"Why do you need me to clean? This responsibility also lies with you! Damn it!" Tang Shuxing rubbed the rag in the creek on the roadside, sniffing the rag from time to time, saying that he was angry and the smell of urine was too strong.
Gu Huaiyi smiled and wiped the car while listening to Tang Shuxing's complaints.
Ji Kefeng squatted in the back of the car, eating biscuits and drinking mineral water. Now that he drank Gu Huaiyi's water, he was afraid that he would poison him again. After a long time, Ji Kefeng stood up and stretched after eating.
As he spoke, a rag was thrown on his face. When he pulled it off, he heard Tang Shuxing standing there and said dissatisfied: "We are all busy, you are eating and drinking there, hurry up, come here
Wipe the sweat!"
"What the hell do you want? It's your own fault. You've said it yourself!" Ji Kefeng yawned and asked Gu Huaiyi, "Madman Gu, what are we going to do now?"
"Go see Uncle Ying." Gu Huaiyi raised his eyes and threw the towel he had wiped the car on the side of the road, then took out a wet wipe and wiped his hands and neck, "Aren't you guys strong in doing things? You want to further establish your own
For identity, we must first start with Uncle Ying."
"Ah?" Ji Kefeng stepped forward and said, "Uncle Ying? We are fake brothers. How dare we go to meet a real drug dealer? Isn't this looking for death?"
"Yes, yes! Isn't this courting death?" Tang Shuxing stood there with his hands on his hips, imitating Ji Kefeng's tone and movements.
"Don't imitate me! You're a three-year-old!" Ji Kefeng frowned and looked at Tang Shuxing.
Tang Shuxing actually imitated him. Ji Kefeng was about to collapse, while Gu Huaiyi smiled and punched the hood of the car.
"How the hell did I meet you two idiots!" Ji Kefeng shook his head, took a deep breath, and asked, "Why did I meet Uncle Ying?"
"Uncle Ying is a semi-retired person and needs someone to replace him. You are actually very suitable." Gu Huaiyi said with a smile, "He will definitely like Xing Er very much. As for you, you are a former armed policeman and he will not like the armed police.
But it can’t be said to be annoying, how should I say it? Uncle Ying is a person who hates drugs, but he has to rely on drugs to make money. He likes gambling. If you want to find him, you have to go to a casino with strange gameplay."
"Mahjong? Poker? Pai Gow? Long card?" Tang Shuxing looked confident, "I know nothing about these..."
"Then you are talking nonsense! You still look confident!" Ji Kefeng shook his head and said, "I'm not good at playing these either."
"No! He doesn't do that either." Gu Huaiyi shook his head, "I told you, his methods are very strange. For example, he once bet on how long it would take for a woman to use her mouth to make the man squirt."
Ji Kefeng was stunned, and Tang Shuxing's eyes shone, and he took a step forward and said, "Can I be that man?"
Hey! Damn it, can you finish the business? Ji Kefeng cursed in his heart.
"Yes, if you want to participate directly, but usually the woman you find is either very beautiful, very ugly, or just an old lady." Gu Huaiyi shook his head and said, "You know, many people in this world are lacking.
Money, sometimes for money, they are willing to do anything if there are no obvious people around."
"Old lady..." Tang Shuxing swallowed and took a step back, "Pretend I didn't say anything."
There are more and more ways to gamble now. Mahjong and poker are just common things. Many rich people have given up on this kind of game. For them, betting on stones and betting on walnuts are not a big deal.
It's fun, after all, they are not doing it for money, just for excitement and novelty.
In the Northeast Heilongjiang area, "snow betting" has been popular for many years, but few people know that it means betting on the time when the first snow will fall in a specific place in Heilongjiang.
, the banker takes all the money, bet that the snowfall time cannot differ by five days, the bet is huge, at least 100,000, if the time is shortened, the bet will be doubled, and then there is a bet on "White Dragon's Tail", which is what the last snow will be.
time, same rules.
In short, there are many kinds of gambling methods. As long as you can think of something novel, a large number of rich people will follow suit. In a big city, a group of people who were "betting on September 1st" were caught. What is "betting on September 1st"?
"One" means "a narrow escape from death". First, find two drug addicts, the kind who will suck themselves to death anytime and anywhere, and then lock them in a pre-prepared suite.
The suite has everything, including all the furniture, electrical appliances and other items of a normal family. The gambler hid five different large doses of high-purity drugs, divided them into ten parts, and hid them in ten different locations in the room.
Let these two drug addicts find it. What are they betting on? Betting on who of the two will die first, and then betting on which position of the drug will lead to death. Double gambling. The cost of buying drugs alone is huge, so the bet is
Quite big too.
"This is against the rules." Tang Shuxing shook his head and said, "Even if we find Uncle Ying, what should we say? We are younger brothers who are strong in work, and so is he. We are considered equals. Do you want him to accept us? Or tell him directly -
Hey, damn old man, why aren't you dead yet? Leave the business in your hands to us! I'll give you ten dollars, and you can pay in installments to buy a coffin, dig the ground and bury yourself?"
Ji Kefeng nodded to Gu Huaiyi, indicating that he agreed with Tang Shuxing's words this time.
