Bypassing the Zhu family members who were guarding the mass grave, the four of them, Mo Feifan, took turns carrying Xiao Wu's body and rushed back to Qijiahuo Town.
After walking for more than half an hour, the four of them dragged their tired bodies and finally arrived at a place to stay - the yizhuang where they changed clothes during the day.
There were many empty coffins in the Yi Zhuang. Mo Feifan found the biggest and best coffin and put Xiao Wu's body in it.
There is still an hour before dawn, and this is also the time when people are most sleepy and tired. At this time, if you have a big, soft bed and have a good sleep, it will be more comfortable than eating any delicacies from the mountains and the sea.
By the way, God treats Mo Feifan very well, and he does whatever he says. Mo Feifan really found a "bed", a "big bed" that he thought was comfortable and could have a good night's sleep.
bed".
Under the stunned eyes of Hou Xiaobai and others, Mo Feifan got on the bed and slowly lay down.
"Brother Li, help me close the lid. My brother is gone, and I want to see him off for the last time in his dream." Mo Feifan stared at the ceiling with wide eyes and murmured.
Li Dafeng was stunned and almost shouted: "Brother Fan, what you are lying on is not a bed, but a coffin. How can a living person lie in a coffin?"
But he didn't cry out because Mo Feifan's last words were "My brother is gone, and I want to see him off in his dream for the last time." The brother he mentioned naturally refers to Xiao Wu who has ascended to heaven.
.My companion who was alive and kicking just now has now turned into a cold corpse. The feeling is worse than swallowing a hundred flies.
Hou Xiaobai pushed the coffin lid to the position on Mo Feifan's nose. After completing this, he followed Mo Feifan's example and lay down in the other coffin.
"Old Fatty, cover it for me." Hou Xiaobai said slowly.
"Brother Li, help me cover it." Another brother also spoke.
Li Dafeng originally wanted to follow other people's example and find a coffin board to rest on. But after walking around Yizhuang, he couldn't find a suitable one. He was too fat, so fat that he couldn't even fit in the largest coffin. In the end,
He had no choice but to put the two coffin boards together and fall asleep.
After a while, Li Dafeng started snoring loudly.
The four of them had a really sweet sleep. They didn't know how long they slept, but a wonderful fragrance disturbed their dreams.
Mo Feifan was very alert and woke up first. He looked up and looked outside the door. It was just dawn. Who would be barbecuing nearby so early?
Out of curiosity, Mo Feifan turned over the coffin and smelled the smell. Behind the yizhuang, he finally discovered the source of the scent - two chickens glowing with oil.
A chicken will not take off its feathers on its own, nor will it clean its internal organs, nor will it be roasted on a fire with two branches on it. So behind the two chickens, there must have been a "killing of the chicken to seize the opportunity"
The tragedy of "life".
I don't know if it was Mo Feifan's luck or misfortune that he didn't see the man who killed the chicken.
Next to the fire, there are salt, chili foam, and sour plums. Each simple ingredient can be used to bake a delicious roast chicken. In this wilderness, someone would actually gather these three ingredients at the same time.
Come and roast two chickens, Mo Feifan thought he must be a person who would enjoy it.
People are like this sometimes. Even though they don't feel hungry, they can still eat if they see something delicious. Mo Feifan smiled and murmured: "Brother Chicken, the beauty of a gentleman is the beauty of adulthood. I am very sure that you are that gentleman.
So in this case, it should be no problem for you to fill in my five internal organs temple."
"Haha, if you don't speak, you are acquiescing." Mo Feifan smiled and took one off the fire.
Just as he was about to take a bite, an unhappy voice came over: "Who are you? You dare to eat my chicken, you are so impatient, aren't you?"
When Mo Feifan heard that the chicken roaster was back, he put down the meat that had just reached his mouth and turned around in embarrassment.
Standing in front of him was a beggar with messy hair and dirty clothes. The beggar was holding a branch in one hand and a ball of firewood in the other, and was looking at Mo Feifan angrily.
The beggar didn't say anything, but Mo Feifan spoke: "Are these two chickens yours?"
The beggar limped up to Mo Feifan and took the roast chicken from the latter's hand: "Of course it's mine, it's not mine or yours."
Mo Feifan smiled hoarsely. It seemed that he really had no chance with these two roast chickens. He was about to turn around and leave, when suddenly his eyes flashed and he thought of something.
Judging from the beggar's clothes, he does not look like someone who can buy two chickens at the same time. In addition, no one would choose this time and place to roast chicken. From this, we can only draw one conclusion.
