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Chapter 203 This is the Spring Festival Gala

on the TV screen.

Information about the skit appears.

Sketch screenwriter: Xu Zhou.

Sketch director: Xu Zhou.

Performers: Link, Ma Li, Sun Hai.

Lin Kebing is not a well-known sketch actor.

Among the more than 1,000 spectators, it is estimated that 990 people did not know him.

On the Douyin platform launched by the Spring Festival Gala program team before, there were not many scenes of Link's appearance.

So the audience doesn’t know much about Link as an actor.

But this time, as soon as Link appeared on the stage, the audience couldn't help laughing.

Because the way Link appears can indeed be described as funny.

He was wearing a green military coat, his hair was messy, his face was painted with injury makeup, and he was holding a bicycle in his hand. The key was that the front wheel of this bicycle was not yet there.

This picture looks particularly funny.

Just one look can make people laugh.

"This actor looks quite funny, he has a comic face."

"I heard that this person was personally recruited by Xu Zhou from a small county."

"The person Xu Zhou dug up personally must have two brushes."

"Have you noticed? The screenwriter of this show is Xu Zhou!"

"What's all the fuss about? Isn't it normal for Xu Zhou to write sketches? Don't forget that Xu Zhou wrote the funny love drama "Love Apartment", as well as the hilarious web dramas "Dose Man" and "Waste Brother"

!They are all from Xu Zhou, Xu Zhou’s funny ability is still very strong!”

"I didn't know if I didn't tell you, but I was shocked when I told him that Xu Zhou had created so many comedy works."

"It can be said that no one in Daxia can compare with Xu Zhou in terms of funny ability. It's just that Xu Zhou's achievements in music are so dazzling that everyone has ignored some of his comedy works!"

"Produced by Xu Zhou, it must be a high-quality product!"

Link carried the bicycle that was missing a wheel and walked a few steps on the stage. Then he parked the bicycle and faced the audience with a twisted face and said: "You said that I have the biggest

My shortcoming is that I’m too nosy!”

"No, just now on the road, I saw a car with its trunk open, so I chased after it on my bicycle! Let me tell you if you want to think about it."

"But they suddenly stopped and I got into their trunk."

Hearing Link's self-confidence, bursts of laughter erupted from the scene.

At least judging from the opening lines, everyone felt that this skit was pretty good.

Link's next words made the scene laugh even louder!

"As soon as I got up, a kind-hearted policeman came over and patted me on the shoulder and said, you are fully responsible!"

This was a burden, and Link successfully shook it off.

After hearing that Link took full responsibility, everyone's laughter was obviously louder than before!

Especially Link's helpless and tired tone, he performed the lines very well.

For sketches, the tone of the actors' lines when performing is very important.

The right tone can increase the comedy effect.

The opening piece was a good one, at least it made all the audience laugh.

Whether a sketch is popular or not, whether the audience likes it or not, there are not many criteria for judging it. There is only one criterion, it depends on whether the audience laughs or not!

The first program of the Spring Festival Gala is very important. It is the first one to start and shock the audience.

But the second program of the Spring Festival Gala is equally important!

If the second program is not exciting, it may consume all the goodwill created by the first program for the audience.

Viewers who are not patient enough may even change the channel directly or turn off their mobile phones!

but.

If the second program is equally exciting, it will capture the audience's attention again and increase the audience's stickiness.

Everyone will continue to watch with a sense of anticipation and are full of expectations for the next performance.

Even if the third program is slightly inferior to the first two programs, people will not change the channel again, but continue to watch the fourth or fifth one.

It's true that Link is a young actor, but he has a big heart.

Coming from a small county town to the much-anticipated Spring Festival Gala stage, he said in his heart that he was not nervous at all. That was impossible, but he was not panicked at all!

He performs freely on the stage, as if he is a regular guest on the Spring Festival Gala stage!

Port City.

Li Guoping's family all laughed when they saw this.

Li Guoping's son Li Gang wanted to laugh, but he couldn't show it and could only endure it.

