Cang Qiao chuckled, her heart suffocating, and her slender white fingers suddenly tightened, almost crushing the corner of the table.
Xiao Xi was sensitively aware that the person in front of her was facing a suffocating murderous aura because of her words.
The feeling of danger made him immediately cower like a small animal.
Cang Qiao looked at him coldly: "You know a lot, did your mother teach you?"
Xiao Xi murmured: "Well, don't...eat me, mother will be sad."
Cang Qiao saw his shivering look, and for some reason, some tiny pictures flashed before his eyes.
It seems that a long time ago, I was like this, begging to survive...
He loosened his fingertips slightly, lowered his eyes, and said calmly: "Our family is in a good mood today, so we won't eat you."
Xiao Xi's eyes lit up and she immediately said: "Don't eat it anymore! Mother said that eunuchs won't grow a penis if they eat children. That's all made up by bad people!"
He wants to prevent this old monster from eating him and other children!
Cang Qiao's delicate eyes twitched: "Your mother tells you something all day long!"
Xiao Xi pointed out a finger seriously: "My toys since I was a child are the herbs my mother grew, and the books I use to read are all my mother's medical books. I understand them very well~"
As he said that, he looked Cang Qiao up and down: "The medical book said that in the past, when the great eunuchs in the Tang Dynasty wanted to grow penis, they ate baby meat. Let me ask this little miracle doctor, did you grow it after eating so much baby meat?
"
As he said that, he looked at Cang Qiao's waist and abdomen with a "show me" expression.
Cang Qiao felt a chill on her crotch: "……."
He has a headache, really!
Ming Lanruo herself was only sixteen when she was still a child, yet she gave birth to such a pushover.
Just like her!
"Okay, I won't eat children from now on, but if I hear something outside about me peeing everywhere and trying to grow something, I will skin your mother's female cat and stew it.
"
Cang Qiao smiled, pinched Xiao Xi's chubby cheeks with her fingertips, and pulled her from side to side.
Xiao Xi grinned at the tug, and quickly shouted: "I know, I know! Don't eat my mother!"
Cang Qiao rubbed his face and smiled sinisterly: "This is a good boy."
It's a small thing, but it feels quite tender.
Xiao Xi's face was rubbed until it became round and flat, and she struggled hard: "Let go, let go!"
Unable to bear it, he grabbed Cang Qiao's paw, pulled it, and bit it: "Ah wu"
Cang Qiao: "..."
Okay, the little cub won’t bite his head, but his hands this time.
At this time, there was a sudden knock on the door - "Godfather, my father-in-law asked me to send some pine nut candies, cool cakes and bird's nest and snow pear soup."
Cang Qiao said calmly: "Come in."
Xiao Qizi came in carrying the things. As soon as he came in, he saw a little doll with pink makeup and jade "hanging" on Cang Qiao's hand.
He couldn't help being startled and looked at his thousand-year-old master in disbelief.
Although he had just accepted Mr. Chitose as his godfather, it was only because of his merits in running errands that he had just been promoted to the head of the 100 households in Lixing, making him the youngest head of the 100 households in Dongchang.
It was then that He and his father-in-law recommended Chitose as his godfather. However, in the palace, there were more than a dozen "godsons" like him. On the contrary, those like He and his father-in-law were not Chitose's godsons.
But even if you and your father-in-law would dare to offend Chitose's noble body like this child did?
He put down the food and instinctively wanted to go up and get Xiao Xi down: "Why is this child..."
But Cang Qiao raised her hand to indicate that she didn't have to, and then shook her arm: "What, now you want to eat my meat? Don't want to eat these snacks?"
Everyone knows that Jiu Qiansui has excellent taste and is a man who pays attention to food, clothing, housing and transportation. He does not pay attention to external luxury, but everything is exquisite and noble.
The food produced in Mr. Chitose's small kitchen is no worse than the kitchen in the palace. Even the cook is a reward from the emperor.
The common pine nut candies and cool cakes are full of fragrance, not to mention the crystal clear bird's nest and snow pear soup, which is even used by the Queen.
Xiao Xi immediately let go of her mouth, climbed directly onto the table, grabbed the cake and ate it unceremoniously: "I just want to eat your meat, but my penis disappears after eating it, what should I do?"
Xiao Qizi: "..."
Cang Qiao: "……."
Maybe, this little thing should be stewed!
As the little guy was eating, he suddenly looked at Xiao Qizi on his side and asked curiously: "Why do you look like an old monster, do you want to call him godfather?"
Xiao Qizi quietly looked at his master's expressionless face and laughed dryly: "That's because Master Qiantose is good to us, so..."
"That means if you recognize your godfather, he won't eat you, right?" Xiao Xi's eyes lit up.
Xiao Qizi was stunned, where did these words come from?
While he peeked at Cang Qiao, he was so nervous that he sweated: "Master Qiantose...fuck...my godfather doesn't eat people..."
"Okay, I'll accept you as my godfather." The little man licked his lips and decided.
As long as he recognizes his godfather, the old monster will not eat people.
Xiao Xi paused, then frowned: "No, you are already so old, and your godson is only a little younger than you, so I'd better recognize you as my godfather!"
Xiao Qizi: "..."
This logic seems to make sense.
Cang Qiao rolled his eyes contemptuously: "Impossible! Also, I am in my prime!"
Xiao Xi pursed her lips: "Then fuck grandma!"
Cang Qiao raised her eyebrows and stared at him coldly: "What? Grandma?"
Xiao Xi pointed her fingers seriously: "First, you don't have a penis. Second, you are prettier than my mother. If you don't like to be a grandpa, then be a grandma!"
Cang Qiao: "Get out!!"
Xiao Qizi panicked: "Yes!"
He turned around and slipped out of the door.
Cang Qiao: "..."
Xiao Xi smiled and said: "Hahaha, look at your stupid godson, you are telling me to get out!"
Cang Qiao rubbed his throbbing temples. He couldn't stay with this kid anymore.
It really makes people live short lives.
What kind of bastard did Ming Lanruo, the stupid one, create such a thing with?
He simply turned around and stood up and slammed the door and walked out: "Come here, watch the little cub in the room. When it's full, throw it out to our family!"
If he stayed with this thing for a few more days, he was afraid that his life would be short-lived or that Ming Lanruo would be strangled to death first.
Xiao Xi made a face at his back: "I'm so angry, I'm so angry. I don't just accept someone as my grandma!"
With that said, he happily continued to eat.
Outside the gate of the East Factory, Mr. He was talking to Ming Lanruo: "Well... the young master is getting along well with the governor in the mansion."
Ming Lanruo was stunned for a moment and couldn't believe it: "It's really enjoyable?"
Cang Qiao didn't know that Xiao Xi was his child. She could tell that he had always been hostile to Xiao Xi.
Or maybe, due to the nature of father and son, he would actually be kind to Xiao Xi instinctively. This might be an opportunity for them to recognize each other as father and son?