Ming Lanruo touched the water with her other toe, intending to kick the water in Cang Qiao's face.
But he quickly turned around to avoid the splash she kicked, pinched her slender white foot without shoes and socks, and pulled her into his arms.
Cang Qiao turned around and sat on the rock she was sitting on just now, humming softly: "Be honest, otherwise I will have to use tricks to make you be honest."
Ming Lanruo now obediently allowed him to put on her shoes and socks, and just whispered in his ear, "You dare, the rhubarb is right next to my butt."
This time Cang Qiao became honest and took back the hand that was resting on her tender calf.
"Hey, hey, hey, you two, I am a living person, okay? Can you please be careful about the impact in front of children?"
A wet boy climbed up from the river, twisting his robe angrily and scolding them.
Ming Lanruo raised her eyebrows: "Are you still a child if you want to have some face?"
The young man smiled brightly: "Of course, I haven't slept with a woman yet, of course it's a child."
"Well, then you have to sleep with a man. A real man must sleep with a man to become an adult." Ming Lanruo said calmly.
Chu Yuanbai was extremely angry, pointed at Cang Qiao and asked: "You are talking nonsense, has the governor also slept with a man?"
Minglan said simply: "No, so he is underage and as childish as you."
Chu Yuanbai was speechless: "..."
Cang Qiao narrowed her eyes and looked a little speechless as the man in her arms talked nonsense seriously.
This woman's ability to bullshit has gotten better and better, and she even scolded him.
"Okay, stop flirting with Chu Yuanbai." He was a little unhappy.
Ming Lanruo looked at Chu Yuanbai crawling next to her and sitting in the sun, and hummed softly: "This makes you look like a human being. It will be good for you to wash your heart, liver and lungs."
With that said, she jumped off Cang Qiao's arms, went to the river to pick up the fish basket, and ordered the boys in Tsing Yi to prepare the grilled fish.
Chu Yuanbai lay on the big rock, basking in the sun, and looked at Cang Qiao quietly: "Senior Qiansui, what is the relationship between Sister Lan Ruoa and you? How come you look like her father at one moment and her lover at the other?"
Cang Qiao brushed off the water drops on his robe and said calmly: "Young prince, if you like to talk nonsense, you will be sent to the tongue-pulling hell in the Central Plains, but Dongchang, commonly known as the Hall of Hell on earth, if you don't want to talk, you can go to Dongchang
Come and cut it off.”
Cang Qiao was not Ming Lanruo. The look in his eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling was so cold that Chu Yuanbai couldn't help but feel a chill running down his spine.
He laughed twice: "You know how to joke, and I am also joking."
"Joke is a thing. If the person involved doesn't find it funny, then the words are offensive. Some people who offend me often have their tongues cut out for no apparent reason in the middle of the night." Cang Qiao smiled and twirled the jade beads in his hand.
Chu Yuanbai's face froze, he covered his mouth and muttered: "Don't cut off your tongue and mouth at every turn. Really, Sister Lan Ruo'a is much more fun than you."
"That's not someone you can afford to play with. If King Xiaojingnan wants to protect Miao territory, don't seek death." Cang Qiao said slowly and calmly.
Chu Yuanbai couldn't hear the knock in the other person's words. He smiled sincerely: "If you don't want to die, if you don't want to die, I'm very sensible."
Cang Qiao's lips curved slightly, saying meaningfully, "Well, King Xiao Jingnan is a very smart man."
Why not? Keenly realizing that the prince might have lost power, he quickly turned around and hugged the empress's thigh, and personally deceived the prince out of the palace and slaughtered him cleanly.
Knowing that he was in control of the imperial palace, he could still make himself take action to block the people sent by the prince to send a message to Emperor Ming to report the Jingnan Palace.
The Prince of Jingnan was really a genius who sat on the fence. No wonder he quickly chose to join Emperor Ming.
