Chapter 8: The Fantastic Experience of the Middle-aged Pirate
"Master Chicken, are you anxious to pee or want to shit?" Tang Shuxing looked at Ji Kefeng, who was trembling all over.
Ji Kefeng waved his hand and tried to squeeze out a smile. Esan looked at him, shook his head and smiled bitterly, "I know, you are trying to comfort me, but she is not good-looking at all. Brother Tang was right before, she is indeed like a piece of shit, and
It was a pile of shit that even dogs were thrown on the roadside and would not eat them, nor would they grow maggots and worms. But it was just this piece of shit that made me reborn and founded Meilin Temple." As he said that, Yisan jumped on again
The table raised the pirate flag.
Tang Shuxing and Gu Huaiyi quickly clapped their hands, their eyes filled with tears. Ji Kefeng saw that the two of them were more capable than the other, so he tried hard to cry, but he couldn't cry, so he simply reached out and pinched his thighs, hoping to pull out a dagger to stab him.
I took a knife myself.
"The beauty used to be my nanny, a few years older than me, but she was upright and upright. Later, because of the attack of Zhengmao, we were separated. That night, she was a cruel Zhengmao soldier who had no surname*
* It's…” Ethan's tears burst out.
Ji Kefeng, Tang Shuxing and Gu Huaiyi all looked at him in amazement, and then looked at the photos in his hands - Hello! Those political and axe soldiers must be blind, right? Otherwise, they all had their own PS.
"A lot of years later, when I was wandering on the sea and met her again. At that time, she was already the leader of a group of pirates. The day I met her, she accepted me and told me, starting from the day she became my nanny.
, I fell in love with me deeply and couldn't extricate myself. Actually, I felt that I might be able to make a comeback with her, so I agreed to her request and got married with her." Ethan said as she lowered the pirate flag and sat down with her face
Melancholy.
Bedroom with her? What a horrible experience! Making a movie will definitely be the best horror movie of the century. Tang Shuxing suddenly felt that Ethan's image became taller, and Ji Kefeng also admired Ethan from the bottom of his heart for achieving his goal.
The spirit of sacrificing everything.
Gu Huaiyi raised his hand and grabbed Esan's shoulder, nodded vigorously, signaling him to be stronger, and continued to speak.
Ethan patted Gu Huaiyi's palm, smiled and nodded, saying that she was fine, and then said, "Just in this cabin, I'm sitting here. She slowly took off her clothes and then knelt on the ground.
Slowly, gently lifted my pants to my ankles, and then buried my head..."
Hello! Why do you tell the details? I don’t want to listen! If you continue, I will poke my eardrums. Help! Ji Kefeng was trembling all over again.
"Okay, this is your captain, no need to mention details, we just need to know that you are still alive." Tang Shuxing raised his hand to stop Ethan and said.
"It's okay, you are your own people, I don't care." Ethan shook his head vigorously.
Damn it! If you dare to continue talking, I will definitely beat you to death! Live! Beat you to death! Tang Shuxing shouted in his heart, then raised his hand and said, "Actually, everyone is almost the same when doing that thing.
.”
"No!" Ethan shook her head, "She is different. She has many tricks, good skills, and has integrated kung fu into it. I was completely shocked at that time!"
Hello! Are you shocked? Stop talking! Ji Kefeng looked around to find if there is anything that can knock Yisan out directly...
"Forget it, I won't say it anymore, so as not to make you feel uncomfortable. The girls here are not good-looking. You definitely don't like them. They are all men. I understand, I understand, there is no need to be embarrassed." Ethan's face was hung on his face.
With an understanding expression.
In Ji Kefeng's mind, he was already desperately hitting the wall: Why are you so sure that we will react after hearing the details of your sex with that shit!?
"Later, my pirate career became smooth sailing. With the help of beautiful women, the team gradually grew. But we could no longer return to land and could only drift on the sea forever, and had no place to live. But the beautiful women always hoped that we could
I have my own home, and I hope to give all my subordinates a home, but no matter which island we go to, even if it is an deserted island, the navy will chase us and kill us, because now only we and
A small number of other pirates depend on each other for their own lives, so we made an agreement to live peacefully without invading each other. Whoever discovered the merchant ship first would never interfere, and it would be considered safe for many years." Ethan took a deep breath.
Then Ethan turned around and looked at the map: "Good Day has not been long. During the process of breaking through the naval encirclement, the beauty was hit by a shell and was not treated in time..."
You are finally relieved. The story is about to end, right? The screen is black! The cast and the subtitles are like a showman! Bastard! Tang Shuxing looked at Esan and thought to himself, but tears still slipped through the corners of his eyes.
The death of the beauty caused Ethan to be very exciting. Of course, like all the bloody novels, TV series and movies, the beauty asked Ethan to promise her to take good care of herself before she died, and at the same time told him that there was actually a place called Long
The cave is a dark island, and even the seaside will not float inside. Entering from the dark island, there is a deep underwater cave below. In the cave, ships can be docked, and the boat can only come and go freely by the sea tide.
