I saw that Song Osmanthus not only did not get up after urinating, but took out a big eggplant from under the toilet sink cover. Yes, it was a big eggplant, pink and purple. That boss really didn't
Small, there is also a small eggplant hook sticking out of the eggplant handle.
"This eggplant is really long!" Wang Jing was amazed in his heart. He had never seen this thing before. He had seen a similar one at Widow Zhang's house, but the one at Widow Zhang's house was in the shape of a cucumber.
Only then did he understand why women like vegetables.
In Wang Jing's unbelievable eyes, Song Osmanthus sat slumped on the edge of the toilet, and with a skillful look on her face, she slowly probed the eggplant into the gap and inserted it slowly.
"Hmm~" As the eggplant slowly stretched in, the woman closed her eyes and moaned on the toilet, while yelling and cursing: "You two-handed eunuch, I'm really unlucky to marry you.
Well, you can just raise a mistress, but I am also a human being, and I need it too. You are the one who is going to be stabbed a thousand times. Ever since the first two of you accompanied Mayor Na, you stinky little brat, you actually refused to touch me.
I’ll take a moment.”
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that woman may have felt so good. After a while of screaming, a few crystal tears overflowed from the corners of her eyes and said, "You give me a mistress. Believe it or not, I'll find a mistress too."
You have to be a cuckold until you reach your heels!!!”
"Then... um, Aunt Guihua, why did you put the eggplant in the toilet? It would stink and be unpalatable!!!" Wang Jing listened to that voice, not only did his body gushing blood, but he probably also
Even the hard big bird must have been filled with boiling blood. Finally, he couldn't help it. He looked dumb, swallowed, murmured, and poked out a piece of his head.
This sudden thrust shocked Song Osmanthus, who was enjoying it. The woman bounced off the toilet and fell to the ground with a scream of "ah". With a strong hand, only half of the eggplant was pinched in her.
In hand.
Song Guihua's face was now flushed, and her face was so rosy that blood was dripping from her face. The corners of her face were twitching while she looked around, looking for the source of the sound.
"You scared me to death, you old idiot, you stupid boy from the Wang family? What are you doing in your aunt's house?" Wang Jingzheng looked at Wang Jingzheng with a silly smile when he poked his head out of the bathroom.
After holding the severed eggplant in her hand, the woman's face felt burning, but she thought she was an inexperienced fool anyway, so Song Osmanthus suddenly felt relieved as if she had stolen something fishy.
few.
If this matter is publicized, then I will not be looked at strangely by the whole village when I am in the alley at the end of the village. But when I think about it, when did this fool come in?
So he ignored the chopped eggplant that was still inside, and bent over to ask Wang Jing, who was still crouching and still giggling: "Dog, when Auntie asks you, you must be a good boy and answer Auntie honestly.
!!”
"Well, Auntie, you ask! Dogs are obedient!" Wang Jing was amused in his heart, but he still pretended to be a fool and added with a smile.
"When did you enter the bathroom at Auntie's house? Did you hear anything?" Song Osmanthus asked with her voice raised and a worried look on her face.
"Well, I just saw a evading tiger. I chased it and chased it until it came to this beautiful house!" Wang Jing laughed in his heart and thought, yeah yeah, little slutty bitch,
Do you have this day too? Don’t you look down on my old Wang family very much? Today, I, Xiao Wang, are going to fuck your little slut!
As he thought about it, he replied: "Well, I didn't listen to anything. I just heard that Uncle Man Erniu said that he wanted you to sleep with Mayor Huang, who is an official in the town, to sleep overnight, so that Uncle Man Erniu can
I participated in the nomination of Hezi township cadres!! Also, my aunt said herself, I slept with Mayor Nasha Ma for one night last time, and I didn’t suffer any loss, because Mayor Nasha Ma was young and handsome~~ Really, that’s it
Now, it’s nothing, I swear to the Clay Bodhisattva in the sky!”
Song Guihua was on the side, looking very pale as she listened. She didn't hear what the Y said. She heard everything that should be heard and shouldn't be heard. She even heard the whole process of her becoming a captain.
Live version!!!
"That bitch, my aunt gave you money to buy candies. Don't talk about this to the outside world, okay?" Song Guihua was worried. She was a fool. She felt happy now and everywhere.
If you go to the village head and the town head yells, you will not be able to guarantee your life, let alone your ability to be a human being in the future.
If this matter gets serious, if the self-interests of the town cadres are involved, Erniu's reputation will surely fall this year!
When Wang Jing heard this, of course he knew how powerful it was. He really looked down upon the three hundred yuan, at least for now!!
"Hey, aunt, you think I'm a fool!!" Wang Jing told the truth directly, causing Song Guihua's face to change several times after hearing what he said.