Fortunately, the first part of this sketch was not the funniest, so Li Gang held it back.

At this time, the old lady played by Zhou Mengyue appeared.

Link held the bicycle in front.

With Zhou Mengyue behind her, she stumbled and fell on the stage, still moaning in pain.

What should the nosy Hao Jian do if he encounters this situation?

He didn't want to meddle any more and just turned around and left.

So Link raised his head arrogantly and said, "Oh, I didn't see anything!"

Yes, Link showed a arrogant little expression on stage.

This arrogant little expression makes everyone feel that Link is a bit bit cute!

The expression of this actor is really amazing!

I saw Link trying to leave with his bicycle.

Zhou Mengyue was behind him, lying on the stage and ouched several times.

Link slapped his thigh in annoyance: "What a sin! Auntie, you win!"

The lines of the sketch in the original time and space were not like this. Xu Zhou made a small change and added a line.

When the movie "Charlotte Trouble" is filmed, we can also do some linkage.

After all, the scene where Charlotte pats her thigh and screams for sin is considered a classic.

Link went over to help Zhou Mengyue up.

As a result, Zhou Mengyue misunderstood that it was Link who knocked her to the ground.

Regarding whether to support or not, the two had a series of hilarious conversations.

There was frequent baggage between the two, and laughter could be heard from time to time in the audience.

Just as the two of them kept fighting.

Passers-by passed by.

Passersby came on bicycles.

Link quickly called "big brother", as if he wanted to see a savior.

Passers-by were also very enthusiastic. They stopped and asked Link: "What's wrong, young man?"

Link pointed at Zhou Mengyue on the ground and said, "Isn't there an old lady here?"

A passerby asked: "Did you hit this person?"

Link patted his thigh and said, "No, I just want to help her up."

A passerby quickly tried to dissuade him: "If your family doesn't have hundreds of millions of dollars, don't do such stupid things. If you encounter this kind of thing, just run away!"

Link blinked and asked curiously: "Why?"

The passerby smiled bitterly and said: "Why? I helped three old ladies before. I used to drive a Mercedes, but now I can only ride a bicycle!"

After saying that, the passerby got on his bicycle and left quickly.

Link was dumbfounded.

Seeing this segment of the performance, the audience burst into laughter again.

This is another baggage of success that has been shaken out.

It successfully touched the audience's point of laughter and made everyone laugh.

This time Li Gang couldn't hold back and laughed directly.

But after he finished laughing, he covered his mouth and coughed twice.

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he focused on the sketch again.

I took a sip of water to cover up my embarrassment.

He didn't expect that this sketch would have so much baggage, and it was all new jokes, not even an old joke that was rotten on the Internet.

Next, the police officer appears.

Link also lay on the ground and "stole" Zhou Mengyue's lines.

In the end, the truth is revealed, misunderstandings are resolved, and the skit ends.

When several sketch actors came out, thunderous applause erupted from the audience.

In Suguo's Spring Festival Gala live broadcast room, there were so many barrages that it was almost impossible to see the phone screen clearly.

"It was so funny, I was laughing almost the whole time."

"This is a skit! What I watched before was not a skit, but an embarrassing skit. The skit was supposed to make the audience laugh. Why are you so emotional and painful on stage? It's embarrassing for me to watch! Let's learn from Xu Zhou

study!"

"This sketch is really good, both funny and connotative. It's a rare masterpiece!"

"Xu Zhou once again proved with facts that he is serious about writing novels and making music. He is also serious when it comes to writing novels and making music."

"One word, strong! Xu Zhouqiang, the sketch is strong, and the actor's performance is strong! It is really the best sketch I have seen in recent years."

"This sketch is not only funny, but also satirical, satirizing some of the troubled people in this society!"

"Indeed, many people now dare not do good deeds. They turn on their mobile phones to record before doing good deeds. It's so true!"

"That passerby on a bicycle really made me laugh. He helped the old man and ended up becoming penniless."

"Who says this is not true? Some people are blackmailed for doing good things, and end up losing a lot of money."