——He stole the chicken.
Thinking of this, Mo Feifan deliberately teased him, and said with a stern face: "If I guessed correctly, you should have stolen this chicken. According to the laws of Yancheng area, the thief will be hit with ten big boards in the lightest case, and in the most serious case, the chicken will be stolen.
Then I will be beheaded after the fall. Although your behavior is not serious, it should be no problem to hit you ten times."
The beggar froze when he heard this. He was right to steal the chicken, but how did the other party know about it?
Seeing the beggar's expression, Mo Feifan had a general idea, and it seemed that his guess was not wrong. He continued: "I'll give you two choices, either keep the roast chicken; or I'll take the roast chicken with you.
See the official. Don't think I'm joking, I never joke with strangers."
The beggar looked at the roast chicken in his hand and swallowed greedily. He wanted to put down the roast chicken, but then he thought, no, he is a big man, and the other person is just a sixteen or seventeen year old.
Child, why should you be afraid of him?
Thinking of this, the beggar obviously became more confident. He sniffed the delicious roast chicken in his hand and said wildly: "You brat, don't fool me. I eat more salt than you eat. I stole the chicken."
Yes, what's wrong, what can you do to me?"
Mo Feifan smiled leisurely: "A dog eats more shit than a human, but after all, it is just a dog and not as good as a human. Since you are not willing to keep the chicken, then I will have to send you to see the official."
After that, he slowly approached the beggar. Suddenly, an inexplicable momentum rushed towards him, and the beggar felt a strong sense of oppression. Although he didn't know why he felt this way, his momentum suddenly weakened: "You.
.....What on earth are you going to do?”
Mo Feifan smiled evilly and said slowly: "I'll take you to see the official."
"You...don't come here...or I won't be polite to you..." The beggar said as he backed away, looking very nervous.
Before he could finish speaking, Mo Feifan suddenly stepped forward and used a catcher's move to restrain the beggar immediately.
The beggar burst into tears because of the pain. He begged for mercy again and again: "Master, master... I have eyes that don't recognize gold and jade, and I've made a fool of the true God. Please ignore me and let me go."
Well...the roasted chicken is yours, it's all yours...ouch...ouch."
At this time, Hou Xiaobai, Li Dafeng and others also woke up. They walked behind Yizhuang and saw Mo Feifan twisting the wrist of a beggar. The first reaction of the three people who had just experienced the battle of life and death was, 'This is
Man is the enemy'.
Hou Xiaobai reacted the fastest and immediately pulled out his machete and watched his surroundings with vigilance.
Li Dafeng walked up to the two of them and asked, "Brother Fan, who is this person?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he noticed the roast chicken in the beggar's hand. Li Dafeng's eyes lit up when he saw the food. Before Mo Feifan let go, he took the roast chicken from the beggar's hand: "This
The stuff belongs to us."
Mo Feifan finally let go of his hand and said leisurely: "This is how people are, they have to suffer some losses in order to make the right choice."
"It's okay, we were just joking." Mo Feifan smiled and said back to Li Dafeng.
"You stayed up so early in the morning and played around with a beggar. Brother Fan, you are really in the mood." Li Dafeng muttered.
The beggar saw the knife gleaming in Hou Xiaobai's hand, and his heart skipped a beat. These people couldn't be from the underworld. If they were displeased in this barren mountain, they would kill him as easily as crushing an ant.
Simple.
He ignored the pain in his right hand and quickly said with a smile: "Grandpas, if nothing happens, I will leave first..."
"Wait a minute."
"What, sir, do you have any other orders?"
Mo Feifan took out some broken silver from his arms and threw it over.
The beggar took the broken silver that was enough to buy ten chickens and was stunned. He didn't understand why the other party gave him the silver since he wanted to take him to see the official.
After being stunned for a while, he stammered: "Uncle... what are you..."
Mo Feifan waved his hand, signaling him not to ask any more questions.
The beggar looked around at Mo Feifan and the other four, and saw that they did not have any ill intentions towards him. After thanking him, he disappeared into the darkness as if he was running away.
Looking at the beggar's disappearing back, Mo Feifan smiled and patted his belly, and said with a smile: "Brother Du, brother Du, you are satisfied now. For you, I also became a villain who takes away people's love.
ah."
Hearing Mo Feifan's words almost to himself, Hou Xiaobai, Li Dafeng and their other brother Xiaowen almost fell to the ground - they didn't expect that Boss Mo would give such a lame reason.
