A smart person is the kind of person who must not only be able to convince people at the right time and place, but also be able to convince people at the wrong time and place.
Wukong is a smart person.
Wujing is also a smart person.
So they later said: "We were definitely not afraid of him at that time. He was a rough man, we were literati. But this rough man was too rough, and we literati were too literary. Therefore, to suppress him strategically, we must confuse him tactically."
So their reaction at that time became like this: Wukong smiled flatteringly, Wu Jing smiled gracefully, and shouted in unison, "Hello, Senior Brother."
The senior brother, who is like an iron tower, groaned and threw them aside. He looked at Yi Xing who was still in a coma. With a light "huh", he said to Banmu: "Little sister, have they both done anything bad?"
Banmu said respectfully: "The two fairy children did not bully the little girl."
The senior brother said carelessly: "Even if you bully it, it's no big deal. What I want to ask is not this, do you have any skin-friendship?"
Ban Gong turned red when he heard this, and said, "What are you talking about? Although we are children, we are only a gentleman's courtesy. Although the little girl is humble, she is not bullied at will!"
Wukong Wujing nodded and bowed, and said, "Senior brother, the little girl is very serious, she is not as serious as the little snake spirit on our mountain, and she has no malice. Besides, we are also relying on others, so don't cause trouble for others?"
The senior brother exhaled and said, "Since that's the case, let them go." After saying that, he grabbed Wukong's left ear with one hand and Wukong's right ear with the other hand, like a victorious old hen, walking with a rooster, sighing as he walked out, "This world is getting more and more chaotic, let's teach me Master Wuneng to turn the tide!"
Suddenly, three loud laughs were heard and disappeared out of thin air.
Ban Mu seemed to have his whole body been drained and fell softly beside Yixing. He lay on the ground, looked at Yixing's unconscious face, and murmured softly: "Brother Yi, you must do it well..."
Why no moon in the night?
There is no moon tonight.
A thunder exploded in the sky, followed by a slam, and black clouds invaded the city. At first, the breeze passed through the trees, and a storm swept the house in a flash. A drop of rain fell, like a message, thousands of raindrops in the air came with power, smashing peace. However, the water fell out of the rocks, and it touched the object, just like the iron bones, pipa, and the copper teeth and iron plates suddenly sounded. It roared and left with power, and there was only the vastness between the heaven and earth.
"Brother Yi, are you okay?" Yi Xing woke up after helping him up and coughing. He hurriedly took a bowl of hot soup to feed him. His face immediately turned much rosy.
"So salty!" Yi Xing drank the soup, but felt like he had eaten a piece of salt lump, and his mouth was full of bitterness, and he almost bit his tongue off in one bite.
"Is it salty?" She took a sip, and before she could taste it, she quickly spit it out, "How could it be? Brother Yi's appetite was so much salt?"
Hearing this, Boss Yi Xing was embarrassed, and said no, and said no, and said no, so he lowered his head to count his fingers.
What should I do if I put too much salt?
Of course there is a better way than pouring out a whole pot of soup.
Ban Tao added twice the water to the pot, tasted it in person, and said, "It's so delicious now!"
After Yixing drank the soup, he felt much warmer and he felt much more comfortable. He heard the storm outside, and felt that in this small temple, a group of servants, a relative, and a pile of firewood were even warmer, and he became more determined to protect the separation.
"Don't, I just had a dream," he said.
"Did you dream of me?" the little girl smiled mischievously.
"It's not only you, but also an old man with a weird temper and as naughty as you." Yi Xing touched the girl's head and was extremely doting.
"Does the old man still know how to be naughty? My mother always thinks that the old men are born so old, because all the old men I have met are very rigorous and can't even tell jokes!"
So, is this old man good at telling jokes?
"Although the storms and waves have passed in this life, there is something that is hard to let go. I'm afraid it will be difficult to resolve until death."
"What the hell is it?"
"When I went to my old friend's house for a banquet thirty years ago, I left the last piece of fat on the plate and didn't eat it."
"Then why not eat it quickly?"
"Because there are no chopsticks."
"Where are the chopsticks?"
"There is already a piece of meat on the chopsticks."
"Then why not eat meat into your mouth?"
"There is also a piece of meat in my mouth."
"Why not swallow the one in your mouth?"
"There is still a piece in my throat!"
"Why didn't the piece in my throat fall into my stomach?"
"My belly is filled with fat!"
After the question and answer, the two of them laughed loudly and were overjoyed.
Who is the old man?
"Dad, do you have to deal with the easy-to-play here?" Gongsun Long complained about his grandfather. The child was too polite, no wonder he called him "old naughty boy".
The old man is not old.
The old man at least doesn't look old.
The old man named Gongsun Old, who doesn't look old, said: "The cicadas are louder than quieter in the forest, and the birds are singing in the mountains. The time has not arrived!"
Yixing immediately knelt down, bowed to the ground, and said in a solemn voice: "If you don't teach me, Yixing can't afford it!"
Old Gongsun didn't even look at him, and said to Banmu: "Little baby, my dad will take you to find a special snack, is it okay?"
Banmu looked at Yixing, Yixing said, "My dear, you don't have to worry about me. But you need to respect the old man at all times and do not disobey anything."
Banmu said for a long time and was already hungry, but he was unwilling to leave Yixing alone to enjoy the food. After hearing Yixing's words and being curious about what the so-called special snacks in the mountains were, he said to Gongsun Lao: "Okay!"
