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Chapter 247 Telling Jokes

He was indeed a bastard when he knew about Ren Jiajia. After Jiajia knew about it, he not only did not blame him, but also came to help him, and turned his eyes to Beibei who was sleeping next to him. Perhaps he could only take good care of Beibei.

The next day, the sun was shining. Ren Jiajia and Mr. Guo took Beibei to see Li Ke's sister. It was two years since they last came to this place, and the cement road had been paved.

The air in the countryside is very different from the air in the city. It is very short and clean. Li Ke led Beibei in front, while Ren Jiajia and Guo Erye were walking behind.

Undoubtedly, Beibei likes Li Ke very much, and she is so funny that she giggles all the way.

After walking about ten minutes, I finally saw Li Ke's home. Li Ke's sister was preparing things in the yard. There were not so many things in the countryside, and there was no difference between the bedroom and the kitchen in the room. They were all mixed together.

The kitchen of the home is right outside.

"Sister, Jiajia is here." Li Ke walked to his sister and rolled up his sleeves to help. "I'll just come here. Jiajia finally came once and you'll go and greet him."

My sister turned on the faucet and washed her hands clean, then repeatedly surrounded her waist and wanted to dry it. Then she walked over and warmly greeted Ren Jiajia and the others to sit down.

Seeing the situation in this house, Mr. Guo frowned tightly. He really couldn't imagine how to live in such a dilapidated house. He sighed and didn't say much after all.

Compared to the second master, Ren Jiajia was naturally much more. She was a woman who had suffered before. She had lived such a life, so she sat down and asked naturally: "Sister, are you in good health?"

"It's much better!" My sister's face was full of real smiles. Jiajia was her benefactor. If it weren't for the one million, she might have died now, so in her opinion, Ren Jiajia gave it to her.

The person who lived for the second time, "I have to come from all the distance. We farmers have nothing to eat, so we just want to eat a few side dishes. We must eat a few more bites later."

Word by word, it reveals the honesty of farmers and the hospitality of rural people. Ren Jiajia nodded and accepted it.

"Mom, what is this place?" Beibei asked with big eyes blinking. Although she wasn't very scared of being here, she had to know where this place was not?

"This is at your mother's house." Ren Jiajia hugged Beibei and his eyes accidentally fell on Mr. Guo who had been silent. "Hey, hey, what's your expression?

Why does it seem like anyone owes you money?"

Mr. Guo frowned and curled his lips, and smiled with great meaning. "I am considering something very holy. Tonight... do you want it..."

The following words were completely stolen into his stomach. Of course, Ren Jiajia knew him, and of course he knew what the holy thing this damn man said. He rolled his eyes and said, "Then you

I thought about it slowly, and I had to take Bebe to bed early tonight."

After a while, Li Ke prepared the dishes, which were all very light dishes and looked very good.

"It's all home-cooked dishes, not very delicious." Li Ke greeted politely and arranged the dishes.

Seeing the side dishes on the table, Ren Jiajia said, "It looks delicious, why isn't it delicious?"

"If you taste delicious, eat more." When my sister smiled, she had a shallow dimples on her face, which looked particularly beautiful.

Such a beautiful and virtuous woman is even plagued by illness. It’s really unreasonable. Fortunately, there is not much trouble now.

The meal was a joyful meal. In the afternoon, I talked about family matters in the room. In the evening, Mr. Guo took Ren Jiajia out directly.

There are cicadas in the countryside night, and the moonlight is bright tonight, and the earth is full of silver-gray light.

Under the moonlight, the big hand held the small hand and breathed lightly.

Logically speaking, this is a very normal thing. It has been several years since I got married. It has not been a matter of this little couple. But now Ren Jiajia can still feel her heart jumping up and her palms are constantly booming.

sweat.

Is this nervous?

There is no reason to be nervous! He hasn't studied the whole body thoroughly, what happened tonight?

He didn't say a word along the way. From the moonlight, he looked cold and hard lines from Ren Jiajia's perspective, and a man would have such sexy and almost perfect lines, just like the god Apollo.

Just as he walked, he listened quietly to the cicadas' shouts, getting further and further away from Li Ke's village. Ren Jiajia sighed and finally spoke out the questions in his heart.

"Husband, what are we doing?"

"Try something."

The impure Ren Jiajia naturally understood this matter as a field battle. The Adam's apple rolled unnaturally and poked Guo Erye's shoulder with his hand, smiling shyly: "This is not good, very bad."

It's convenient, what's the price of this big night..."