"Get away!" Gu Huaiyi suddenly shouted and rolled to the side. Tang Shuxing and Ji Kefeng were startled. When they turned around, they found a large truck crashing directly towards the rear of their car without slowing down at all.
Meaning, the two of them jumped sideways and jumped directly into the river.
When the two fell into the water, the truck also hit the rear of the car hard. Then another van braked on the side. Two people wearing ski masks jumped out of the car and pointed guns at Gu Huaiyi. Gu Huaiyi just leaned against the tree.
Sit and look at them with a smile.
"Follow me!" The man who jumped out of the truck that hit him was wearing a motorcycle helmet and stood on the bank and shouted to Tang Shuxing and Ji Kefeng, who were soaked in the river.
"Hey, there's something wrong with you!" Tang Shuxing cursed, wiping the water on his face.
Ji Kefeng signaled him to stop talking, because the man took out a pistol in his hand and raised it to signal them to go ashore. The two had to help each other climb up and get into the van according to the man's instructions.
He closed the door of the truck and asked the remaining two people to get in. He walked to a place five meters away from Gu Huaiyi and stopped. He put away the pistol, squatted down and said, "Someone told me that when facing you, I have to keep calm.
At least five meters away, otherwise you can kill me in an instant, I don’t believe it."
"Oh -" Gu Huaiyi just smiled, raised his hand to touch his nose, and then put his hand down again.
The man wearing a motorcycle helmet got up, got into the cab of the truck, then started the truck, rammed Gu Huaiyi's car across the road and sped away.
"The bastards from all over the world are so courageous and their actions are so exaggerated. They are not afraid of killing them all." Gu Huaiyi looked at the hit car and knew that although it could start, the shape of the trunk after being hit was too much.
It was conspicuous, so I had to pack up my things, carry my things on my back, and walk slowly forward, waving my hands to stop the car as I walked.
In the van, Tang Shuxing and Ji Kefeng were sitting in the dark carriage. Ji Kefeng was still calm, leaning against the carriage without saying a word, listening to the movement outside, calculating the distance and the frequency of the car's turns. Tang Shuxing was
He was kicked and beaten in the car, slapped on the small window leading to the driver's cab, and cursed the driver, using all kinds of curse words.
"Xing Er, calm down." Ji Kefeng felt it was too noisy.
"Calm down! I almost got hit to death. When I get out of the car, I will definitely kill those three bastards!" Tang Shuxing kicked the car again, "Don't pretend to be calm. If you pretend to be calm now, you are pretending to be cool. Qian
Don’t show off!”
"Is it right to pretend to be struck by lightning?" Ji Kefeng continued angrily, but unexpectedly Tang Shuxing squatted in front of him and shook his head vigorously.
"Chirp, chirp, chirp, men, don't pretend to be cool, otherwise you will be ridiculed by gays!" Tang Shuxing said seriously, and then asked with a playful smile, "Hey, how about it? My new poem "Don't pretend to be cool" is an incomplete version, please rhyme it smoothly.
?”
"You..." Ji Kefeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Just when he was about to say something, the connection window opened and an object was thrown in. After a "bang" sound, the object flashed a light, and then began to "squeak" and smoke.
"Xing 2, it's a smoke bomb! Cover your mouth and nose and lie down!" Ji Kefeng stood up and dragged Tang Shuxing to a corner and lay down.
"Damn you! Come out and challenge me if you dare!" Just after Tang Shuxing finished shouting, he started coughing violently again. He clearly felt that the car was accelerating, and then it suddenly braked. The two of them bumped into the front and rolled because of their habit.
When we came back, the car started to reverse again and braked suddenly. After repeated several times, it finally stopped, and then the car door was opened.
The moment the carriage door opened, Ji Kefeng seized the opportunity and rushed forward. Tang Shuxing detoured to one side, covering his mouth and nose and also rushed towards the carriage door. But when the two of them rushed to the carriage door, a figure suddenly appeared in front of him.
Then, after punching and kicking the two of them back into the car, the two of them were rolling around holding their chests and abdomens. They heard a muffled groan, and then watched the man turn his back to them and close the door.
"Listen, I locked the door inside, and the key is pressed under the sole of my shoe. There are only two ways to leave." The black figure spoke, "How about you kill me, use the key to open the door and leave?
If you don’t beat me to death, I will drag your bodies out!”
Tang Shuxing slowly got up, leaned against the carriage, and looked carefully at the burly man at the rear of the carriage, who almost hit the roof of the carriage when he stood up. Although the man spoke Mandarin, he could not speak Mandarin.
The pronunciation is completely inaccurate. The word "die" is pronounced as "shi" and the word "key" is pronounced as "yaosi". He is obviously a southerner trying to speak Mandarin well.
"Hey, who are you? What's the purpose of bringing us here?" Ji Kefeng stood up against the carriage and moved his wrist. Although he was asking, he was also ready for a fight.
"Hero! Spare your life!" Tang Shuxing suddenly shouted towards the big man at this time.
Ji Kefeng turned to look at him, and Tang Shuxing quickly winked and signaled him to do what he did, otherwise he would be dead.