"Well, Mr. Xiao, there is no such thing as barbecue here."
Cao Yu tried his best to squeeze out a smile and said:
"But there's something else here."
"Oh, yes."
Upon hearing this, Xiao Tian suddenly slammed the table, startling several people:
"I almost forgot, this is a grand hotel!"
"Yes, yes," Cao Yu said repeatedly.
"Okay then, just five pounds of abalone and ten bowls of bird's nest."
Xiao Tian immediately waved his hand and said:
"Also, there are ten of those big lobsters that are so loud, and the crabs are as big as the mouth of a bowl. Let's get ten of them."
"Well, that's it for now, I'll talk about the other things later."
As Xiao Tian said this, he rubbed his hands and looked at Cao Yu: "This time I really got the glory of Brother Cao. Last time, his uncle took that douchebag to eat at our largest restaurant and ate him in one meal.
He paid a thousand yuan and ate just these things, and he came back and talked to us for half a year!"
"Go back and tell that thing this time, I'm so jealous of him!"
"Mr. Xiao, who is this douchebag?"
Cao Yu asked curiously, what did he say about Sanguzi just now, and now a Erdan comes out.
"You don't even know Erdan, you are a fool in our village." Xiao Tian said with great disdain.
As soon as he finished speaking, both Cao Yu and the waiter were confused, and they found that talking to this guy was like playing the piano to an ox.
Luo Qing felt a little pain in her stomach and was holding back her laughter.
If I hadn't known him for a while, I would have truly believed that he was just an old hater from the Northeast.
"Mr. Xiao, this is a Western restaurant. We don't have the things you mentioned."
Cao Yu said with a smile, trying his best to look well-educated.
Because he found that in front of this guy, his self-cultivation was about to be exhausted.
In order to prevent this guy from causing trouble again, Cao Yu asked the waiter to give him the menu and start ordering.
But after finishing the order, Xiao Tian suddenly became unhappy:
"I'm talking about grass carp. If you don't want to treat me, just say so."
"Is Mr. Xiao dissatisfied with anything?"
When Cao Yu heard this, he quickly asked. Although he disliked this guy very much, after all, he was related to whether he could embrace the beauty, so he still couldn't offend him now.
"You only ordered three portions of this steak. It's not enough for one person. Isn't that stingy?"
"Then Mr. Xiao, feel free to order as many servings as you want."
"Then let's have five portions first." Xiao Tian thought for a moment and said.
The waiter twitched the corner of his mouth and changed the portion to seven.
"Don't you want to add a little more?" Xiao Tian asked the two of them kindly.
The two of them shook their heads in succession, "Five steaks, you think we are pigs!"
"Mr. Xiao, we have enough, there are other things to eat." Cao Yu quickly waved his hand.
"By the way, where are the drinks?" the waiter asked.
"Just have a few bottles of Erguotou." Xiao Tian said directly.
As soon as he finished speaking, the waiter almost fell down on the table.
"Sir, we don't have Erguotou here."
"If you don't have mutton skewers, don't have seafood, don't even have Erguotou, your restaurant has no future!"
Xiao Tian sighed.
For a moment, the waiter had the urge to hit someone. He believed that if the boss was here, he would not be able to help it.
Luo Qing next to him heard this and couldn't help pinching his waist. This guy is not done yet, right?
Xiao Tian suddenly grimaced in pain.
"Mr. Xiao, what's wrong with you?"
Cao Yu on the other side asked curiously.
"it's okay no problem."
Xiao Tianqiang said calmly:
"Then what do you have here?"
"We have red wine, wine, cocktails, etc." the waiter introduced.
"Red wine, I know this. I've seen it in the movie, Lafite from 1982, right? Do you have any here?"
Xiao Tian said with some excitement.
"Yes, yes," the waiter said quickly.
He was afraid that if he said no, this guy would just tell them to close the store.
"Okay, let's have three bottles first, one for each of us." Xiao Tian said thoughtfully.
"Okay, that's all." Cao Yu quickly asked the waiter to leave.
After a while, the dishes were served one after another, and several people started eating.
It's just that unlike Luo Qing and Cao Yu's elegance, Xiao Tian can be described as "voracious".
Of course, you also have to take a sip of Lafite after a while.
Cao Yu felt a little distressed when he saw it. Is this how you drink Lafite?
And the steak, it was gone after two bites, it was like a starving ghost reincarnated.
At first, I thought that this guy barked too much and would definitely not be able to finish the meal. But now it seems that my worries were in vain.
Not long after, all three steaks were eaten.
Those are the top steaks in the world!
"Xiao Tian, eat slowly, no one will compete with you."
Luo Qing couldn't help but say, that look and tone even felt a bit doting.
Cao Yu felt very uncomfortable after hearing this. Although his previous analysis told him that Luo Qing could not possibly fall in love with this bumpkin riding a broken electric donkey, he was still unhappy.
"It's okay. I remember when I was in Africa..."
"What?" Cao Yu asked doubtfully.
"It's nothing." Xiao Tian took a sip of red wine and said, "This wine is really good, delicious!"
"Mr. Xiao, does he know how to taste wine?" Cao Yu asked in surprise.
"I don't understand." Xiao Tian shook his head.
"Then you just said it tastes good?"
"Does the bird sound nice?"
"That sounds good." Cao Yu nodded.
"Do you understand?" Xiao Tian asked, tilting his head slightly.
"Can't understand."
"That's fine then."
Xiao Tian curled his lips.
A hint of gloom suddenly flashed across Cao Yu's face, feeling that this kid was deliberately digging a hole for himself to jump into.
He's just so stupid, does he have such a scheming mind?
Cao Yu secretly thought: I still blame myself. I just talked nonsense with this guy for nothing. Isn’t it because I feel uncomfortable?
When Luo Qing next to her heard this Zen-like conversation, her eyes suddenly lit up and she looked at him thoughtfully.
"By the way, grass carp, can we pack it here?" Xiao Tian suddenly asked.
“It’s still okay to pack.”
"Then let's have another ten bottles of this Lafite. This wine feels pretty good. Although it's not as exciting as Erguotou, it's quite delicious." Xiao Tian said, minding his own business.
Cao Yu suddenly had a black eye. He and Luo Qing only drank half of the three bottles of Lafite before. The remaining two bottles were probably made by this guy.
I can tolerate this myself!
Now, this bastard actually wants to pack ten more bottles. Although he is not short of money, he still feels sore!
What else does this bastard say? It’s not as exciting as Erguotou?
Is this on the same level as Erguotou?
Is the difference between cloud and mud good?
If it weren't for Luo Qing, he would have flipped the table and left.
No, it is impossible to sit at the same table with such a country bumpkin!