"Some time ago, I saw on Douyin that three students did a good deed and helped up an old lady who fell down, but they were blackmailed. Fortunately, there was surveillance, otherwise these elementary school students would have been psychologically affected."

"The first sketch was so funny, wouldn't the next sketch be even funnier?"

"The two programs at the beginning of this year's Spring Festival Gala are both very exciting. If I could rate it now, I would give this year's Spring Festival Gala ten points!"

"It's still early, there are nearly forty programs, and only two have appeared. The quality of this year's Spring Festival Gala depends on the level of subsequent programs!"

Although some viewers are more cautious about the Spring Festival Gala.

But not long after the Spring Festival Gala started, Zhong Yuhe's "Gong Xi Fa Cai" and the sketch "To Help or Not to Help" quickly became hot searches. Whether it was in Douyin or in scarves, the popularity was very high!

There is almost unanimous praise on the Internet!

This year’s Spring Festival Gala, okay!

The two hosts came on stage, had a short interaction, and announced the curtain.

"The next program is a special program."

"This show is special because these beautiful dancers live in a silent world."

"Although the world is silent, it is beautiful and interconnected. Next, we invite actors from the Daxia Disabled People's Art Troupe to give us a dance performance - "Avalokitesvara with Thousand Hands"!"

There was applause, but it wasn't particularly enthusiastic.

In the eyes of many people, dance performed by disabled people should not be particularly exciting.

Therefore, quite a few people are not particularly optimistic about this program.

But when the lights on the stage changed, more than twenty people wearing uniform golden dance costumes stood on the stage.

Everyone was really shocked!

Because this is an ultimate visual enjoyment.

More than 20 dancers, almost the same figure and height, standing in a row, almost one person.

Then everyone uses the changes in the movements of the arms and palms to show the so-called "Thousand-Hand Avalokitesvara"!

beautiful!

The dancer standing at the front is smiling, giving people a sense of purity.

She pinched her fingers and remained still.

The dancers behind him moved in unison, and their arms seemed to really come from one person!

The movements are sometimes fast and sometimes slow, sometimes slow and sometimes urgent.

The audience held their breath and watched the performance on the stage seriously.

Everyone felt that as long as they made any noise, they would be disrespecting the actors on the stage.

Even though they couldn't hear anything.

But the place was surprisingly quiet!

Even the barrage on the Suguo video seems to have become less frequent.

Everyone finally understands what dance is!

This is called dance!

When the dance ended and the actors left the stage, the audience felt as if they had just woken up from a dream.

Everyone started to applaud.

initial.

Applause was sparse.

But gradually, the applause became more and more enthusiastic.

to the end.

Thousands of spectators at the scene all stood up and applauded these girls who could not hear!

Although they can't hear the sound.

But it deserves the applause!

"Brothers, I'm in tears. Just watching this dance actually made me cry. Who can I ask to reason with you?"

"It turns out that art is really interconnected. I got goosebumps just now!"

"This show is so shocking. I bet this dance will definitely become a hit!"

"Xu Zhou is not bragging. It turns out that dancing can really be so beautiful, so beautiful!"

"This dance seems to have been rehearsed by Xu Zhou! Who can tell me when Xu Zhou lit up his dance skills again?"

"The Spring Festival Gala has been around for a while, but over the years, no dance can match the level of "Thousand-Hand Guanyin"! I would like to call "Thousand-Hand Guanyin" the best among all dance programs in the Spring Festival Gala!"

"Before, I felt that among all the programs, dance programs were the most boring and uninteresting. But today, I want to take it back. It turns out that dance can also be very exciting! "Thousand-Hand Guanyin" has brought us a visual

It’s a physical enjoyment and a spiritual touch.”

"Whether you are touched or not, I am touched anyway!"

"In fact, the moment they stand on the stage, they are no longer ordinary people, they are all strong people in life!"

"Three consecutive programs, including songs, skits, and dances, were all performed by Xu Zhou. Each program was so exciting. Are you satisfied with this year's Spring Festival Gala?"

"Satisfied! So satisfied! I love Xu Zhou so much!"

