Seeing his shriveled look, Ling Luo couldn't help laughing. She smiled more and more arrogantly and said, "Who made you hug me all over the street? You deserve it!"
"Madam, give me the antidote quickly." Xuanyuan Yu rubbed his eyes and stretched out his big hand.
He looked like a big boy who was bullied until his eyes were swollen from crying.
"No." Ling Luo crossed her arms and looked at him calmly.
"Give it to me."
"No."
"Give it to me--"
"If you say you won't give it, you won't give it!" Ling Luo looked fierce, "This time I'm going to teach you a lesson. Don't do anything to me in the future. Do you hear me?"
"Ah? What did you say?" Xuanyuan Yu put his hands on his ears, pretending to be listening, "Luo'er, please speak louder."
Ling Luo narrowed her beautiful eyes and raised her voice slightly: "I said you are not allowed to touch me in the street anymore!"
"Ah? What? I can't hear you." Xuanyuan Yu raised his voice.
"Oh, no, not just on the street, but also at home." After thinking for a moment, Ling Luo quickly added.
"Luo'er, your poison is so powerful. It not only blinded my husband's eyes, but also deafened my husband's ears." Xuanyuan Yu looked very distressed.
Are your ears deafened by poison?
Ling Luo frowned slightly, it was impossible, she had never made any mistakes when mixing the powder.
Could it be——
Suspicious eyes drifted across Xuanyuan Yu's pretending face, and Ling Luo snorted, "This damn big fox!"
"Xuanyuan Yu, you look so ugly."
"ah?"
"Xuanyuan Yu, you are not as handsome as Luo Ge."
"What? I'm handsomer than Luo Ge." An extremely proud expression appeared on Xuanyuan Yu's face, "Well, I think so too."
"..." Ling Luo was speechless.
The fox's tail was exposed. He was really pretending. He was consoling himself that he had practiced Dafa so well that no one could beat him.
"Xuanyuan Yu, let me kiss you, okay." The corners of Ling Luo's lips curled up slightly, and there was a hint of cunning in her eyes.
"Okay! Okay! Okay!" Xuanyuan Yu was overjoyed. Following the voice, he quickly ran to Ling Luo's side and pouted, "Come on, baby, kiss me."
Ling Luo's eyes twitched slightly, and without saying a word, she stretched out her little hand, pointed at the pouty man's mouth, and pulled it away.
There was a "pop" sound and I couldn't dodge.
"Oh, Luo'er." Xuanyuan Yu covered his mouth in grievance and complained, "Didn't you say you wanted to become your husband? Why did you hit me?"
Ling Luo suppressed a smile and raised her eyebrows: "No, your ears were poisoned, weren't you? You heard wrong just now."
"But you clearly said just now -" Xuanyuan Yu became a little anxious.
"Yes, I just said I was going to slap you, and you even put your mouth in front of me. If I didn't slap you, wouldn't it be unreasonable?"
She would also smile proudly.
Xuanyuan Yu was frustrated, knowing that this would be shooting himself in the foot.
"Luo'er, you are too cunning."
"I've won many awards, but I really can't compare to you."
"..."
"Actually, I used to be a pretty honest person. After staying with a big fox like you for a long time, I had to learn some self-defense skills."
Ling Luo coughed slightly, which meant that it was all trained by you.