A shabby carriage was driving on Chang'an Street at the east gate of the palace. The driver was an old man, dressed in linen clothes, wearing a straw hat, and holding a piece of grass in his mouth. Every time the carriage came to a city gate, the old man pulled something from his arms.
He took out something from the carriage and was released as soon as it was lit. At this time, a girl's voice came from the carriage: "I said when can we arrive? You said you would take me to drink the most delicious mutton soup in the world. We are here."
I've been walking all night, but I haven't seen you tell me where to eat. You don't want to sell me for food, do you? I can't find anything to eat, so I go home. It's really bad outside.
It’s funny, my little Baibai has lost weight.”
After I finished speaking, I saw a pet that looked like a small tiger running out of the carriage. It was pure white and about the same size as a cat. If I didn’t look carefully, I would have thought it was a cat, but this white cat had a head on its head.
The golden-yellow cat with the character "王", named Xiao Baibai, had a ferocious face. He kicked off his legs and bit the old man's ass. The old man jumped up with a cry, slapped him hard with his hand and bit him.
Xiao Baibai scolded: "You little beast knows how powerful a dog is. Xiao Nizi, call your monster back quickly. If you don't call, I will catch it, pluck it out and eat it."
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Baibai's face became even more ferocious, and he grinned and whined. He was about to open his mouth to bite the old man again, only to hear the girl inside whistle, and the little monster who was so arrogant just now immediately became as if he was wilted.
Whining and shaking his head, the old man got into the carriage. At this time, the old man rubbed his butt that was bitten by the little monster, then sat down and continued to drive, secretly cursing in his heart that one day he would roast this little beast alive.
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In the Yangqing Hall of the Imperial Palace, the emperor was looking at a painting. Young men in Tsing Yi stood beside him. The emperor asked: "Is everyone here?"
The young man replied: "Except Bai Xuantang, everyone else is here."
The emperor smiled and said, "Oh, that shouldn't be the case. Didn't Luo'er take that girl Phoenix out of the palace?"
"Yes, but he didn't show up."
"It's okay if he didn't show up, I'm afraid Luo'er won't be able to control him."
"I just reported that the prince had a quarrel with the four generals outside the city."
"As expected, it would be strange if there wasn't a tense situation. Luo'er has been so domineering and domineering in the palace all day long. When he meets someone who is more arrogant than him, it would be wrong if there was a tense situation." The emperor looked at the paintings on the table casually,
I don't know if he is looking at paintings or chess.
The young man said a little puzzled: "You are not afraid that they will fall out. These people all crawled out from the dead. Look at the way they refuse to accept anyone. The prince may not be able to control them."
The emperor smiled and said: "Whether they can tolerate Luo'er is their business. Whether Luo'er can be tolerated by them is Luo'er's ability. If you have the ability to stand up, you must be able to bear all the consequences.
, we have to meet sooner or later, it’s better to be earlier than later, go ahead, I’ll be waiting for someone later.”
The young man turned around and walked out. The emperor said from behind, 'No matter what happens this time, you can't take action.'
The young man paused for a moment and continued walking out. When he came to the city gate, he met the old man driving the carriage who was just about to enter the city. The young man bent down and saluted, and then left the city.
The old man muttered, "You have some manners," and then entered the real palace. The old immortal sighed: "This is the second time I have come here in my life, but in all conscience, I dislike this place the most. Yin
The sun is rising, a bunch of stinky old women are following a man, do you think this place can be better? It's nothing but fornication."
The girl in the carriage said a little unhappy: "Then you still have to come to this wretched place, but I want to go and see the Great Dragon Hall later. I want to see if the place where the emperor went to court is the same as the one where the emperor went to court."
Ours is almost the same.'
The old man said: "What difference does it make? It's just a bunch of poor scholars trying to flatter an old man. This kind of place is too smelly and there are too many flatteries. I advise you not to go there. What if it affects your physical and mental health?"
Come on, besides, you think about beauty and beauty all day long, you should go to the harem more often, maybe those women really have some magic weapon to keep their appearance forever."
The girl said: "I don't want it. I'm still so young. How old do they have to be to think about beauty. I'm naturally beautiful and don't need their old women's cosmetics. By the way, you can come in later."
When you see that old man, ask him if there is any magical potion that can make a woman look younger. If so, bring some back. I will definitely bring you some more jars of old wine from Tianshan when I get back, so you can drink enough.'
The old man smiled and said: "We have made an agreement. We can't cheat. I will not come back empty-handed from this trip."
While they were talking, the two of them had already entered the last door of the palace. Someone was waiting inside. The old man said to go in together. The girl in the car said: "I won't go. What are the two old immortals to see? You can talk about yourselves."
, I agreed to hurry up first, I’m already starving, and so is Little Baibai, and he’s going to go crazy in a while, but I won’t care.”
The old man smiled and said: "You kid, you are not even willing to meet the Emperor of Heaven. You are a lazy donkey who knows how to beautify and beautify in one day. Sooner or later, your face will be ruined. Paying too much attention to appearance is not a good thing.
It depends on a person's heart. Do you know that inner beauty is the real beauty? With your appearance association, with your aesthetics, you probably won't be able to find a man you like in your whole life. Who can look so perfect?"
The girl said immaturely: "You don't need to worry about it. Isn't it good to live alone without me? Fortune tellers have said that everyone is destined to have a partner waiting for him when he is born, so I believe in me."
The other half just hasn’t appeared yet, and he will definitely appear one day when I want to get married.”
"You've been brainwashed, you've been brainwashed. You have been brainwashed by that fortune teller. But don't worry. How old are you now? It's still early. Stay with me for a few more years before we talk. I'll go to the palace first." The old man said helplessly.
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"Go quickly, go quickly, I'm so long-winded." The girl said impatiently.
The old man got off the carriage and walked forward with the guards waiting for him. At this time, he turned around and shouted: "I say Nizi, you must not let your little beast out, in case you accidentally get caught in the palace."
The Ouchi master roasted it and ate it, but I couldn’t eat it.”
At this time, he only heard a roar from inside the carriage. The old man quickly turned around and ran away, for fear of being chased and bitten by the little beast again. The old man was not mainly afraid that the masters here would dare to eat the little beast, but that he was afraid that the little beast would actually come out.
Making trouble, no matter how small it is, can become several times bigger if you really start to get angry. The old man has suffered losses many times. He can't go to heaven. In the end, he was kicked out of the palace. That would be an embarrassment.
The old man stood at the door of Yangqing Hall and looked at the door. The first time he came was when he ascended the throne and became the emperor. It has been so many years since he came here this time. He thought he would never come again after so many years, but he didn't expect that he would not die again.