Port City.

Li Gang, who was initially dismissive of the Spring Festival Gala, was stunned.

He didn't expect that a dance could be so shocking.

This year's Spring Festival Gala, he was convinced!

Li Guoping quietly wiped the corners of his eyes.

Older people are the easiest to be touched.

Seeing his son's dumbfounded look, he couldn't help but ask: "Are you still watching the Spring Festival Gala? If not, I'll change the channel?"

Li Gang said quickly: "Dad, please stop joking. I admit that this year's Spring Festival Gala is very strong, so let's continue watching!"

Li Gang really convinced his father.

But there was nothing he could do.

Who asked his father to serve as the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala before?

But that was a long time ago, almost ten years ago.

Li Guoping felt terrible every time he watched the Spring Festival Gala before.

It’s still the most enjoyable thing I’ve seen this year!

The next program continues.

However, many viewers have already poured in to speak under Starlight Girl's scarf.

"Look at the Spring Festival Gala and see what dance is!"

"What is real dance? This is real dance!"

"Starlight Girl should keep a low profile. If you go to the Spring Festival Gala this year, you will definitely be the most embarrassing existence!"

"That's art in "Thousand-Hand Guanyin", and that little clown in Starlight Girl is dancing around!"

"It makes sense for Xu Zhou not to invite Starlight Girl to the Spring Festival Gala!"

Starlight Girl’s scarf has fallen!

The fourth program is a stand-up comedy "Universe Cigarettes".

Again it was well received.

This cross talk is considered a very old work in the original time and space.

This work first appeared on the Spring Festival Gala in 1984. It can be regarded as a cross talk work more than 40 years ago.

However, although the works will age, they will never become outdated.

Today, when I watch the Spring Festival Gala production from that year, the audience still laughs.

The 1984 Spring Festival Gala in the original time and space was also called the most successful Spring Festival Gala by netizens.

This year's Spring Festival Gala, in addition to cross talk master Ma Ji's performance of "Universe Brand Cigarettes", there was also the classic sketch "Eating Noodles", performed by Chen Xiaoer and Zhu Shimao.

In addition, the fixed number of the Spring Festival Gala "Unforgettable Tonight" also appeared on the Spring Festival Gala stage for the first time.

The crosstalk actor performing "Universe Brand Cigarette" in this time and space is a young actor in the crosstalk circle. He is on the fat side and has started to make a name for himself in the crosstalk circle in the past two years.

Seeing that this person's cross talk skills were very good, Xu Zhou asked him to perform "Universe Brand Cigarettes"!

After this show ends.

Another magic and acrobatic show!

Wonderful performance that dazzled the audience!

One program after another, all of them are extremely exciting, and there is no peeing at all!

This makes it impossible for professional sprayers to find any spray spots.

What surprises the audience even more is that almost all the authors of all the programs on tonight's Spring Festival Gala are Xu Zhou.

Even the previous magic and acrobatics seemed to have Xu Zhou's name on them.

This is so speechless.

Is there anything else that Xu Zhou doesn’t know?

The atmosphere at the scene was never cold.

The audience burst into laughter or exclamations from time to time.

And the applause almost never stopped.

When encountering such a good program, the audience does not hesitate to support it.

Afterwards, there was another dance to meet the audience.

Naturally, it was "Only This Green" which became a hit in the original time and space.

The beauty presented in this dance is classical beauty and the traditional beauty of Daxia!

The audience was amazed to see another beautiful dance.

Everyone feels that since this year’s Spring Festival Gala.

If there is a dance program that wants to appear in the Spring Festival Gala, the choreographer must use up a lot of brain cells.

I won’t say it’s better than these two dances, but it can’t be too far behind, right?

Seeing such a wonderful and beautiful dance show, Xu Zhou also raised the audience's horizons.

I’m afraid everyone will become more picky about future Spring Festival Galas!

At around eleven o'clock, another sketch appeared!

The on-site effect created by this sketch almost surpassed that of "Help or No Help"!

At the same time, Han Xiao also appeared in the final of this sketch!


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