In a dilapidated thatched house, Lin Fan slowly opened his eyes on the futon and exhaled a filthy breath.
This is a necessary practice for him every day. For more than 20 years, it has remained unshakable.
Not far away, an old man in commoner clothes was picking his teeth: "My dear disciple, your practice is over. Come on, come on, great things will happen."
Lin Fan's eyes were full of vigilance, and his feet were already in a running posture.
Over the years, Lin Fan has lost count of how many times he has been used as a guinea pig by the old man to test drugs.
And every time, the old man keeps saying this, it’s a bullshit good thing!
Afterwards, Lin Fan complained, but the old man said plausibly: "You know nothing, if it weren't for me, how would you have gotten such a body that is invulnerable to all poisons?"
Seeing that Lin Fan didn't move at all, the old man sighed: "Oh, my life is over, there is something I must tell you..."
Lin Fan suddenly jumped up: "Are you finally going to die?!"
The old man once said that the day he closed his eyes was the day Lin Fan came down the mountain.
Unfortunately, the old man's appearance has not changed since Lin Fan could remember.
He looks skinny as a stick, but he is actually very strong and strong. He can easily subdue a wild boar with one hand!
The old man rolled his eyes: "You are really heartless! They say that once you are a teacher, you are always a father. Can't you act a little sad?"
Lin Fan chuckled: "Speak less and save some energy! How about I steal another can of Monkey King Passion Brew to satisfy your craving before you die?"
"Gungun, you brat, you still have time to joke with me?"
Lin Fan curled his lips and sat on the futon again: "Humph, you know it's a joke? I have passed down all my medical skills to you, why can't I see that you are very healthy now!"
The ruse was discovered, and the old man smiled awkwardly and took out seven envelopes from his arms.
The envelope has already turned yellow and is stained with dirt, which shows that it is quite old.
"You're so good, boy! Here, here are seven engagement contracts..."
"Engagement contract? Or seven contracts? What do you want to do?"
The old man glared at Lin Fan: "Listen to me first! You also know that our Guigu inheritance has a total of seven branches!"
"Our lineage is the main lineage of Guigu, and although the other seven branches have their own inheritances, they all respect the main lineage!"
"It's just that many years ago, Guigu was in danger of extinction. In order to save Guigu, the branches scattered around the world and fend for themselves."
"And these engagement contracts were left behind by the ancestors of the branch. So after all, you still have to call the seven girls senior sister."
"Now the crisis has passed, but the main line has withered, so I want you to go down the mountain immediately and marry all these girls back!"
Lin Fan immediately shook his head: "Dreaming! If I marry them, wouldn't I be trapped here for the rest of my life!"
"It's up to you, but I have to say first that this is your only chance to go down the mountain. Do you want to decide whether to go down the mountain and travel in the world of mortals, hugging the beauty back home, or stay alone on the mountain with me, an old man, for the rest of your life?"
Lin Fan was so angry that he gritted his teeth: "Old man, it turns out you are waiting for me here!"
The old man patted Lin Fan on the shoulder: "Okay, haven't you always been curious about your life experience? As long as you marry these girls back, I will tell you!"
Lin Fan, who had always been nonchalant when he heard the word "life experience", suddenly became serious.
He thought for a moment and finally nodded: "Okay, I promise you!"
Upon hearing this, the old man immediately handed Lin Fan seven engagement contracts: "There are two of these engagement contracts, and the rest are in the hands of each of your senior sisters."
"When you get the marriage contract together and bring the seven girls to me, I will reveal all the secrets of your life experience."
Lin Fan's eyes widened: "Where can I find you?"
The old man smiled slyly: "The place is hidden in these seven engagement contracts!"
"You are too shady!" Lin Fan was so angry that he jumped on his feet.
He originally wanted to just find a place to throw away these engagement contracts as soon as he got off the mountain, but the old man didn't know anyway.
But now it seems that he still has to go one by one to find every senior sister.
Lin Fan put the bag on his back without looking back: "Every Qingming Festival, I will remember to burn paper for you."
"You brat!"
Among the high mountains, there is a figure, as fast as lightning, constantly shuttling back and forth.
If anyone saw it, they would be so scared that their eyes would pop out.