Before leaving, he whispered in Yi Xing's ear: "Brother Yi, please wait here. My mother will bring you delicious food later."
Yi Xing nodded and then knelt there again, motionless.
Although Yi Xing was determined, he was only depressed. The Yi family had been passed down for three hundred years and had long been a prominent local family with countless branches and leaves. Now, his father and son have separated due to different factions, and they encountered walls everywhere, almost destroyed their families. They were originally followed by the Mo family, but suddenly they were abandoned by the Mo family and looked around. Only Gongsun had the intention to accept him and had no intention of harming him. How could a generation of famous families not be hit when they ended up like this?
But since he has decided to go on this path, he has no desire to turn back. Only by becoming stronger can he take on the important task of protecting his family, and only by finding out the truth about his father's mystery. At present, his willpower is his only dependence on.
Thinking of this section, I seem to be energetic and energetic. I straighten my backbone that cannot be straightened, and my eyes are unyielding determination.
Two flowers bloom, each with one branch. Here, Banmu followed Gongsun to search for a small shop in the mountains. He turned several mountain roads before he saw an inn in the air on a half-cliff. He saw a plaque with the words "Hanging Temple".
"What is this inn called "Hangkong Temple"?" Ban Tao blinked and asked in confusion, "It's true! I'm afraid that my legs will be scared to the top, but I can't eat much food."
"This is not a store specialty." Gongsun Old teased, "Are you afraid of baby?"
"What's so scary!" The little girl refused to admit defeat, "I've encountered even more terrible things!"
Gongsun smiled but said nothing, held the squad in one hand, jumped, and had already arrived from the bottom of the mountain to the front of the inn, half of the cliff.
This incident seemed to be flying in the clouds, and the man was both happy and nervous.
"Oh, Gongsun Old Dog is here!" A man came out of the store, with black-faced and blonde hair, a short figure, and a strange appearance.
Ban Tao couldn't help but exclaimed.
The black-faced man seemed to have a smile and said, "But he scared the little baby, - you old dog, why don't you say a word to let me prepare?" After that, he turned around and went in. When he came out again, he was a young woman with white faces.
The young woman said, "Please, little baby inside."
Gongsun pulled Banmu in, but saw that the appearance was not big, and the inside of the inn was like a mountain belly. The more you walked inside, the wider it became. The various people in the lobby were drinking and making a living, but their appearance was different from ordinary people. However, in this suspended place, I guess all those who came here were strange people, and there was no doubt that they were strange in their appearance.
The one who came to order food was a little dwarf who was about the same height as a sacred girl. He had a mustache on the corner of his mouth, which was very pleasant.
"What do you want for a guest?" asked the little dwarf.
Mr. Gongsun said: "We want special dishes. You can bring them to the picks."
The little dwarf left obeyed the order.
Ban Gong asked, "Although it is not as if it is barren mountains here, it is hard to see people. Why are there more people coming and going here than Renyi Street?" Renyi Street is the main road of Jinzhou City. It is common for vendors to sell and gather here, and natural people are like mountains and seas.
Gongsun Old said: "There is so great that there are all kinds of wonders in this world. In the desert in the far west, there may be a prosperous country hidden; in the sea in the far east, there may be countless fairy mountains floating. In this mere mountain, there may be thousands of strange people and strange people, so what's the surprise?"
Ban Gong nodded as if he had some understanding, but still found it difficult to understand the strangeness of this world.
In the corner on the left, there are four people on the table, each of whom is as broad as a frog.
There is a table in front of you, and there are six-finger monsters.
There is a table in the southeast, and you don’t need to drink.
There is a table in the northwest, and only chicken is eaten with vegetables.
...
These ones, my god, what the hell have you seen!
Banmu really didn't want to stay in this specialty store for a moment, but Gongsun Old did not allow her to leave and made an appointment with her and said, "Since you are here, you can take at least one bite; if you eat, it's not too late to leave."
The man was helpless and had to sit on the stool, with his cute little legs up, ticking and reading time again and again.
"The dish is here!" The little dwarf sang the tone of the dish that had been turned a few times, put a special dish on the table of the two. He raised his head and said, "Customer, use it slowly, our store's specialty, fried chicken!"
"Fried chicken in water?" This shocked the little girl. After looking at the dishes, she said as if she was depressed: "Are you boiled in water? You have to fry it, but you don't see any oil in your dish!"
"Yes." The little dwarf pointed to a few drops of oil floating in the soup, "That's not!"
Ban Tao rolled her eyes: "That's chicken oil."
"Chicken oil is also oil!" The little dwarf was in a hurry.
The mother thought to herself, she had nothing to argue with him, so she wanted to use her chopsticks to taste the taste of the "fried chicken" and it tasted a bit fresh and fragrant, but she didn't expect that she could catch a fly in one go.
"You have flies! Flies, do you know? Flies!" The mother screamed and seemed to be very disgusted.
Mr. Gongsun also asked: "Why are there flies?"
The little dwarf said: "Because it was not washed clean."
Gongsun Old said: "Why didn't it be washed clean?"
The little dwarf said: "Because there are flies in the dish."
(The landlords' family has no surplus food. Gentlemen, comrades, and audiences, please give me some recommendations to collect and save your mouth and live!)