In the lush mountain forest, a wedding team stopped by the roadside.
In the red sedan, the bride looked extremely frightened. Her face was pale, her lips were blue, her eyelids were motionless, and even her pupils were dilated, as if she was...dead.
Outside the big red sedan, lying on the ground were dead people who had taken off their coats, and a group of living people who were changing clothes.
"Didn't I tell you to be careful and don't let your clothes get stained with blood? Why don't you wear it when you go back to the city?" Liu Laoer shook his coat that was dripping with blood.
Qiao Dongzi, who had already changed his clothes, glanced at it and said, "It's all damn red, you can't tell. I really don't like you wearing a red belt, just fool me. The bride, on the other hand, was so frightened just now that she screamed, but now she doesn't."
If there is any movement, don’t be frightened to death.”
"What should I do if I'm really scared to death?"
"Hey~ Then let your mother-in-law pretend."
"Go away, why don't you let your wife Qiao pretend to be?"
"That's not my mother-in-law."
"Fuck! I think you want to die."
Liu Laoer walked to the sedan and opened the sedan curtain embroidered with the red word "happy"...
I saw the bride wearing a red hijab, sitting upright, holding a wedding handkerchief in her hand.
"How's it going?" Qiao Dongzi asked.
"What's the matter?" Liu Laoer put down the sedan curtain and called to the brothers, "Don't miss the good time, the boss is still waiting for us in the city."
A group of men were laughing and talking dirty words, among which the four "bearers" who were carrying the sedan bumped the bride in the sedan from time to time.
Hearing the cooing inside, a group of men began to laugh. Then they walked steadily for a while, almost boring, and then bumped again, repeating the cycle, never getting tired of it.
After being tortured by a bumpy ride and almost vomiting, Mu Run finally smoothed over this body and all his memories.
During the company holiday, she refused the blind date afternoon tea introduced by her colleagues and hurried back to her hometown in Wuyi Mountain to help her family pick green tea. As the saying goes, tea is as precious as gold. One day early is a treasure, one day late is grass, which means it is the tea season.
, very important. After the picking time, it is just grass. Just when she picked a basket full of 'gold leaves' and was about to go home, she suddenly felt a cramp in her heart, then her eyes turned black, and she fainted on the ground.
, and you will be here when you wake up.
As for Xin Lian, the mother of this body, she was an orphan from a mountain village. She was married to Cao Cao's family, a landlord in a neighboring county, at the discretion of her uncle, and became the daughter-in-law of Cao Cao's son.
When the neighbors in the same village heard that Xin Lian was marrying into the Cao family, they looked at her with pity. Seeing that she was in the dark and didn't know anything, they told her the truth.
It turned out that Mr. Cao had married four wives before, and none of them survived beyond the full moon. They all died suddenly and miserably. The villagers advised her to run away, maybe there would be a way to survive.
Xin Lian was naturally timid and timid, hesitant and had no backbone. After a few days of delay, the wedding team arrived.
Xin Lian was greeted by her uncle's family and climbed into the sedan chair cautiously.
The wedding team left the village and entered the forest all the way.
I don't know if Master Cao is too powerful at controlling his wife, but Xin Lian encountered bandits before she even got through.
The bandits didn't say anything, just like chopping vegetables and melons, they killed everyone. Xin Lian was frightened to death because she witnessed the massacre.
Murun looked down at the Xipa in her hand, what should she do now?
Escape? Where to escape? This is an unfamiliar place. In Xin Lian’s memory, growing up, this was the farthest place away from the village!
She really wants to go back to her own body, but who can tell her how.
We can only take one step at a time.
Suddenly, I felt a pain in my stomach.
Mu Run, who was confused and irritable, kicked the sedan with his foot and shouted to the bandits outside: "Damn bastard bandits! Stop the sedan! It's convenient for me!"
The 'carriage bearers' carrying the sedan outside stopped and looked at each other.
"What is she calling?" Liu Laoer asked.
One of the 'carriage bearers' replied verbatim: "She said - damn bastard bandits, please stop the sedan for my convenience."
Qiao Dongzi, "What?"
The 'palanquin bearer' bandit repeated it again.
"..." Qiao Dongzi felt like he had been scolded three times!
Then he smiled again and said, "Hey, that's interesting. I saw those dead people just now and they were so scared that they screamed and screamed. Now they dare to scold us."
Bandit ‘Pancar Bearer’: “Isn’t this bride spoiled by us?”
At this time, Mu Run opened the sedan curtain and walked out with a red hijab on his head.
Liu Laoer looked ruthless and threatened Mu Run: "Cooperate with us and don't play any tricks, otherwise you will end up like those people."
"Don't worry, I cherish my life." Mu Run pulled off the red hijab on her head, revealing a small and thin face with dark yellow skin, but her eyes were very dark and bright, like twinkling lights under the night.
Starlight reveals a touch of mystery that cannot be seen through.
The bandits saw that the bride's face and figure were like a shriveled, unripe green fruit, with no trace of femininity at all.
Some bandits who had blasphemous thoughts about it suddenly stopped thinking.
Mu Run was very confident about her face and figure. As long as he was not a greedy sex act or a scumbag, no man would have evil intentions towards a skinny and yellow pickle like her.
So after taking care of my physiological needs, I boldly returned to the sedan chair.
Qiao Dongzi smacked the tip of his tongue and said to Liu Laoer: "Although this bride is not in good shape, her eyes are really interesting."
Liu Laoer raised his leg and kicked it, "You can figure out the meaning of a half-year-old child, pervert!"
Qiao Dongzi: "Hey! In terms of perversion, the boss is number one and your kid is number two. Compared with you, I am just pure and good."
The 'palanquin bearer' bandit echoed, "I, I am a purebred."
Liu Laoer: "... purebred bandit! Damn, you feel comfortable now, don't you? You want to have a taste of my Liu family's iron fist."
The ‘carriage’ bandit said, “Second Master, spare your life!”
Qiao Dongzi said, "Let's go, let's go, don't keep the boss waiting."
Mu Run listened to the nonsense of this group of bandits and understood that they had a leader, and that this leader was now in the county, waiting to join them.
Bandits, apart from burning, killing and looting, what other good things can they do to commit evil? In addition to where the wedding team is going, it is not difficult to guess that they are most likely going to rob the Cao family.
When the time comes, she will fish in troubled waters and take advantage of the opportunity to run away. After all, she will do what Xin Lian failed to do, and she must do it.
After making up her mind, Mu Run sat firmly on the sedan chair and waited for the opportunity.
Since they had seen the bride's beauty, the bandits no longer thought of teasing her, so they walked quickly and soon arrived at the gate of Gu County.
Liu Laoer shouted to the bandits, "Let's all practice. We are about to enter the city. We must let the boss hear us."
Immediately, trumpets, suonas, big gongs, small gongs, bamboo boards, flutes... the sound of blowing and beating was loud and loud.
Mu Run, who was sitting in the sedan, opened her mouth wide and covered her ears, her eyes were stunned.
This, what kind of weird bandit is this! The chaotic music actually synthesizes the tune!
It's just... it's so taxing on the ears! Mu Run, who originally wanted to observe the environment, only focused on protecting his eardrums for a while.
? ?ps: Both body and mind are cleansed! It’s so sweet that it’s indescribable. Collect and praise it~~