If it weren't for the fact that the Jingnan Palace still has some uses, people would be reassured that such a talent would still be lying in a coffin.
Chu Yuanbai seemed unable to see the sinister intent in Cang Qiao's eyes, and only asked with a smile: "Then...can I follow Sister Lan Ruo and call you my uncle? After all, I call Lan Ruo my sister, and she
Of course your god-uncle is my god-uncle!"
"..." Cang Qiao was silent. Well, it was the first time in his life that he saw someone more shameless than himself.
He smiled: "Okay, I will love you as much as I love my godsons."
When Chu Yuanbai heard this, he was extremely happy: "Fuck uncle!"
Ming Lanruo, who was brushing oil on the fish not far away, heard this and almost threw the fish out.
She looked at the newly recognized uncle and nephew without words, and silently thought, are these two perverts really getting together and feeling very sympathetic to each other?
Apparently some time ago, the big pervert broke all the hand tendons of the little pervert and beat him half to death, right?
Is it now a kinship relationship?
The next moment, Cang Qiao said nonchalantly: "Xiao Qizi, go back and ask the cleaning room to prepare for Prince Xiao Jingnan to cleanse himself."
Xiao Qizi smiled and said: "Yes!"
Chu Yuanbai's eyes widened in disbelief: "Wait a minute! Why do I need to purify myself?"
Xiao Qizi looked at Chu Yuanbai and said with a smile: "Because the men Qiantose Master accepts are all eunuchs, and you are naturally no exception."
Chu Yuanbai subconsciously pointed at Ming Lanruo who was grilling fish: "Then why is Sister Lanruo... an exception?"
He thought about it and realized that this statement was not correct. If Minglan was a woman, there would be no need for castration.
"My enemy, the little empress is the only girl among the many relatives of Master Qiantose. She is the only one, so naturally she is the first to receive the honor and favor. But you, my nephew, have done well, and Master Qiantose loves you too. I will never treat you unfairly.
Our own people.”
Xiao Qizi smiled and put his hand on Chu Yuanbai's shoulder.
Chu Yuanbai suppressed his expression and said after a while: "Forget it, the rules of our Miao territory are not to admit relatives among the Han people casually."
Ming Lanruo was grilling fish beside him, laughing so unscrupulously that tears flowed from his eyes: "Hahahahahaha..."
…
Although it is hot at noon, a picnic in this place with beautiful mountains and clear waters is very refreshing.
Chu Yuanbai bare his muscular upper body, hugged a grilled mandarin fish, and ate happily: "Sister Lanruo'a is so good at her craftsmanship, do you want to come back to Miao territory with me?"
He couldn't stand being wet and sticky, so he simply took off his shirt.
Minglan Ruosi politely picked up the fish bones and looked at the colorful tattoos on Chu Yuanbai's back and arms: "No."
Chu Yuanbai came over with a smile: "Sister, do you like my tattoo? This is the totem and appearance of the great god Chi You on my body, doesn't it look good?!"
Indigo, crimson, black, green...the colorful tattoos are gorgeous, majestic and eerie.
Ming Lanruo always felt that the tattoos on his body looked familiar, and now she remembered that they were exactly the same as the carvings on Chi You's Gu Divine Cauldron!
She narrowed her eyes and said nothing.
Chu Yuanbai suddenly leaned next to her and whispered: "Sister Lanruo, do you like Master Qiantui?"
Ming Lanruo paused her picky hand and said coldly: "Do you want to have your tongue pulled out, or your mouth skin cut?"
This man is really determined to give up. Does he care about eating but not fighting?
But Chu Yuanbai lazily held his chin, chewing fish, and said——
"You can't stop liking someone. Those likes will come out of your eyes. I looked at Sister Lanruo and His Highness King Qin, but he didn't seem to be moved at all."
Ming Lanruo looked at him coldly: "Well, I think you are tempted."
Chu Yuanbai was happy and leaned closer, his arms brushing against hers: "Really?"
