There was a strange silence in the air for a moment, and even the two little eunuchs serving pens and tea were dumbfounded.
Emperor Ming's expression was also wonderful: "This..."
Ming Lanruo seemed not to notice the strange atmosphere and Cang Qiao's murderous intention at all, and continued to talk nonsense in a serious manner——
"Kidney is the source of all essences, but my uncle's kidney water deficiency is mainly caused by kidney yin deficiency. Kidney yin deficiency manifests as fever, which may include backache, night sweats, dryness and heat, dizziness and tinnitus, insomnia and dreaminess, dizziness and tinnitus, weight loss, lethargy and premature ejaculation.
...Oh, his old man doesn’t have this function, so he shows urine leakage..."
In other words, if someone else ejaculates prematurely, Chitose will leak urine.
This sentence appeared in everyone's mind at the same time.
"Ming, Lan, Ruo!" Cang Qiao smiled. She had a handsome face that was even more beautiful than a woman's. She smiled like a life-seeking evil ghost, and her whole body was filled with murderous aura.
Ming Lanruo said heartbrokenly to him: "Uncle, Lanruo knows that you are physically disabled and strong-willed, and you have to go to court to handle official duties for His Majesty even when you are sick. But as your only niece, how can I see you leaking urine and struggling to walk?"
Wonderful, she couldn't help but believe this!
"My beloved, what Princess Miao said makes sense. I didn't know that my beloved was suffering from such a difficult and complicated disease, so I immediately announced it to the imperial doctor!" Emperor Ming was obviously moved by Ming Lanruo's "revelation of true feelings" and immediately stood up.
"My lord, no!" Cang Qiao said with a livid face as he squeezed out the words through his teeth.
"If you love me, don't hide your illness and avoid medical treatment!" The emperor frowned.
The young eunuchs in the room all cast sympathetic glances at their governor.
After purification, who of the eunuchs didn’t leak urine at all?!
It turns out that Chitose, who seems so invincible and powerful, is just like them, or even worse. How miserable!
Cang Qiao closed his eyes and held a breath of bad breath in his chest. Ever since he got the title of nine thousand years old, he hadn't had this feeling of wanting to strangle someone to death for a long time, but was unable to do so.
Ming Lanruo looked at Emperor Ming with a serious look on his face: "Your Majesty, uncle, he is a thin-skinned man. Please don't publicize this matter. Lan Ruo can take good care of him."
Emperor Ming stroked his beard and thought seriously: "What you said makes sense. If Aiqing's illness is known to others, they will definitely use it against Aiqing."
The eunuchs around him immediately knelt down and swore in a clever manner: "Your Majesty, the servants are tight-lipped. If the news leaks out, they will die badly!"
Just kidding, how can they talk about the matters of their immediate superiors? Eunuchs are a group that are looked down upon by courtiers! They swear to protect their best governor!
Emperor Ming and Ming Lanruo looked at each other and nodded in agreement.
Very good, the secret protection alliance of nine thousand year old urine leakage has been established in the room at this moment.
Cang Qiao: "..."
Emperor Ming simply issued an edict: "Princess Mourning, please obey your orders. Since Cang Aiqing's residence is in Dongchang, you should move there as soon as possible and take good care of Aiqing's condition!"
Ming Lanruo knelt down and said, "My daughter, I accept the order!"
Well, this is probably the most trusting time the emperor has ever had in her.
Ming Lanruo immediately said: "Your Majesty, my daughter's injury is just a little bit better. She is too fragile to take care of herself. Can I go back to the Queen Mother to rest for two days?"
Even if he is injured, he still has to take care of his uncle.
When Emperor Ming looked at Ming Lanruo now, he felt that it was more pleasing to his eyes, and he simply nodded: "He is a filial child, that's right!"
After Ming Lanruo saluted, she immediately picked up her skirt, turned around and hurried away.
After the incident, you must run away first to avoid being killed by Cang Qiao in his anger!
