At first, she didn't know what was pushing against her, but as the thing got bigger and harder, Bai Lin reacted immediately. Like a rabbit whose tail was stepped on, it bounced up and landed on the passenger's side.
On the seat.
As the saying goes, there are only three things you can do!
Thinking that Lei Ren had used that dirty thing to take advantage of her again and again, Bai Lin's face turned red with anger and she turned to glare at Lei Ren.
"You..." Just as she was about to curse, Bai Lin saw Lei Ren's pale face and beads of sweat on his forehead. She couldn't help but wonder, "What's wrong with you?"
Lei Ren leaned on the seat, waved his hands with difficulty, and endured the pain and said: "You just sat down with me, and now it hurts a lot."
"Ah..." Bai Lin suddenly opened her mouth wide and was speechless.
Although Bai Lin doesn't know much about men and women, she also knows that it is very important to men and is the lifeblood of men. If there is an injury there, at least it will be impossible to walk on the sidewalk, and at worst, it will not be possible to even be a human being.
Therefore, Bai Lin is really panicking now.
"Are you okay? Shall I take you to the hospital?" Bai Lin asked in a panic.
The impression that Bai Lin gave to Lei Ren was that of a stoic person. Seeing her panicking now, Lei Ren was actually a little excited. However, she still looked weak on the surface.
Lei Ren shook his head at Bai Lin and said: "It's easy to talk about other places, but that's where I was injured. How can I have the nerve to ask you to send me to the hospital? I'd better endure it, maybe it will be fine after this period of pain."
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Listening to what Lei Ren said, Bai Lin also understood that men all have self-esteem, but this injury is related to herself! If Lei Ren can't be a man in this life, then he can't... Bah! It's obviously because of his lustful nature that he did this
Why do I feel guilty when things are like this?
Bai Lin blushed and spat, and said angrily: "You don't shy away from medical treatment! I am a girl who is willing to send you there, so why are you embarrassed? Just bear with it for now, I will call 120 right away."
Seeing that Bai Lin was about to get the mobile phone in her bag, Lei Ren hurriedly stopped her and said, "Don't bother me. I'm not in as much pain as before. It should stop hurting in a while."
"Really?" Bai Lin asked dubiously.
"Yeah!" Lei Ren nodded solemnly.
In fact, the little thunder blade only hurt a little when it was pressed down by Bai Lin's buttocks. After it calmed down, it was fine, otherwise it would not have been able to push Bai Lin vigorously and vigorously to make Bai Lin bounce up.
The main reason why Lei Ren pretended to be castrated in pain was because he was afraid that Bai Lin would think that he was deliberately taking advantage of the situation and cut the little Lei Ren in anger.
"Why did you get better so quickly? You weren't just faking it, were you?" After calming down, Bai Lin suddenly noticed something, her face suddenly turned cold, and she narrowed her eyes and asked.
Lei Ren was shocked. He didn't expect this woman to be so shrewd and see through his little trick so quickly. He actually admired her IQ.
"It seems that big breasts and no brains are not all applicable!" Lei Ren sighed silently in his heart, and made up his mind that no matter how Bai Lin coerces or induces, she will not admit it even if she is beaten to death.
Lei Ren showed an innocent look on his face, shrugged and defended: "You don't think that your butt pressed against me just now was a lie, do you?"
Of course it couldn't be fake, I clearly felt that damn thing about him.
Seeing Bai Lin biting her lip and not speaking, Lei Ren continued: "If you really don't believe it, I have to take off my pants and let you check it yourself. Maybe, my brother will come up and there will be traces of you being crushed!"
Seeing that Lei Ren was about to stand up and take off his pants, Bai Lin immediately shouted: "Okay, okay, I believe you."
"I told you earlier, but I wasted so much bioenergy again. I must eat more later." Lei Ren sat down with a smile and said proudly.
"I'll eat you to death!" Bai Lin glared at Lei Ren fiercely, turned her head towards the window, and didn't want to pay attention to him anymore.
Girl, fight with me, you're too young! Lei Ren felt proud for a while, looked at the time, and said to Bai Lin: "Fasten your seat belt, I'm going to drive fast."
"You just need to turn it on, I don't have to." Bai Lin snorted angrily.
Lei Ren kindly reminded: "I advise you to tie it up, so as not to be unable to bear it later."
"Why are you so nagging? If you want to open it, just open it. If not, just let me do it." Bai Lin said impatiently.
"Okay! You didn't tie it yourself. Don't blame me for not reminding you. Sit tight, I'm driving!" Lei Ren shook his head and stepped on the clutch.
"Why are you so..." Before Bai Lin could finish her words, she felt a huge force pushing her forward. She was so frightened that her face turned pale, and she hurriedly reached out and grabbed the handrail above her head.
The car drifted in a gorgeous arc and stopped just inside the parking line on the street.
"We're here!" Lei Ren turned his head to look at Bai Lin. He saw that Bai Lin's face was pale, and the buttons on his collar were even loosened. Two towering peaks were rising one after another under the white shirt. Lei Ren swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty.
, eyes straightened.
