Chapter 272 It's time to leave, who do you want to seduce?
It's very hot and a little uncomfortable.
The blood is hot.
He frowned slightly, walked to the table in a few steps, took a cup and drank a few sips of cold water.
I feel a little more comfortable, but...
Qiao Yan lowered his head and looked at the hem of his clothes, frowning even more tightly. He took off his mask and threw it on the table, then sat with his legs spread apart.
Normal men always behave like this, how can they go out to meet people?
He has never been a normal man, although Emperor Ming never avoided him when he favored a woman, and even made him kneel by the bed and follow her actions, forcing him to read it.
So when he was young, he always found that kind of thing extremely disgusting.
With desire, men are disgusted and women are also disgusted. The beastly appearance is really ugly.
It wasn't until later... that he discovered that he was also disgusting and even uglier.
But he can understand a little bit why things between men and women are so addictive.
As long as I hold Ming Lanruo, the yin fire in my heart seems to be relieved. It is a psychological and physical comfort. Holding her feels like my whole body is soaked in warm water.
All irritability and gloom will disappear.
Therefore, he likes to "play with food" very much, likes to get close to his little girl again and again, and likes to observe her reaction under his hands, like studying how to play with his beloved baby.
Although she seems to be a little bit intolerant of him...
But "counter-eating" had no effect on his actions. He felt relieved and felt very refreshed the next day.
Not like now...
He looked down at his long legs again and sat with his legs spread uncomfortably.
He silently thought about the men he usually saw, and they all seemed... quite normal.
Then why did he do this? To put it bluntly, the little empress didn't do anything, she just touched him.
But now, he is very uncomfortable!
After another half an hour, Qiao Yan found that the hem of his clothes still couldn't be smoothed. His eyebrows tightened and he couldn't calm down anymore.
We'll be setting off in half an hour! It's hard to walk like this!
Qiao Yan knocked on the table and said gloomily and irritably: "Who is waiting on you? Two people come out!"
After a while, Xiao Qizi and another secret guard came out.
Xiao Qizi asked respectfully: "Master, what are your orders?"
When Qiao Yan saw it was him, he made no secret of his disdain: "What are you doing out here? You are useless. Call Xinsu."
Xiao Qizi felt aggrieved and innocent: "Yes, godfather!"
Why do you suddenly dislike me? Do you still remember that I am your godson? Although you have more than a dozen godsons...
He didn't understand, but he could only hide away and disappear.
After a while, another Shadow Guard Xinsu appeared.
The two shadow guards, Ansu and Spaku, knelt on one knee respectfully: "Master Chitose!"
Qiao Yan, well, Cang Qiao now, looked at them coldly for a while.
The two shadow guards became more and more uneasy. What happened to Master Qiantose? Did they make any mistake?
The two of them were trying hard to recall what wrong things they had done recently.
Suddenly I heard Cang Qiao say in a hoarse voice: "Take off your pants."
Ansu and Spica both raised their heads in disbelief: "What?"
Cang Qiao slapped the table irritably: "Take off your pants! Do you want me to tell you a second time?"
The powerful aura poured out without reservation, and Ansu and Spica shivered in fright. They trembled all over and went to unbuckle their belts as if they were dead.
Since you are loyal to the master, then the master is God, they are the master’s people, and you can do whatever you want to them!
It's okay, he won't die! He is a dead soldier, so it doesn't matter if he dies!
After they finished taking off their clothes, they stood trembling all over. Cang Qiao looked at them sharply for a while, then suddenly stood up and walked to them.
He reached out and started to touch their Adam's apples one after another...
Ansu and Spica turned red in the face and trembled like two little wives who had been teased by a bully. They were about to burst into tears and their minds went blank.
Cang Qiao touched their Adam's apple for a while, wiped his hands with a handkerchief in disgust, and snorted: "Why no response?"
Why is it different from him?
He began to pace around the room irritably. He took two steps and glanced at the legs of the two shadow guards.
Antarctica and Spica were just standing without any pants. If it weren't for their habit of standing up straight, they would have curled up in a corner and cried.
So scary...so scary...Is this a new invention of torture?
Finally, as the leader of the shadow guards, Ansu couldn't bear it any longer: "Master Chitose, you... what's wrong with you?"
The twenty-eight constellation shadow guards who can follow Cang Qiao closely are all specially trained dead warriors. They know the basics and are even more considerate counselors.
At a glance, he saw that his master's walking posture was strange. A man who always paid attention to his manners actually walked with his legs slumped.
Cang Qiao finally paused, then turned around, pointing to his hem with a gloomy handsome face: "Why is this happening? Have you been poisoned?"
Xinsu and Jiaozu looked at each other and fell into silence: "..."
How can I teach my master some common sense to become a man?
My master has "grown up", even though it is almost twenty years late.
"Speak!" Cang Qiao raised her voice coldly.
His heart trembled, and he asked cautiously: "If you suspect poisoning, why don't you ask Concubine Ming? She is a doctor!"
Cang Qiaojun's face was gloomy and uncertain, and after a while he said impatiently: "She was probably responsible for the poison."
He had been in this situation once before, but that time it suddenly broke out after the intimacy was over, and it quickly died down.
But it’s obviously not normal to be like this today!
Most likely she touched his Adam's apple and took the opportunity to drink something!
Antarctica, Spica is stunned, ah? Ming Fei empress poisoned me? And she also poisoned me with such a weird poison?