Let's wait two days until his anger subsides a bit before talking about it again.
Cang Qiao couldn't help but twitch the corners of her delicate eyes when she heard her fragile words.
How shameless!
He didn't stop Ming Lanruo from leaving, he just glanced at the corner of the upper study room, and a figure quietly turned around and went out.
Then, Cang Qiao took out a box from his sleeve and put it on the table: "Your Majesty, give it a try, this is a newly made elixir."
Emperor Ming's eyes lit up, he stroked his beard and looked at the pills in the box for a while.
Seeing this, Cang Qiao stretched out her hand to take one and put it into her mouth as usual.
After seeing him swallow it, Emperor Ming put it away with a smile: "Very good, Ai Qing is loyal."
Cang Qiao lowered her long eyelashes to cover up her eyes, which were as dark as the enchanting abyss: "Your Majesty is protected by gods and Buddhas."
After briefly talking about the affairs of the court, Cang Qiao left the study room after seeing Emperor Ming looking anxious to return to the harem.
A young eunuch was waiting outside the door early and whispered a few words.
Cang Qiao turned around and walked towards the palace road.
In the deep palace corridor, Ming Lanruo was trapped in the middle of the road by four eunuchs in front and behind him.
She was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot. She had forgotten that Cang Qiao was the leader of the eunuchs and had countless lackeys!
From the corner of her eye, Ming Lanruo suddenly caught sight of a tall, cold figure walking towards her, and her scalp immediately went numb.
"Haha, uncle, why do you always come out in such a hurry..." She laughed dryly.
Cang Qiao raised her hand, and the eunuchs immediately bowed and retreated obediently.
Cang Qiao played with the white jade finger in his hand and slowly approached her: "What are you afraid of, my niece? She is so fragile that she can't take care of herself, huh? Didn't you plot against me very boldly just now?"
Ming Lanruo's eyes wandered and she stepped back: "What are you talking about? Am I not treating you?"
Cang Qiao forced her into a corner step by step, with gloomy flames dancing in his dark eyes: "Well, to treat the disease, I will pluck your little female cat's hair, chop it into pieces, make soup and make a cup of dragon-tiger fighting, it will really strengthen your body.
It can also cure my kidney deficiency!"
Ming Lanruo huddled in a corner and found that she had nowhere to escape.
An innocent expression appeared on her bright and beautiful face: "I am doing this for my uncle's benefit. I miss you so much. I must see you more often."
Cang Qiao paused, then suddenly raised his hand and pinched her chin, looking at her with a smile but not a smile: "In these years, you have learned to be flexible and flexible, and you know how to please others while hanging around with the servants in Prince Mou's Mansion.
What do you like to hear?"
Ming Lanruo almost felt that her neck was about to break when his fingers pinched her.
When someone pinches their chin, it's teasing or ambiguous.
Her uncle pinched her chin, just like a goose butcher holding a goose by its neck, pulling her whole head up to ninety degrees and rolling her eyes!
Ming Lanruo tried her best to grab his wrist and struggled angrily: "Why can Yun Ni live in your house, but I can't? I'm just weak and can't take care of myself, so I just want to enter your house!"
Cang Qiao paused, not knowing what she was thinking of, and her gesture of holding the "goose" by the neck became slightly looser.
Ming Lanruo, the "goose" finally got the time to breathe, and quickly took a big breath.
Cang Qiao's moody character and high position forced her to sometimes take risks and act rogue.
Cang Qiao suddenly lifted her up and pressed her between his chest and the palace wall.
"Hmm..." Ming Lanruo snorted.
He lowered his head, brushed the soft and delicate skin of her cheek with the tip of his tall nose, and sighed: "I don't let you live in Dongchang, it's for your own good, you ungrateful thing."
"For my own good?" Ming Lanruo felt uncomfortable being rubbed by him, her face turned red, and she felt like she had really become a cat in his hands, letting him play with her.
But his tone was really helpless.
Is it possible that there is something unspeakable about it?
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