After listening to Wang Xian's words, the three of them began to make plans. First of all, they must not let the imperial envoy eat eggs. This is certain. Then only one of the three will survive... Chu Yan looked at Liu Ben with deep meaning and then looked at him again.
Look at Ma Zhong, I mean, do you also take care of me, an old officer?
Liu Ben looked at the big bag of eggs, hesitated and refused flatly, thinking to himself, we have three companies working side by side, why should I eat the eggs for you?
When Ma Zhong saw this, he also became serious, "You two always play tricks on me, this time I have to make you eat all the eggs!"
When the three of them could not reach a compromise, the originally casual atmosphere on the table suddenly changed. The three adults all looked solemn, reaching into their pockets to touch their own eggs one by one, and carefully selected them, lest the eggs they picked would not be successful.
If you use it, your eggs will be broken under other people's eggs!
After almost a cup of tea, the three adults hesitantly showed off their eggs. They were really spring orchids and autumn chrysanthemums, each with its own characteristics! Chu Yan’s egg was pointed at both ends, and it seemed that it was about to break the noodles; Liu Ben’s egg was also
They are small and white, and they seem to think that the essence is concentrated; Ma Zhong’s eggs are big, red and bright, it seems... they are really big...
Wang Xian had been waiting impatiently for a long time, and immediately gave an order. Chu Yan and Ma Zhong each held their own eggs, cautiously approached, and then quickly took them back. Both of them were afraid that their eggs would break, and as a result, their eggs were not broken at all.
Didn't meet... After several rounds of gesticulations, Ma Zhong finally lost his temper and slammed his balls against Chu Yan. Chu Yan immediately screamed: "Ah! My balls! My balls!"
The egg is going to break!"
"Master Fantai, please stop shouting," Liu Ben helplessly reminded Chu Yan, asking him to look at the eggs in his hand. "Look down and see whose egg broke?"
"Oh..." Chu Yan lowered his head hesitantly and saw that his own egg was still intact. Then he looked at Ma Zhong's crying horse face. The broken egg turned out to be his big, red and...
Big bright eggs!
"I'll just tell you!" Chu Yan suddenly became energetic and spat: "Master Dutai is like a silver pewter gun head, your eggs are not worth it!"
"Okay!" Wang Xian looked very happy and said with a smile, "Master Fantai wins this round! In the next round, Fantai will face off against Naitai!"
Chu Yan and Liu Ben immediately became serious. Chu Yan gently stroked his own balls, while Liu Ben blew on his own balls and encouraged his own balls: "Good balls, you must give your brothers credit!"
"Brother Dan, smash his eggs! You are my number one hero, I will grant you the third-grade Egg Stand!" Chu Yan directly attacked the opponent's morale.
Liu Ben, the inspector, was a third-grade official. Chu Yan actually wanted to designate his egg as a third-grade egg platform. This was really unbearable. Liu Ben gritted his teeth angrily and said: "Good egg, if you win this one, I'll give you the chance."
Make a human egg!”
"You!" Chu Yan's face turned purple with anger. Although he was already the highest-ranking local official in the Ming Dynasty, he still couldn't hold his head high in front of Liu Ben. This was because Liu Ben was a formal second-ranked Jinshi, while he himself was
He was born in Bagongju. At that time, major cases were launched one after another in the Hongwu Dynasty, and officials all over the world were implicated. As a result, the court was seriously short of officials. Only these tribute students, who had not even passed the Jinshi examination, had the opportunity to rise to the top.
Although the feudal lord has been promoted to an official position, he still lacks confidence in front of the non-commissioned officers, and every time the civil servants gather together, the non-commissioned officers also like to tease him about his side background. At this time, Liu Ben wants to have his own egg as a candidate.
, doesn’t it mean that he, the chief envoy, is worse than an egg? How could Chu Yan endure this!
"Suffer death!" Chu Yan changed his previous timidity and took the initiative to release the egg!
"Put the eggs over here!" Liu Ben sneered and forcefully handed over his eggs!
The two adults worked hard, suppressed their blushes, shouted and banged their balls together!
There is a saying that if two eggs collide, one of them will be injured! Just listen to a click and the sound of the egg breaking!
The two adults opened their eyes and looked at their respective eggs, and they were immediately dumbfounded! Although one of the two eggs would be injured when two eggs collided, it would also happen that both eggs were injured, such as right now...
Because of excessive force, the eggs of both adults were broken...
"Hahahahaha!" Seeing this result, Ma Zhong laughed so hard that tears started to flow down his face.
"Oh, I'm sorry to admit it." Wang Xian smiled and stroked his own balls, "It's just a victory without a fight, I'm sorry." He comforted the two adults who looked depressed and said: "
You two don’t have to be like this, you have another chance, this time let’s compete again.”
At this time, the three of them were extremely nervous again! This was the last chance. If they couldn't seize it this time, they would really swallow the eggs and die!
Chu Yan looked at the two of them, then at Wang Xian, gritted his teeth and said, "This time, should we change the order and start with the adults?!" Since Wang Xian had already won the big head, there was no need to fight over the small head.
Let him go again!
The other two people remained silent, and the order had no effect on them. They just touched their eggs one by one and selected the best player to touch them.
"Okay! Don't say I can't win with force." Wang Xian readily agreed and showed off his balls.