"But...why?" Xinsu didn't understand.
Cang Qiao was silent for a while, her slender eyebrows frowned gloomily, and she was a little suspicious: "Perhaps she may have guessed that I have concealed the weapons factory and mine in Changbai Mountain?"
He was a little irritated. When did that girl become so difficult to deal with?
But those things cannot be given to her! No matter what she wants to do!
"Anyway, this is not the point. Think of a solution!" The scarlet color in the corners of his eyes became more obvious due to irritation.
That's a sign that one's own governor is out of control.
Spica and Ansu looked at each other and actually didn't agree with Cang Qiao's guess.
After all, there is still half an hour before departure. Concubine Ming would not have done this if she was not in a bad mind. There is a high probability... a high probability that the governor has "grown up and matured" and is no longer a "child".
Xinsu said bravely: "Actually, there is no way to solve it. Can you let us put on our pants first?"
I have never had the experience of discussing things with my bare buttocks in my life.
Cang Qiao waved her hand and said impatiently: "Hurry up!"
He looks very uncomfortable! What’s the good thing about being a man, except being able to have children?
Spica and Ansu sighed and quickly put on their pants.
"Tell me, how to solve it!" Cang Qiao asked coldly.
Xinsu was silent for a while, and finally plucked up the courage to say: "The first urgent solution is to soak in cold water, and the second solution is..."
"What is it?" Cang Qiao asked gloomily with a frown. He hated it when others spoke half-talk.
Xinsu mustered up all his courage and silently stretched out a hand: "Hand... is a good thing."
…
However, Ming Lanruo had no idea that she had "drugged" people, and she was not as capable as Cang Qiao thought that she could guess the "little secret" he was hiding.
Ming Lanruo, who had been unjustly accused of being a "poisoner", saw that the time was up and decided to pick up her "Qiao Wei Zhang".
She hummed happily, dressed in the men's uniform of a guard at the magistrate's residence, and casually twirled the tassels of her belt with her fingertips.
When he was about to reach Cang Qiao's door, he suddenly saw Shangguan Hongye leading someone over.
When he saw Ming Lanruo, he couldn't help but be stunned: "You..."
How could he be with a young man whose facial features are somewhat similar to Ming Lanruo's?
Ming Lanruo raised an eyebrow: "His Royal Highness King Qin?"
She learned from Cang Qiao the ventriloquist of how to change her voice, although she couldn't change the voices of men, women, and children as freely as he could.
But it's much better than the ordinary woman who pretends to be a man and only lowers her voice. Now she has a clear teenage voice.
Shangguan Hongye frowned and looked her up and down: "You... what is your relationship with Ming Lanruo? Duke Ming Guo also created an illegitimate child outside?"
Ming Lanruo: "..."
This man was so stupid. Why did she fall in love with him in the first place and think he was wise and powerful?
Is the shit in your eyes confusing your brain?
She raised her eyebrows: "Shangguan Hongye, you just created an illegitimate child outside!"
Shangguan Hongye was startled, his handsome face flashed with astonishment: "Ming Lanruo? Why have you grown taller?"
Ming Lanruo touched her face and smiled: "It seems that Qiao Yan's disguise for me was quite successful."
She also specially wore the height-increasing boots specially prepared by Cang Qiao.
When Shangguan Hongye heard Qiao Yan's name, he curled his lips with disdain: "Oh, the people in Dongchang are the best at strange skills."
Ming Lanruo looked at him: "What are you doing here?"
Shangguan Hongye looked at her with complicated eyes: "I am wondering if I want to go into the mountains with you?"
Ming Lanruo was stunned and almost jumped up: "What?! Are you okay? If you follow us into the mountains, who will command the imperial army?"
Is he out of his mind? Hasn’t he already made a plan? Does he want to change his plan?
Shangguan Hongye looked at her frowning expression and almost wanted to hit him, and coughed awkwardly——
"Ahem, aren't you worried that you won't be able to deal with the tens of thousands of bandits? If something happens..."
"If you don't support and monitor Heiliao City at the foot of the mountain, something will happen to us. I don't know if His Highness had the same thought when leading troops before!" Ming Lanruo rolled her eyes angrily.
This person came up with something every time, almost disrupting their entire plan.
Shangguan Hongye was a little unhappy and said with a cold face: "I just said it casually."
He just saw that Minglan would feel unhappy if she wanted to be alone with Qiao Yan for more than half a month.
"Your Highness, it's better not to say it casually. Some things cannot be changed once they are settled, and there is no use regretting them." A cold, slightly hoarse voice sounded with meaning.
Ming Lanruo and Shangguan Hongye looked over and saw the door suddenly opened, and a slender figure wearing a mask stood at the door.
The lower half of his originally pale face was slightly red, his lips were moist and bright red, and the tail of his hanging hair and temples were slightly moist.
It seemed that the whole person was covered with a layer of mist, and the aura was charming and lazy to the extreme.
Ming Lanruo and Shangguan Hongye were both stunned and couldn't look away.
Qiao Yan didn't care about Ming Lanruo's gaze, but...he glanced coldly at Shangguan Honghongye: "What are you looking at, Your Highness?"
Shangguan Hongye frowned and blurted out: "We're about to leave, okay, why are you making such a fuss? Who are you trying to seduce like this?"
Ming Lanruo: "..."
I dare to say it.
Qiao Yan: "..."
Why don't we take advantage of this bandit suppression and kill this bastard in front of us together?
