings outside, which made her even more impatient.
"what are you doing?"
Noticing something strange about Tang Shishi, Ye Huan tilted his head and asked, then slowed down and the car stopped smoothly on the side of the road.
"fine…"
Tang Shishi shook her head, her face turned slightly red, and she did not say that she wanted to pee. It seemed quite embarrassing to say such a thing in front of a man she was not familiar with.
"Are your 'relatives' here? Would you like me to give you a massage?" Ye Huan said.
Tang Shishi was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he thought he was menstruating.
"No need." Tang Shishi shook her head and said.
"My techniques are very good, and women who have tried them say they are good." Mrs. Ye Huan boasted that she was selling her own melons.
Tang Shishi was already feeling uncomfortable, but now she heard his constant noise in her ears, and couldn't help but scold: "Say it again, I'm not the one here."
"You are really a person. My medical skills are so good. I don't know how many people want to ask me to take action. I am not happy with you. You just have fun secretly."
Tang Shishi rolled her eyelids and saw a black line on her forehead. Couldn't this man understand her? She had already said she was not the one who came, so why didn't he believe her?
Seeing that Ye Huan had begun to slow down and was obviously preparing to give her a massage, Tang Shishi ignored her shyness and said hurriedly: "I'm really not the one here. I don't need a massage. I am..."
Facing Ye Huan's gaze, Tang Shishi opened her mouth, but it was difficult to say the next words.
Could it be that it would be too embarrassing to tell her that she was actually holding back her urine and wanted to be convenient.
"What's wrong with you?" Ye Huan asked.
"I...I want it to be convenient." Tang Shishi gritted her teeth, knowing that if she didn't explain clearly, Ye Huan would just keep asking.
As soon as the words came out, Tang Shishi blushed, her face felt hot, and she felt even more shy and unbearable, wishing she could find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
"You mean you want to go to the toilet?" Ye Huan confirmed.
"Can't you?" Tang Shishi replied angrily, completely forgetting how scary he was in her shyness.
"Okay, of course." Ye Huan chuckled.
"Why are you laughing? What's so funny."
Hearing Ye Huan's laughter, Tang Shishi was like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and she gave Ye Huan a hard look. That coquettish and angry look not only failed to calm Ye Huan, but made him laugh heartily.
This woman is very interesting.
"Are you in a hurry?" Ye Huan asked.
Tang Shishi rolled her eyes. Isn't this nonsense? Of course she was in a hurry. She had been holding back since she left the casino, and she almost couldn't hold it in anymore.
"Hey, if you're really in a hurry, just go and make yourself at home. I'll wait for you." Ye Huan said.
"Where is it convenient to go?" Tang Shishi asked. He said that if it is convenient to go there, there must be a place.
"Here!" Ye Huan pointed his finger outward.
Tang Shishi hurriedly looked outside, scanning the surroundings over and over again, but she didn't see any toilets. "Is there no toilet over there?"
"Who stipulates that there must be a toilet for convenience?" Ye Huan asked back.
"You mean to let me go anywhere?" Tang Shishi opened her eyes in surprise.
"Aren't you in a hurry? Let's make it easier." Ye Huan said.
"No, I don't want it." Tang Shishi refused without thinking, letting a girl walk on both sides of the road. How could she do such a thing.
"What are you afraid of? There aren't many people coming and going around here. I'll keep an eye on it for you. It'll be fine." Ye Huan said.
"No, no." Tang Shishi shook her head like a rattle and said, "It's better to go to the front to find the toilet."
"Then you have to hold it in. It doesn't matter if you pee in your pants, but don't pee on my car." Ye Huan teased.
"You just peed your pants." Tang Shishi spat at him, tilting her head and ignoring him.
"How long will it take to find the toilet?" After walking for about five or six minutes, they turned around an intersection. The surrounding area gradually became busier and the number of vehicles increased significantly. Tang Shishi couldn't help but ask.
"If it's quick, five minutes is enough." Ye Huan said.
"Okay, please hurry up," Tang Shishi said.
The car accelerated, Tang Shishi clamped her legs with her hands, and kept twisting...
Shhhhh!
Ye Huan whistled while driving.
That whistle made Tang Shishi's nerves explode and she almost couldn't hold it in anymore.
"Hey, can you please stop whistling?" Tang Shishi said angrily.
"You are not allowed to listen to music, and you are not allowed to whistle. This is too lenient." Ye Huan muttered and concentrated on driving.
Suddenly the car stopped. Tang Shishi looked forward and saw a long queue of cars in front of her, with no end in sight.
"What's going on?" Tang Shishi asked.
"You don't seem to have a very good character. You're stuck in a traffic jam." Ye Huan spread his hands and said.
ah!
Tang Shishi was immediately dumbfounded. It was raining all night because of the leak in the house. She could hardly hold it in and was anxious to find the toilet, but now she was unlucky enough to encounter a traffic jam.
"This is how to do?"
Tang Shishi jumped to her feet anxiously, thought for a moment and asked, "By the way, can we turn around now?"
"See for yourself!"
Ye Huan pointed back, and Tang Shishi looked back and saw that at some point, seven or eight more cars had appeared behind them, blocking the retreat, and more and more cars were gathering together.
"this…"
Tang Shishi hummed feebly.
"Hey, holding it in like this is not an option. Holding it in for too long is not good for your health." Seeing the pain on Tang Shishi's face, Ye Huan said kindly.
"The car is stuck here, and there are no toilets around. What else can I do if I don't hold it in?"
Tang Shishi said with a bitter face, feeling a little regretful. If she had known earlier, she would have listened to Ye Huan's suggestion. It had been solved on the roadside before. It would have been better than the current situation.
"I have a way, but I don't know if you are willing to use it." Ye Huan said.
"What can I do?" Tang Shishi asked hurriedly. At this time, she had reached her limit and it was really difficult to hold it in any longer.
I didn't know where to get a rubber band, and Ye Huan said: "Here, use this to tie it up and support it."
Tang Shishi had a black line on her face and said angrily: "You think I am you, you should keep it for yourself."
Where is her rubber band tied to a woman? Really.
"Oh, I forgot, you are a woman, can you see if this is suitable for you?" Ye Huan was stunned, and pulled out another plastic bag, handed it to Tang Shishi, and said with a wicked smile: "Use this to plug it, and it won't
Peed my pants."
"Go to hell." Tang Shishi cursed.
"Let's solve it in the car. I don't know how long this traffic jam will last. Be careful of something really wrong." Ye Huan put away his smile and said seriously. Seeing that Tang Shishi ignored him, he added: "A few days ago
I saw a news story about a woman who couldn't find the toilet and kept trying to hold it in. Finally, her bladder exploded and she died after being rescued. If you don't want to follow in her footsteps and become the second woman to die from holding in your urine,
I advise you not to hold on too hard."
"Don't be alarmist." Tang Shishi said angrily, but even though she said this, she couldn't help but feel worried. She looked around and muttered in distress, "How to solve it here?"
"Who put you here? There is plenty of space in the back seat." Ye Huan pressed the button and the passenger seat slowly fell backwards, "Climb over by yourself."