Cui Weizhen chuckled lightly, raised his glass and clinked it with him: "In the future, I have to rely on the county magistrate to take care of you."
Zhou Xunting didn't hear that it was a joke, so he raised the wine bottle and wiped it clean. His pride was beyond words. If there was a tail behind him, it would probably fly up to the sky at this moment.
This scene was so painful that Chu Ningyan couldn't bear to look at it directly, so she whispered in Ye Zhenzhen's ear: "Xunting has been Weizhen's little follower since he was a child. If it weren't for the love of the broken sleeves, I'm afraid they wouldn't have us around."
location."
"Pfft! Cough cough cough!"
Ye Zhenzhen choked on her throat with a sip of wine and coughed like crazy. Chu Ningyan was immediately stunned when she was sprayed in the face. The maids serving the banquet hurriedly came forward to serve, handing handkerchiefs to others and wiping the tables.
Slap on the back, slap on the back, it’s a mess.
Cui Weizhen came over to inquire about the situation as early as the moment Ye Zhenzhen sprayed the wine, but it was just when Ye Zhenzhen was neither up nor down, full of weirdness and jokes were still brewing, the protagonist came up to her, how could she hold back?
So she very decisively blocked Cui Weizhen who came to care with her hands, covered her face with a handkerchief in his puzzled eyes, and laughed for a long time while shaking her shoulders.
Zhou Xunting also came over and asked Cui Weizhen what he was thinking: "What did you say to Zhen Niang? To make her react so badly?"
Chu Ningyan was in a daze. She wiped the drink from her face with the help of the maid, and met two pairs of curious eyes, especially Cui Weizhen. The curiosity was mixed with suspicion, as if she was the culprit.
Although she is indeed the culprit - who knew Zhen Niang could not bear to joke so much!
She was cursing in her heart, but she really didn't dare to admit in front of the two of them that she had said bad things about them. She quickly opened her big bright eyes and said in a very confused and innocent manner: "It's nothing, it's just a new joke that came out in Beijing recently.
, Zhenniang and I were exchanging instructions, and if we lost, we would tell jokes. Zhenniang couldn't hold it back and almost choked."
Cui Weizhen was doubtful. Ye Zhenzhen, who had calmed down, nodded in agreement, and she realized the lie. Who knew that Zhou Xunting asked eagerly: "What? There is a new joke in Beijing that I don't know about."
? Yan'er, please tell me quickly, lest you meet those bad friends in Beijing in the future and be laughed at by them for your lack of knowledge!"
Chu Ningyan: "..."
Ye Zhenzhen: "..."
This guy is really a master of troublemaking. He doesn't have any new jokes! Seeing Cui Weizhen's eyes becoming more and more suspicious, Ye Zhenzhen was afraid that he would guess something. She suddenly thought of a joke in "Laughing Lin Guangji" -
—Duozi helps out.
It tells the story of a military attache who received help from Duozi God when he was about to be defeated on the battlefield. When asked why, he replied: "Thank you for never hurting me with an arrow in the training field."
The army of the Great Zhou Dynasty was strict, and all the officers and men in the army were brave and good at fighting, and they were truly talented and learned people. There is no phenomenon like "Xiao Lin Guang Ji" that criticizes the current shortcomings. For people nowadays, it is the biggest joke that a military attaché misses an arrow.
Not to mention that God Duozi came to repay his kindness.
The slaves all laughed softly after hearing this, and Chu Ningyan laughed unabashedly, completely forgetting her identity as a "joke teller".
Zhou Xunting is very easy to deceive, and he has praised him repeatedly, so he plans to show it off to his friends next time, but how can Cui Weizhen be so easy to deceive? His meaningful eyes make people go crazy.