"Brother Fan, can you give me some food?" Li Dafeng swallowed his saliva and said timidly.
Mo Feifan laughed and said: "Of course, brothers share joys and share hardships."
Li Dafeng nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, found a place and sat down. He tore off a chicken leg and swallowed it whole into his mouth. While chewing, he also praised: "Brother Fan, this is
It’s so delicious. It’s just this chicken butt, and ten girls wouldn’t change it.”
Li Dafeng was delicious, and Mo Feifan was not surprised by it. Mo Feifan laughed and said: "You guys eat first, I'll go see if there are any wild animals nearby. There are so many condiments here, we can't waste them.
.”
Just as he was about to get up, he was stopped by Hou Xiaobai. Hou Xiaobai said: "Brother Mo, you'd better eat something first, I'll go find something." Then, he added: "I'm not hungry."
Indeed, compared to the potbellied Li Dafeng, Hou Xiaobai seems too thin. The possessiveness of things between a thin man and a fat man is incomparable. The former eats to live, while the latter lives to eat.
Before Mo Feifan agreed, he carried the guy and walked towards the nearby woods.
"Brother Hou, be careful." Mo Fan shouted.
"Brother Mo, don't worry."
Xiao Wen, the brother next to him, bowed his hand to Mo Feifan and said, "Brother Mo, I will also go and help Brother Hou."
"Yeah," Mo Feifan agreed, "Be careful and go back quickly. I'll leave a roast chicken for you."
Xiaowen replied with a smile: "It's okay. I have lived in the mountains since I was a child. It is easy to catch a few hares, deer and other things."
Seeing Xiao Wen disappear from sight, Mo Feifan finally turned around and found a place to sit down.
"Come on, Brother Fan, here it is for you." Li Dafeng tore off a chicken leg and handed it to Mo Feifan. Mo Feifan smiled, but did not answer: "I am really weird as a belly brother. I was so hungry just now, and now
But I’m not hungry anymore, you can eat first.”
Li Dafeng blinked his eyes, how could he believe what he said, and couldn't help but put the chicken drumstick into his hand: "No, you have to eat it if you don't want to. You also said just now, we are brothers, we share joys and difficulties.
Be a brother."
If there is a big brother who can give food to others when he is hungry, then he must be a charming big brother.
If there is a fat man who can share food with others when he is hungry, then he must be a loyal fat man.
Mo Feifan narrowed his eyes, revealing two deep dimples. He no longer refused, tore off a piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth. The two of them chatted like this, as if the troubles of the mass grave were forgotten.
It only took less than a quarter of an hour for Hou Xiaobai and Xiaowen to return. The former was carrying two pheasants in his hand, and the latter was carrying a three-meter-long snake.
"Cauliflower snake?! Haha, good stuff." When Li Dafeng saw the snake, he was like a pervert seeing a woman with a big ass, and his saliva almost flowed to his crotch.
Xiao Wen pinched the snake's head and felt a little embarrassed: "I haven't hunted for a long time, so I just caught this one. Brother Wu Hou is very good. His two pheasants should weigh seven or eight kilograms, which is enough for everyone to eat."
Already."
Hou Xiaobai waved his hand and said modestly: "Hunting depends on luck. I just have better luck." After saying this, he took out the dagger in his arms and was about to disembowel the pheasant.
Li Dafeng and Hou Xiaobai have known each other for many years, and they often make innocuous jokes between each other. Li Dafeng said disapprovingly: "White monkey, what do you have to be proud of? Isn't it just catching a chicken? If I were like you, I would take off all my clothes."
If you walk around in the bushes, I'm guaranteed to catch ten times more pheasants than you. Mr. Feng, I'm quite confident in my charm."
After hearing this, Mo Feifan and Xiao Wen both grinned.
Hou Xiaobai's face flushed red, and he held it in for a long time before he uttered these words: "Get out of here *your* grandma*."
Seeing Hou Xiaobai's expression as if he wanted to eat someone, Li Dafeng was as happy as a child who had stolen honey. He raised his voice and said, "Well, I know that grandma also knows about this."
Hou Xiaobai knew that the more he argued with this boy, the more he would argue with him, so he simply didn't bother to pay attention to him.
In order to break the tense atmosphere, Mo Feifan removed the bamboo pole that penetrated the belly of the chicken: "Brother Hou and Brother Wen, let's eat something first. We can get some pheasants or something later."