The first thousand one hundred and seventy-six chapters of the speech of the mayor's day [masd one]
Ten coyotes were thrown into the bed of a pickup truck and the truck was opened. The convoy returned to the small town of Kemising. The residents who received the news gathered around, applauded, and cheered.
"Long live Pandora."
"Long live the mayor."
"God, I think I have fallen in love with the beautiful and capable Pandora." A seven or eight-year-old white man covered his chest and looked obsessed.
"No."
The little baby man, riding a black wolf, snorted, and the little white man quickly disappeared into the crowd. "Stinky Tim." Tim, the captain of the Hamilton Kindergarten football team and forward, was glared at by the baby, got into the crowd and ran away.
But it seems that, after being reminded by Tim, a group of little people cheered and shouted loudly. "Pandora, I love you, are you willing to be my girlfriend?"
A little fat man, yes, James was holding flowers, he had just picked wild flowers, and his mouth was full. "No." Dudu decisively refused, which made Li Han, who was planning to step forward to teach James, the little fat man, a lesson.
Big Daddy, stop.
"It's so interesting."
Guo Jing and others held up cameras or DVDs to capture this scene. "These kids are so cute. Not cute at all." Li Han snorted, making Guo Jing laugh.
"Han, this is not right. Anyone has the freedom to fall in love." He said with a smile.
"Damn, they are all a bunch of little guys who want to fall in love. I don't think I will allow it until Pandora is eighteen years old." Li Han said very firmly.
"God, Han, you are such a stubborn guy."
Others said one after another, but Jennifer nodded in agreement. "Pandora needs to learn a lot of things. I don't think I have time to think about these things before I turn eighteen."
Linna smiled and said to Jennifer, and sure enough, Jennifer nodded in agreement. "Besides, Pandora is so good, I really can't think of any reason to prevent her from participating in the ladies' ball."
"Ladies' ball, no."
Jennifer shook her head slightly. In her opinion, it was a really bad dance, Pandora didn't need to attend, and she even thought it was too low-level.
On the other side, James had a sad look on his face. "Pandora, can you tell me the reason?" He said. He glanced at the small script and saw, well, the actor James is very Qiong Yao's roar.
This scene made the surrounding residents loudly cheer and cheer for James. "You can't beat Pandora. You are not as good at studying as Pandora.": "And Pandora is the mayor of the town. He has to do things for the residents of the town and has no time."
Well, Dudu's words, which won a round of applause, actually started her speech. "Pandora has a lot of things to do. Yes, great Lord Pandora, please accept my apology." Hello James, that's it.
Western knighthood.
"God, these little guys are so surprising." Jerry's eyes widened in surprise.
"Okay, Pandora accepts your apology." Dudu stood up.
Guo Jing and the other girls were stunned, watching Dudu and James complete a good show. At this time, the podium was set up and the host came on stage. "Welcome our mayor, I want to express my gratitude to Pandora Mayor.
The mayor expressed my respect. Just now, Mayor Pandora led everyone to find the thief who stole the lamb from Yuri's farm. Look, those nasty coyotes."
"Oh oh oh, what a great mayor."
"That's right, Ronald, go home and hide."
"Hahaha. That's right."
A group of residents were talking and laughing loudly. Ronald smiled and joked with himself, indicating that everyone agreed with him very much, at least it was much better than the previous few days. "God, I think this must be the most accurate decision."
Ronald was interviewed by the host, smiled and said, which won him countless applause.
"Ronald is right. This is a wise decision. Now, Mayor Pandora will be invited to give an inaugural speech." The host handed the microphone to Dudu, who took it over.
The little man was not nervous at all, he straightened his clothes and went on stage. "Good afternoon, gentlemen and ladies, Pandora Walton Lee would like to say hello to the residents of Komi Star Town."
“pandora is amazing.”
Guo Jing and others were completely stunned. As soon as Dudu came on stage, he looked like a real mayor, even a shadow of a politician. But then, the theme of Pandora's inaugural speech made everyone laugh.
"Adults shouldn't spank children." As soon as Dudu finished speaking, almost everyone stared at Li Han.
"Han, you don't spank Dudu often, do you?"
Guo Jing covered her mouth and said with a smile.
Li Han smiled helplessly, and touched Han with a smile. "Man, haven't you read Pandora's speech?"
"Damn, how could I watch? God, I swear I don't spank Pandora that often."
Li Han didn't expect that a group of women from the child protection organization would be chasing him. Jennifer and Lingna both looked at her strangely. "Pandora declares that dad does not spank Pandora often, only when she is naughty."
After Dudu finished speaking, he touched his butt and made the residents laugh. However, Li Han was completely helpless. Okay, this would cause some trouble. Fortunately, it did not affect the statement.
Li Han smiled bitterly, but Jennifer and Lingna laughed out loud. Guo Jing and others laughed even more. The little guy smiled and said with a little feeling. "Pandora was scared at first, but she found that her father couldn't beat him.