, it will not be engulfed by sea water, is an absolute hiding place, but to find this dark island, you must find the picture of the dragon cave under the sea, and cooperate with the dragon horn discovered in Malacca that year.
After explaining all this, the beauty closed her eyes and died in Ethan's arms. Ethan was furious and ordered a fight with the navy to die. However, in the end, she was outnumbered and could only take people to escape. She drifted one after another for half a month before she was considered to be
Escaped from the navy's tracking.
"In the past half month, we had nothing to eat or drink, we could only drink urine..." Yisan said gritting his teeth, and was interrupted by Tang Shuxing again.
Don’t say anything like you eat shit! Tang Shuxing clenched his fists, shook his head and sighed: “It’s so miserable, what happened later? How did you find that map?”
"It's a coincidence." Ethan recalled, "half a month later, we encountered a small boat. The owner of the small boat survived an ocean freighter that was stormed. When we found him
, besides him, there is a Bengal tiger on that boat!”
Huh? What a familiar plot? Tang Shuxing was stunned. Ji Kefeng was almost choked by saliva, and Gu Huaiyi shook all over.
"The boy said that he was an Indian and his whole family was going to the United States, but he finally survived after a shipwreck. But it was because of that boy that I successfully got the map." Ethan had a smile on his face.
.
Damn it! Don’t just rub the plot of the movie into your story casually, okay? Do you think we don’t watch movies? You bastard! Shut up! You’re a liar! Tang Shuxing was stunned
Looking at Ethan's smug expression.
"Actually, I wrote the episode just now, mainly because I liked the movie "The Shawshank Fantasy Experience of Forrest Gump". In fact, it was not that way. Sorry, I lied to you." Ethan showed pride and
Sorry mixed expressions.
Hello! It's "The Fantasy Drift of the Young Pi", not a teenager Forrest Gump or Shawshank's redemption! Those are three different movies, okay? Tang Shuxing was trembling all over, and he still had a smile on his face, so he started fucking him
He was about to smash Yisan with a cup, but found that Ji Kefeng had already grasped it, and Gu Huaiyi kept staring at the dagger on Yisan's waist. I'll go, there are people that Gu Fengzi can't stand it.
"The truth is, we met a merchant ship. Because we were hungry and thirsty, we simply planned to rob it. Who knew that after we boarded the ship, we found that all the people in the ship were dead! No, it should be said that the ship was originally full of all the people on it.
It's a dead man!" Ethan's face darkened, biting his fingernails and slowly raising his eyes. Tang Shuxing found that his eyes were full of fear, "That's a dead man's ship, do you know? The dead man's ship! Everyone
They were all tied in the cabin by iron chains. Those people were obviously rotten and had holes all over their bodies, but they were still alive and struggling. I think that thing should be called a zombie, right? Yes! It's a zombie! It must be.
”
Ji Kefeng and Tang Shuxing looked at each other, and their first reaction was: walking zombies.
"Walking zombies, that's a zombie, and zombies are just the general term for all zombies." Gu Huaiyi leaned against the side and smiled, "You keep talking, I suddenly became very interested."
After Ethan took his men to board the ship, he found a large number of zombies on the ship, and was frightened. When they were fighting against the Zhengfu Army in the jungle, they had heard many rumors, but they had never encountered them.
I didn't expect to encounter such a ship full of zombies at sea. It was obvious that someone deliberately tied up these zombies. Why did you do this?
Most of Ethan's subordinates were unwilling to search on the boat and would rather go back and go hungry, but Ethan felt that it was only a dead end to drift down. It would be better to just look on the boat. Even if there was a little food and drinking water, they could make them more.
Support for a period of time.
Ethan got into the cockpit of the merchant ship and waved his hand to search, but after waving for a long time, no one stepped forward. He turned his head and saw that there was no one behind him. He turned around and came to the deck and saw that all his subordinates were there.
The ragged pirate ship was praying, and I don't know whether it was praying for his peace or praying that he was bitten to death by the zombies.
"A group of crazy and consciently turtle lambs!" Ethan pointed at the people below and cursed for a while, then shook his head and went in to search for food and water.
Logically speaking, there should be a ship on this ship. If there were no living people driving the ship, how could the ship come here? Because this merchant ship is not ordinary, it is unlikely to drift from the port, and it is not in line with driving to the far sea and taking a boat to leave.
Common sense. Ethan thought so and began to search carefully, and finally found that there were a large amount of canned food and drinking water in the repair room where tools were stored behind the cockpit.
At this time, Ethan discovered these things, which was even more excited than finding gold. He chopped them with a knife, cut a can, and grabbed them and ate them. He didn't even know that their hands were cut. After eating for a while, Ethan discovered that the machine repair was repaired.
Something was wrong in the room. After turning on the pile of cans, I found a highly decayed corpse lying inside, but obviously her eyes were still moving.
Is Ethan a pirate or a former guerrilla? Although he is not absolutely cruel and ruthless, he has also experienced various battles of all sizes. Without saying a word, he lifted his sword and slashed at the rotten corpse...