"Gee, Brother Yan, the joke you told is really funny, but it's a bit vulgar."
Looking at Yu Xiaoxiao who was smiling so wildly, a faint smile appeared on the corner of Yan Li's mouth, but his eyes inadvertently swept over the plump pair.
It is said that in Tianhuang Continent, there are few entertainment projects, so that people here have a low sense of humor. Just tell a joke and you can make them laugh.
In order to amuse the beauty, Yan Li told three short jokes in a row. After telling the fourth joke, Yu Xiaoxiao was extremely happy.
The fourth joke is as follows:
By the way, one time I went to a Shanxia restaurant with some of my close friends. When we were served a dish, a junior fellow pointed to the chicken butt on the plate and said, the most delicious part of a chicken is the chicken butt.
So, everyone started fighting for the chicken butt.
But after scrambling for it, everyone suddenly discovered that the chicken butt was missing.
So someone asked curiously, where did the chicken butt go?
At this moment, one of the senior brothers proudly pointed to his mouth and said, "The chicken butt is here, the chicken butt is here." When everyone looked at it, wasn't the chicken butt in the mouth of that senior brother?
After laughing, Yu Xiaoxiao stared at him affectionately with a pair of watery phoenix eyes, "Brother Yan, it would be great if you could tell me jokes every day."
Yan Li waved his hand and said cheerfully, "As long as Xiaoxiao you want to hear it, I will tell you every day!" Then, he changed the topic and showed a smirk on his face, "But Brother Yan can't talk in vain, Xiaoxiao, you have to give it."
Let me give you a reward."
"What reward does Brother Yan want?" Yu Xiaoxiao asked, not knowing what Yan Li said.
"Bata!"
Yan Li pursed her lips, and immediately saw Yu Xiaoxiao's face turn red, and she lowered her head shyly. When he saw her, he smiled, stretched out his hand to lift her pointed chin, and began to move her mouth towards her.
Knowing that Brother Yan was going to kiss her, Yu Xiaoxiao could not help but close her eyes nervously, but there was an unspeakable expectation in her heart.
However, after waiting for a long time, Brother Yan did not kiss him. So, when he opened his eyes, he found that Yan Li had a solemn expression and his ears were listening.
‘Yanda…!”
"Shhhhh!"
Yan Li stretched out his finger and pressed it between Yu Xiaoxiao's lips, but he didn't expect that the other person's cheeks would turn red.
With a slight frown on his brow, Yan Li's super-strong senses let him know that six secret realm masters had surrounded the inn.
"Xiaoxiao, go to Tian Hunyuan Space." Yan Li lowered his voice and said.
"Yes!" She nodded obediently, but there was a deep worry in her eyes.
"Don't worry! It's okay!"
Putting Yu Xiaoxiao into the Hunyuan space, Yan Li took full control of his mind. He didn't know if these six masters of the secret realm were targeting him, but he was careful and there was nothing wrong.
Two are at the second level of the Secret Realm, two are at the third level of the Secret Realm, one is at the fourth level of the Secret Realm, and one, which cannot be sensed, should be beyond the sixth level of the Secret Realm, and is most likely a master at the seventh or eighth level of the Secret Realm.
Yan Li could ignore the secret realm warriors at the second, third and fourth levels, but he had to be more careful about those who could not sense their true cultivation.
Moved!
There were three or five piercing sounds in his ears, and they were located in the room where he was.
"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!"
From five directions, five figures broke through the wall with violence and rushed towards him at the same time. At the same time, five extremely powerful attacks also followed.
A sword, a sword, two spears, and a giant stick.
The five masters of the secret realm attacked at the same time. The explosive momentum caused the guests in the inn to tremble, and the strong wind from the attack almost toppled the entire inn.
"Thief! Let's catch him without mercy!"
Chong Heihu roared loudly, and the giant stick in his hand turned into a beam of black light and shadow full of explosive atmosphere, piercing the void and reaching Yan Li's head in an instant.
Shadow Thorn!!!
The edgeless sword was unsheathed in an instant, and clusters of bright and beautiful bloody sword energy exploded in all directions like a goddess scattering flowers.
Boom boom boom!!!
The sound of Qi Jin explosions continued, but Yan Li did not intend to engage in a protracted battle with them, because there was a master next to him who did not show up.
"Crack!"
A big hole appeared in the floor under his feet, and Yan Li fell into the hole.
"No! He escaped! Chase him!"
Blocking the sword energy, Chong Heihu looked at the hole in the floor, couldn't help but get furious, shouted loudly, and shot towards the hole.
Empty stab!!!
The moment his body just entered the hole, a strange sword light flashed away, and then, his chest felt cold, and a sharp sword pierced his body.
"Gurgling!"
The edgeless sword shone with a strange bloody light, and then Chong Heihu's body quickly dehydrated, turning into a skinny corpse with just one breath.
Four more to go!
Yan Li glanced at Chong Heihu's body indifferently, then swayed and flew towards the window.
There were experts waiting for the opportunity, so he had to be careful.
"General Chong!"
The other four people fell into the room below and saw Chong Heihu's emaciated body, and couldn't help but scream in horror.
"Whoosh! Whoosh!"
He was like lightning, flying quickly through the intricate alleys of the city.
"Thief! Where to run away!"
Explosive shouts exploded in the sky, and then, a bright sword light flew towards them.
Before the light of the sword arrived, Yan Li felt a chill all over his body!
"At least a strong man at the eighth level of the secret realm!"
Making a quick decision, he slammed into the wall and broke into a private house.
"boom!"
The sword light turned and struck hard at the house he broke into.
Suddenly, as if the sky was shattering and the earth was shattering, the entire house was chopped into a pile of rubble with a single knife.
"Whoosh!"
A figure descended from the sky and swept over the ruins with a puzzled expression. "What's going on? That kid is missing?"
“Swish swish swish!”
Four figures shot towards him, one of them was still holding the body of Chong Heihu. "Elder Pang, is the traitor dead? General Chong was killed by him!"
Fat Tianhei looked at Chong Heihu's corpse indifferently, and slapped the ruins several times in succession. It was like a strong wind passing by, rolling up the sand and stone roof beams, but Yan Li's body was not seen.
For a moment, Pang Tianhe's expression became extremely ugly. Under his eyes, he actually let the murderer escape and killed one person. This was like a slap in the face.
Faintly, he also felt that this thief looked somewhat familiar.
"Elder Pang, what should we do next?" asked a deputy general.
"I have to find that thief even if I rise three feet high. I still don't believe that he can turn into a mouse and run away!" Pang Tianhe snorted coldly.
The four masters of the secret realm took a look at each other, picked up their weapons, and dug into the ruins. However, after digging three feet into the ground, there was still no trace of Yan Li.
In the Hunyuan space!
Yan Li looked at the secret realm master digging outside, with a disdainful smile on his lips, "Just dig, don't say three feet, even three hundred feet, three thousand feet, don't even think of finding me!"
"Brother Yan, it's me who has caused trouble for you!" Yu Xiaoxiao walked up to him and said timidly. When she saw Pang Tianhe's figure through the water mirror, she knew that things were going to be big this time.
"Silly girl! Don't talk nonsense. Brother Yan doesn't blame you!" He put his arms around Yu Xiaoxiao's waist, and a look of confidence flashed on his face. "If I weren't worried about the ordinary residents in the city, I would fight him.
A fight!"
The destructive power of secret realm masters is very powerful. If you fight in a small town, at least hundreds of people will die. Therefore, the best way is to hide in the Hunyuan space to avoid hurting innocent people!
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