If it hurts, Dudu won't be afraid. If you pretend to be afraid, dad won't hit her hard."
Li Han felt a few sharp eyes sweeping over him like rays, and sighed helplessly. He was about to be invited, and it was really hard for these women to deal with it.
The villain started to list his own examples. Of course, Dudu is a positive character, and Li Han is a complete comedy character. The villain outsmarts his father in various ways. "Pandora knows that dad knows that Pandora teases dad."
"Dad is the best."
Little man, give me a compliment and say, "But there are many fathers who really spank their children and scare them. If the children are afraid, they will not study hard. They will be afraid every day. If they don't eat well, their bodies will not grow well and their heads will become stupid."
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"What Pandora said makes sense, right?"
Guo Jing and Tiantian said. Qiuqiu, Tiantian and Nuannuan also agreed.
"Mayor Pandora, do you have any basis for this?"
The bearded cowboy, slightly drunk, asked loudly.
"Well, Pandora has all the information." Dudu recited a piece of information directly. "Spank your butt like dad does. You will become smarter."
After the villain finished speaking, he shared his spanking experience with everyone, and of course appealed not to punish children excessively, as children will be smart and well-behaved. Dudu's speech received warm applause.
“What a great speech.”
Although it was not long, it was very lively, interesting, and somewhat educational. The whole center applauded constantly. Of course, one person was very depressed. Li Han was approached by the person in charge of the child protection organization.
"Han, I think I have to talk to you." Sally came to Li Han with a serious face.
"Well, Sally, I think the cafe will be nice."
Li Han smiled bitterly. Fortunately, Dudu came back a lot in the end. Otherwise, Li Han would have been annoyed to death.
"Jennifer, let me leave first."
Li Han was helpless. He sighed and followed Sally to the outdoor cafe. "Wilson, two cups of coffee, one cup without extra time, thank you."
"Okay, Han."
As he said that, two cups of coffee were brought to him in a moment. "This cup is for me, Han. Pandora's speech was really great."
"Thanks."
Li Han had a look of pride on his face. He had no choice but to show his daughter's face. He was so happy to be a father. Two cups of coffee might be just a drizzle for Li Han, but because of the toot, it felt extremely good.
"Sally, I think you can see that Pandora is doing a good job."
Li Han picked up the coffee, took a sip, and saw Sally frowning across from him. "I know what you want to say, okay, I admit that I will spank Pandora at some point."
"Han, although I strongly disagree or even oppose this matter, after listening to Pandora's explanation, I can barely accept it. I want to talk to you about Pandora's education issues." Sally, although she disagreed very much,
Strongly opposed, but Pandora explained that spanking has become a small game between father and daughter and does not harm the human body or soul.
"Oh, Pandora Education, Sally, you saw how excellent Pandora is, didn't you?" Li Han, when it comes to education, is quite proud of himself.
"That's right, Sally, Pandora is great. I support her re-election as mayor." Wilson, who was holding a coffee pot, couldn't help but say after hearing Sally's words.
Everyone who was drinking coffee said one after another. "Yes, Wilson is right, Pandora is really a smart child. Yes, I am willing to vote for Pandora."
Everyone expressed their opinions and praised Pandora. Of course, Li Han was also praised a lot, which made Li Han very happy and a little proud.
"Han, don't you realize this problem? Pandora has learned too much knowledge. She is only four years old. She has mastered the knowledge that she should not have learned as well as an adult. I can't help but suspect that you seem to be educating and abusing Pandora.
"Sally, eyes flashing with anger.
Li Han glared at Li Han, who was speechless. Yes, Dudu's knowledge was beyond what a four-year-old should have, and he looked like a little adult. "Sally, I think you misunderstood. Pandora learned all this knowledge on her own."
As soon as these words came out, not to mention Sally, the residents of the nearby town were a little unbelievable. "Han, this is unbelievable. Yes, Pandora is only four years old."
Sally looked at Li Han. "Han, I think you should tell the truth. Maybe we can have a good talk about Pandora's future education."
"God, everything I said is true. Perhaps, I should say, Pandora is very smart. She can remember many things just by reading them once," Li Han said.
"No, this is too incredible to be believed."
Sally shook her head slightly, and the others were all silent, seeming to agree with Sally's words.
"Well, I think I have to tell you, Sally, Pandora has Mensa membership, or in other words, Pandora is the smallest member of Mensa." Li Han said.
Damn, sometimes, I really hate these people, but I have to say, Sally and the others really care about children and women. "No, how is that possible."
"Sally, if you have time, maybe you can go to Hank's farm. Now, I have something to leave for a while."
Li Han said. "Thank you for the coffee, Wilson. It tastes great."
"You're welcome, Han."
Wilson asked casually. "Han, are you telling the truth? Yes, Pandora joined Mensa last year." (To be continued.)