“The atmosphere is only available in the evening…”

"…"

After a while, an open space appeared in front, and a large pot in the center of the open space, which smelled fragrant from afar.

Ren Jiajia immediately understood. Fortunately, she didn't say it just now, otherwise she would be embarrassed. It turned out that the man was talking about hot pot and not wild battles.

It's so embarrassing.

Mr. Guo turned his eyes, curled his lips, lowered his head and buried his head in Ren Jiajia's ear and murmured: "I'm thinking about fighting in the wild all day long, why don't you be so slutty!"

"Which eye did you see that I wanted to fight in the field?"

"I don't want to tell you, and you know whether you want it or not." After that, the big hand hugged Ren Jiajia tightly and went there.

This made Ren Jiajia feel that it was quite unnatural, and his face turned red. He really knew what this man was doing tonight and how could he be so nice to him?

"I prepared these for you, eat them."

I saw that the things in the pot were really rich, so I didn’t forget to ask where these things came from before I started eating.

Indeed, individuals will doubt how these things come about.

"I bought it with money." Mr. Guo's eyes were simply ecstatic when he spoke. He said the whole process of finding someone to buy things and preparing hot pot this afternoon. After hearing this, Ren Jiajia could only say one awesome.

The two sat underground, Mr. Guo raised his eyebrows and looked at Ren Jiajia, saying, "Since I worked so hard for you, should you serve me well?"

"Okay." After saying that, Ren Jiajia poured the meat and vegetables into the pot. When Mr. Guo looked at it, his face changed immediately. He quickly grabbed the underground in Ren Jiajia's hand to stop her from continuing to move, "Can you do it?

All the hot pot you did was ruined.”

While saying that, he started cooking professionally. "This dish and the meat should be separated. Put the meat first and then potatoes, and then vegetables at the end, so that the soup will not be destroyed. What a stupid woman."

Ren Jiajia nodded like pounding garlic, "Yes, you're right!" When he spoke, his eyes never left the rushing pot, but the dish was definitely not cooked after just putting it down. Now what to do is

Only waiting.

Maybe he was very upset when he saw this waiting process, Master Guo said casually: "You tell me a pornographic joke."

"Uh..." Ren Jiajia wanted to slap the man to death! Why did this man say this? He gritted his teeth and felt wronged like something, "Sorry, I won't..."

Actually, it’s not that Ren Jiajia can’t do it, it’s hard to talk about.

The sword eyebrows were slightly frowned. It was obvious that the second master just didn't believe what Jia Jia said. Just this woman who was full of dirty jokes could not talk about yellow. Isn't it a joke? Nothing can be said, "Come on, tell me a yellow one quickly."

The joke isn't that it's too boring."

Forget it, I'll go out. Anyway, it's all old couples who tell some yellow jokes, and that's nothing. Besides, there are really a lot of yellow little yellows here. After moving her body a little, Ren Jiajia started his first place.

A yellow joke,

"A woman bought an electric doll. When she heard this electric doll, she would buy her left foot. When she heard it, she stepped on her right foot. The next day, the doll disappeared..."

"Continue!" It's obvious that this joke has no explosive point at all.

"A man shook hands with a woman, and then the woman became pregnant. Why is that?"

The second master raised his eyebrows slightly, and the words he said were quite shocking. "Be careful when using his hands."

She wanted to kill someone, and what this man said was simply seeking death! What does it mean to be careful when using his hands in the future? After a brief embarrassment, a trace of light flashed in Ren Jiajia's eyes, "Is it because you can't do it that I'm asking me to use my hands?"



"I said you use your hands when I was not here. When I was there, I didn't fuck you sobbed?" He was really calm and he didn't jump when he spoke.

"Uh... I'd better tell you the yellowest joke. This is a joke I've been hiding for many years, and I've never dared to say it."

"You have anything else you dare not say? Say it quickly, don't know!"

"A man is a yoga instructor. He has never done that thing with his partner for two years. Her partner suspects that this man is either sexually incompetent or gay, but one day the woman finds out that her husband is so soft that he can give him kj!"

"kj?"

"It's just a lip service."

Mr. Guo Er was reluctant to strangle this woman to death, "How can a woman be like this? If this is the case, you can also say it!"

Now, Ren Jiajia felt wronged, "Didn't you tell me a pornographic joke? Why are you still blaming me for being a hooligan now? Are you too much of a person?"

The yellow joke has been told, and the dishes are cooked. Mr. Guo picked up Ren Jiajia's pistol and put the best meat in it, "I'm not very soft,"


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