Liu Ben quickly accepted the move and said: "Sir, please show mercy!" Then he controlled his strength and hit Wang Xian's balls slowly and slowly!
Wang Xian was originally unhurried, but when the two eggs were about to collide, he suddenly increased his speed and slammed into Liu Ben's egg! With a click, Liu Ben's egg shattered! But Wang Xian's egg was intact!
"Process!" Wang Xian smiled and glanced at the pale Liu Ben, then pointed the egg at Ma Zhong. Before Ma Zhong could react, Wang Xian smashed the eggshell in his hand!
"Ah!" Ma Zhong exclaimed, his eyes widened, and he lost his voice: "Is this the end?"
"Next!" Wang Xian's rising voice turned directly to Chu Yan. Chu Yan was completely overwhelmed by Wang Xian's momentum, and the hand holding the egg couldn't help but tremble.
"Come on!" Wang Xian used all his strength, and with lightning speed, he slammed his own egg against Chu Yan's! With a clicking sound, the egg in Chu Yan's hand was smashed to pieces!
Not only the eggshell, but also the egg white and yolk were smashed!
Chu Yan stared blankly at the broken egg in his hand, and then looked at the egg in Wang Xian's hand. It was still intact and as shiny as ever!
"Sir, are these iron eggs?" The three of them finally couldn't help asking. They couldn't help but ask! If you don't say anything, you'll have to eat a whole bag of eggs!
Wang Xian sneered and slapped the egg in his hand on the table. The egg shattered. It was neither stone nor iron, but a real egg!
"Sir..." The three adults had nothing to say at this time, and said with sad faces: "As expected, the eggs are hard!" After saying this, Chu Yan begged for mercy in a low voice: "Can you eat two of them?"
"Yes, sir, eating so many eggs will kill you..." Liu Ben and Ma Zhong also begged for mercy: "Sir, please show mercy..."
"I'm willing to admit defeat." Wang Xian was not accommodating at all, and said with a smile: "And it's not **** to let you eat eggs, so what's the point of killing me?!"
The three of them exchanged glances and said to themselves, "We don't want to torment people like this." They tacitly began to grind together, hoping to avoid the punishment... Who knew that Wang Xian still had a smile on his face at first, but he let them grind for a while.
, his face dropped, and he said in a sinister voice: "You three adults, do you think what I am saying is fart?!"
Seeing that Wang Xian was both an egg, a shit, and a fart, and kept talking about the third route, the three adults were really speechless. Seeing him lose his face now, knowing that he would either fall out or eat the egg, after weighing it again and again, Chu Yan felt bitter
He said: "Then let me do my best..." After saying that, he tremblingly took out an egg from the net pocket on his neck, slowly cracked the egg skin, and pinched the white egg with three fingers. Chu Yan took a look at it.
Wang Xian, cautiously asking for favors, said: "Can you dip it in some soy sauce?"
"Okay." Wang Xian smiled and nodded: "I always treat those who take the lead in obedience very favorably. You can take ten less pills..."
"Thank you for the special treatment, sir!" Chu Yan was so moved that he almost burst into tears. He ate the eggs dipped in soy sauce and found that they tasted pretty good.
Seeing this, Ma Zhong quickly took out an egg from the net pocket around his neck, cracked it into pieces, and said with an apologetic smile to Wang Xian, "Sir, can I do the same?"
"It's too late." Wang Xian said calmly: "You can only choose one of the two preferential treatments."
"This..." Ma Zhong thought hard. He was a military commander and had a big appetite. It would be okay to eat ten more eggs, but if he ate them dry without dipping in soy sauce, he would choke to death, so he chose the former. Zhou Yong gave
He brought a plate of soy sauce, and Ma Zhong dipped it in the soy sauce and started eating.
Both colleagues had eaten, and now only Liu Ben was still there. He was very unhappy with Wang Xian, and he kept his identity, so he didn't want to be teased like this. But everyone else had eaten, and he was the only one left.
The situation was very difficult. If you still insisted not to eat at this time, you would not talk about Wang Xian, and you would also offend two colleagues. But if you eat... it is true that scholars can be killed and cannot be humiliated!
While Liu Ben was hesitating, Ma Zhong had already eaten three eggs, and Chu Yan had also eaten two. Wang Xian looked obviously unhappy and just looked at Liu Ben coldly. Liu Ben was so scared that Wang Xian saw him.
, and quickly turned his attention to his two colleagues, but they didn't even look at him, they just ate their own eggs.
"Hey..." Liu Ben knew that he would not be able to leave this house today without losing this person, so he had no choice but to worry and said in a low voice: "Bring the soy sauce!"
After saying that, Zhou Yong did not move at all, and only told him coldly: "It's too late, there is no soy sauce, and you can't eat less." After a pause, Zhou Yong said another sentence that made him frightened: "And you have to
Eat the ten pills that Mr. Chu missed!"
"What?!" Liu Ben couldn't help but screamed: "Why?!"
"I have always rewarded and punished you like this so that my soldiers can fight bravely. What do you think?" Wang Xian glanced at Liu Ben coldly and said calmly.
"Sir, please eat quickly!" Chu Yan happily took out ten eggs from his net bag and placed them in front of Liu Ben. He never expected that he could eat eggs so happily. Sure enough, this man was not miserable.
Whether it is good or not depends entirely on comparison!