Because Lin Fan's speed is too fast!
Every time I jumped lightly, my feet did not touch the ground, and I went out more than ten meters in an instant!
This is the result of Lin Fan's more than 20 years of practice, martial arts and medical skills, nothing else!
Of course, when the old man showed people Feng Shui and appraised antiques, Lin Fan also learned a little bit about it.
More than two hours later, Lin Fan stopped and looked at the edge of the city in the distance.
He touched his chin: "Linhai? I remember there are two engagements here, let's start from here!"
Didn’t the old man force himself to collect all the marriage contracts?
Lin Fan had already planned to pretend to be a bastard when the time came and make those senior sisters dislike him.
As long as they break off the engagement, the engagement will still have to be returned.
Lin Fan smiled proudly, dear fellow seniors, junior brother, here I come!
In the next few hours, Lin Fan moved forward at full speed, running hundreds of kilometers in one breath.
When he stepped into Linhai, his mouth was dry and his throat was smoking.
Fortunately, there was a small supermarket not far away. Lin Fan opened the door and walked in, holding out a box of mineral water.
The landlady was confused: "Hey, what do you want to do?"
Lin Fan unscrewed the bottle and poured it into his mouth: "Drink it first, then give me the money."
Tons! Tons! Tons!
While the landlady looked shocked, Lin Fan drank sixteen bottles in a row!
After finishing the last bottle, Lin Fan burped and smacked his lips: "Why is the water in the city not as delicious as the spring water in the mountains?"
The landlady snorted coldly: "Stop talking nonsense, two yuan for a bottle, thirty-two yuan in total, give me the money!"
"Drink a few bottles of water from you, and I'll watch you..." Lin Fan was about to take out his pocket, when his expression suddenly changed.
Oops!
I was so excited when I was going down the mountain that I just wanted to leave quickly, but I forgot to ask the old man for money!
Seeing Lin Fan's awkward smile, the landlady frowned: "Stop talking nonsense and give me the money quickly!"
Lin Fan chuckled: "Madam boss, why are you so anxious? Do you think I look like someone who doesn't take money when I go out?"
The landlady looked Lin Fan up and down: "I think he looks quite similar."
He was gray-haired, wearing patched clothes, and carrying a rag bag behind his back.
With this look, no one would suspect him even if he was a beggar, let alone a scoundrel.
The proprietress lost her patience: "Okay, if you dare to act rogue in my shop, believe it or not, I will call the police and arrest you?!"
Isn't it?
Lin Fan was speechless. He finally made it down the mountain. Could it be that he didn't even see his senior sister, so he was going to end up here?
"Sister, I really forgot. How about I take your pulse? I'll see..."
"Get out of here and stop fooling me!"
Just when the two were arguing, a tall girl suddenly walked in from outside: "My dear, it turns out you are here. I have been looking for you for a long time."
Lin Fan was stunned, but the girl naturally came to Lin Fan's side and took Lin Fan's arm intimately.
At this time, Lin Fan saw the girl's appearance clearly.
I saw her wearing a casual suit, with her beautiful oval face hidden under sunglasses.
But even a large suit can't cover up her perfect and slender figure.
Coupled with her noble and cool temperament, every man will turn his head when walking on the street!
"Dear... dear?"
Lin Fan scratched his head. Are all the girls in the city so sweet-mouthed?
The tall beauty smiled sweetly: "Look at how stupid you are, why don't you recognize me?"
The landlady was also stunned: "He drank a total of sixteen bottles of water, which cost three to thirty-two yuan."
Upon hearing this number, the tall beauty's smile froze instantly.
Is this still a human? A camel can’t drink so much, right?!
Lin Fan said sheepishly: "Sorry, I was too thirsty just now."
"It's okay," the tall beauty regained her composure and took out a hundred-dollar bill: "Here, there's no need to look for it."
Looking at the big red banknotes, the landlady suddenly smiled from ear to ear: "Beauty, look at what you want to order, take whatever you want."
Since someone paid for it, Lin Fan wouldn't be polite.
He was just about to reach out, intending to take a bread mat to cushion his stomach.
Suddenly, the tall beauty took a step forward and almost pressed against Lin Fan's body.