"Lei Ren, you bastard! Are you driving or killing someone?" Bai Lin finally abandoned her past arrogance and cursed at Lei Ren, not even noticing that a large piece of her chest was exposed.
Lei Ren really wanted to say to Bai Lin, fortunately your car is just a low-end Mazda 6. If you change it to a Bugatti Veyron SuperSports or SSC Ultimate Aero, I can drive you to chase planes, but Bai Lin's anger level is a bit high now.
, Lei Ren still held back.
Lei Ren pointed at Bai Lin's chest and said softly: "Beauty, you are gone!"
"What does it have to do with you if I'm exposed...eh?" Bai Lin lowered her head and looked down. She didn't know when the button on her collar had been loosened, and a large piece of her white chest was exposed to the air...and the thunder blade.
In his eyes, he almost fainted from anger.
However, a mature woman is a mature woman after all. She did not scream like a girl, nor act indifferent like a fujoshi. Instead, she gently stretched out her hand to fasten the button, then changed the subject as if nothing had happened, and asked lightly: "Is this
The Fu Shou Noodle House you’re talking about?”
"Ah..." Lei Ren's thinking obviously couldn't keep up with Bai Lin's question, and he opened his mouth stupidly, not knowing what to say.
Bai Lin glanced at Lei Ren with disdain, opened the car door and said, "Get out of the car so I can lock the car!"
"Oh!" Lei Ren responded softly, obediently opened the car door and walked out.
Bai Lin took out her electronic key, pressed it coolly on the car door, slung her bag over her shoulder, and walked into Fu Shou Noodle House with her head held high.
Since it was lunch time, the business of Fushou Noodle House was very good, and the noodle shop was crowded with customers. Zhuang Fushou was busy cooking noodles in front of the big pot and greeting the customers, and did not notice the thunder blade.
Lei Ren saw that there was an empty seat at a table in the back room, and immediately ran over to grab the seat first, then waved to Bai Lin.
Bai Lin hesitated for a moment, then walked over, but her brows were almost twisted into a straight line.
"What? Do you think this place is dirty or do you think the people who come here to eat noodles have no status?" Lei Ren asked Bai Lin with a smile, with a hint of contempt on his face.
Bai Lin really couldn't get used to the smell here. She covered her nose with her hands and said to Lei Ren: "Lei Ren, can we not eat here? I'm really not used to the smell here."
Seeing that Lei Ren was silent, Bai Lin bit her lips and said in a pleading tone: "How about I treat you to a big dinner? If you don't like Western food, we can also go to eat seafood."
Lei Ren shook his head helplessly and said: "You're here now, so just make do with it! I promise, as long as you eat Laozhuang's Fushou noodles once, you will definitely come here again in the future."
"Kill me, and I will never come here again." Bai Lin shook her head and said firmly.
However, seeing that Lei Ren insisted on eating here, Bai Lin said nothing more and sat opposite Lei Ren, covering her nose, but she looked like a wronged little daughter-in-law.
After Zhuang Fushou greeted the other guests, he saw Lei Ren and Bai Lin, walked over and asked with a smile: "Girlfriend?"
"Colleague!" Lei Ren smiled and shook his head, raised two fingers towards Zhuang Fushou and said, "Two bowls of Fushou noodles, one bowl of chicken soup, and one bowl of seafood!"
"Wait!" Zhuang Fushou looked at Thunder Blade ambiguously, turned and walked away.
Seeing Bai Lin's black hair, Lei Ren couldn't help but smile and explain: "I used to come to Lao Zhuang to eat noodles, so I'm very familiar with him, but he misunderstood that you are my girlfriend."
Bai Lin shook her head and said, "That's not what I meant. I'm asking you, why did you order the noodles for me just now without asking me what I meant?"
"Huh?" Lei Ren was stunned and said with an embarrassed smile, "You just said you wanted to eat seafood. I thought you liked seafood, so I ordered the seafood for you. If you don't like it, I'll change it for you!"
"That's not what I meant, I just don't like others to make decisions for me." Bai Lin said seriously, "Forget it this time, please ask me first before making a decision for me next time."
"I know!" Lei Ren smiled awkwardly, but in his heart he had a new understanding of Bai Lin. Thinking that this woman is so strong, wouldn't she be taking the queen's route?
Those with straight bangs are cute girls, those with slanted bangs are royal sisters, those with ponytails are ladies, and those with middle parting are queens? Lei Ren looked at Bai Lin's goldfish head, shook his head in confusion, and sighed in his heart: "Look
Come on, you need to go back and find out what kind of route the woman with the goldfish hair took."
"What are you looking at?" Bai Lin couldn't help but asked curiously when she saw Lei Ren staring straight at her hair.
"I'm looking at the goldfish!" Lei Ren said calmly.
"Goldfish? Where is it? Why didn't I see it?" Bai Lin asked doubtfully.
Lei Ren suddenly smiled evilly, lowered his voice and said to Bai Lin: "You can't see the goldfish, only little girls can see it."
"Why?" Bai Lin was even more confused.
Lei Ren said with a bad smile: "Because uncle can only take... my little sister to 'see' goldfish, okay!"