At the inexplicable mountain, there are crowds of people. Under the blue sky and white clouds, they are coming towards the holy land in their hearts. At the turn of spring and summer, the climate is very good. There is no disturbance from mosquitoes, nor will they sweat profusely when they move. In the spring breeze and green water, they can't help but feel happy, and they are no longer as nervous as they were at the beginning.
Yi Xing looked at the Chengjun Academy standing on the top of the mountain. The vermilion walls and golden tiles were built according to the mountain, like a dragon lying in the mountain, with extraordinary momentum. The longan-eyed mountain gate stretched across the mountainside, and was as powerful as a door god, guarding the important road entering the palace.
There is only one mountain road in front of the mountain, but it is built to a foot wide, which is usually enough for mountain people to use. At this lively time, it is a bit inadequate. Moreover, the mountain road here is known as "nine curves and eighteen curves". With the physical strength of a middle-aged man, he will definitely be unable to reach the top of the mountain. For example, the elders who are hunched to bring their children to their children will suffer.
He was drinking and drinking in the mountain road, which was very noisy, but he enjoyed it. In recent days, in order to study the mystery of reincarnation, he had been concentrating on the analysis of the world. Now that he had achieved a small success in his magical power, he saw the crowds of people as the sea, and listened to the voices as the mountains, but he felt that the world was more and more happy.
Whether you are happy or sad, you are tired but the same.
He wiped the sweat from his forehead and secretly scolded Chengjun Academy for pretending to behave. With his strong ability, welcoming and seeing off students is extremely simple, but now he insists on suffering with his elders. The scene was also chaotic and unorganized. Isn’t it intentional?
But the Academy has always been an extremely domineering thing.
Those who have not yet obtained a quota for admission have to ask others to complete the procedures for you; those who have already obtained have to ask others to choose a good class for you; then those who have already entered the school have to choose a good class for you, don’t have to ask others anymore? That’s not the case, you have to ask others not to cause trouble for you! Otherwise, check your dormitory today, tell you to have a premature relationship tomorrow, and say you skip school the day after tomorrow, in short, you will be convinced by making fun of you in a different way? Thinking back, you should continue to ask others.
The Academy is a small society, but there are more rules in the small society than outside.
First of all, love is not allowed in the school. You have to ask, why not? Love affects learning. If you fall in love, study will not fall behind? Can you fall in love? That won’t work, you believe it if people say it will affect learning? The main purpose of saying that it will affect learning is to give you a step. Men and women are not allowed to fall in love, and our men’s overall system will not work, which will affect work style.
There is another one, but it is even more bizarre: I have to go to bed on time at 10 o'clock in the school. You are going to ask again, what should I do if I don't want to sleep? I can't sleep, and I will deduct your credits. Then what do I have to have insomnia? Insomnia is easier to deal with, and take your sleeping pills.
This is the rule. As the saying goes, there is no order without rules. When you arrive in this place, you have to follow this rule; otherwise, don’t even think about getting along!
Not long after he left, Yixing arrived at the mountain gate. Seeing a bookstore on the side of the house, Yixing walked up and asked, "Hello sir! I want to sign up, is it here?"
The Book Office glanced at him: "Don't you understand the rules? Didn't you see so many people queuing up?"
Yi Xing said that "the king of hell is easy, and the little ghost is difficult to deal with". Low-level books like this have always liked to hold chicken feathers as command arrows. In fact, the power is just the size of a sesame seed, and they like to bully people. Now they still have to sign up, but it is difficult to get up with him. He resisted his disgust and apologized: "The student first arrived at the treasure land and did not know the rules, so he would forgive me."
The book was handled and ignored him, rolled his eyes and continued to call him.
At this time, a young man in the uniform led a group of servants to come up clamoringly. The servants were carrying chairs with them and placed them on the ground. The young man in the uniform sat on the ground with a big golden sword, shaking his folding fan, and said, "This ghost weather is so hot! Lin Saner, go, you go and report my name to me. After that, let's go up the mountain quickly, don't squeeze with these stinky beggars!"
The man named Lin Saner nodded and bowed to the young man in China, smiled charmingly, turned around but changed to another arrogant look, shoved the students who were blocking the way, walked to the side of the library office, took out a brocade bag from his sleeve and stuffed it into the library office, and said, "Our young master is coming to sign up, and the teacher is also kind to be compatible." The library office weighed it for a moment, laughed, and said, "It's okay to say it." After that, he sang a name to the young man in China, and the remaining students continued to follow the previous order.
Now someone couldn't see it and clamored: "Why can he go to the line to sign up? But we have to wait all morning? Do you dare to be favored after you receive gifts from others?"
The Book Office smiled coldly: "Boy, don't be crazy. If you want to be able to enter the cabinet in the competition, teach you how I am Abe sooner or later! If you have the ability, don't queue up?"
The man said, "Aren't you afraid that I will sue you to the school?"
The Book Office said "Shut": "If you have the ability, you will still argue with me here? Let's sue you. I, Abe, have been famous for so many years, but I have never been afraid of anyone who sues the criminal complaint!"
Afraid?
Of course he wouldn't be afraid.
Because this is also one of the rules of the Academy.
People say that when they are inside the walls of the academy, they have to abide by the rules of the academy. In fact, it was already considered the scope of the academy as early as the foot of the inexplicable mountain. Do you want to go up the mountain? Find a way for yourself, and the academy advocates "self-reliance". Do you want to go to the line? Do you want to find a way for yourself, and the academy advocates "self-esteem". Do you want privileges? Do you want preferential treatment? Do you want to find a way for yourself, and the academy advocates "self-esteem".
So when you see the inscription under the largest statue in the school, you will understand: independence, autonomy, self-esteem. It turns out that this is his mother's school rules.
Therefore, all the above-mentioned proof rules can be invalidated.
Later, Yi Xing could not help but complain about the nonsense in Chengjun Academy in his autobiography, but it was this nonsense that allowed him to gain one "first time" in his life. And this nonsense place became the most important place in his life, no doubt about it.
I finally waited for a morning, and when the sun was over noon, my stomach was already hungry, it was finally his turn to sign up.
The Book Office asked him: "Name, gender, origin, sect, marital status, or whether he has any children, what time have you been here?"
Yi Xing's head was shocked in an instant: "I'm only fourteen, is it necessary to ask so many questions?"
The Book Office shouted: "Stop talking nonsense, answer whatever you ask. How can you understand the exquisiteness of this question?"
Yixing muttered: "Isn't it just dispensable nonsense? And it's repeated."
The Book Office said, "That's because you are ignorant. I will tell you a lecture."
At this time, someone behind him was unhappy: "School Office, please pay attention to the time! After singing the name, please change the person quickly. There is still a group of people waiting here!"
The Book Office rebuked: "Where are cooler, stay wherever you are? If you love to report it, you will say it." Then he turned to Yixing and said: "Look, the first thing you need to ask someone's name?"
"Yeah, not bad."
"After asking for the name, you must naturally determine the male and female. You must know that the names of male and female are not as easy to distinguish as before, otherwise you can save this question."
"This makes sense."
"It's more reasonable? It's more exquisite. When you look at the 'marriage status', is it more exquisite? Knowing your name, gender, and hometown, you must naturally determine whether your family is happy, so that you can teach students according to your aptitude in the future and prescribe the right medicine."
"It's no wonder that there is such a consideration."
"And the question of "whether or not" is even more coincidental! You should know that the current world is getting worse and worse, and people's hearts are not always old. Those who become married may not have children, and those who have children may not have married. These two questions are really mutually supportive, which is even more wonderful!"
Yixing couldn't help but complain: Do I, a teenager, want you to determine whether to marry? Isn't it a waste of time? But I didn't dare to annoy him, so I had to follow him and report the information seriously: "My name is Yixing, a man, from Huaizhou. At present, there is no door or sect, and there is no marriage, and there is no child. It's the first time I'm here."
The Book Office said: "It's great, go up the mountain! Next!"
I took a deep breath. After passing through this level, Yi Xing was ready to face the next strange gentleman. I just prayed silently in my heart that the fewer such a type of gentleman, the better. Don't come in one after another, otherwise it will hurt people's brains.
Perhaps his prayer took effect, but the one standing in front of the main entrance of the school was a female gentleman.
Delicate, beautiful lady.
"Ah! Hello, sir!" Before Yi Xing could move, a few students with sharp eyes and fast legs ran up, "Are you our teacher? Teaching Confucianism or Yin-Yangism? Is it a miscellaneous study?"
The beautiful gentleman smiled beautifully, and the laughter seemed to melt away: "I am your daily neighbour, and I want to take care of your daily neighbourhood."
Wow!
All the teenagers are almost crazy about being happy!
They swayed their bodies, hummed little songs, shouted long live, and were lifted together and threw them into the car.
Who is so rude?
Of course he is a man named Rude.
"I'm a rude gentleman." The gentleman with a pig nose said in a solemn voice, "Not only is his name rude, but his movements are also rude. So if you are brave, come and mess with me." He snorted coldly.
Mr. Meimei seemed to be accustomed to this and smiled at his students, his smile as if sunlight was shining, and the whole heart of a group of students began to scream.
Mr. Meimei said, "Then let's go in first!" He smiled at Mr. Rumor and led a team of cars into the palace. The rude student responded silly, and stood there and kept aware of it until Mr. Meimei's figure disappeared.
"I am Mr. Rude, you are Mr. Meimei. You are the destined enemy of life and death. Can you still run away?"
An indescribable laughter sounded in a corner of the school, and a few cuckoos were scared to tears.