Liu Biao was wearing a neat black suit, a gold tie, and shiny leather shoes. He was riding a dilapidated permanent bicycle, and he was racing all the way on a rural road that had just hardened and was paved with wet straw, reaching a speed of more than 50 kilometers per hour.
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Twelve minutes later, we arrived at our destination.
"Click!" Just in time, the bicycle chain broke.
"Bang!" Liu Biao threw his bicycle to the side of the road and strode towards a target house. Time was urgent now, and dozens of people were waiting for him to pinch him.
"Hey, brother, what's your dog?" Zhang Yang grabbed an old farmer with a hoe on his shoulder. This old farmer just came out of a yard, but Liu Biao remembered clearly that there was a big yellow dog in this family that was very tall and fierce.
, when chasing him, he ran ahead of him, so Liu Biao's first target was here.
"What are you doing?" the old farmer asked angrily as Liu Biao almost knocked him down.
"I'm here to buy your dog!"
"When did I say I was selling my dog?" The old farmer rolled his eyes at Liu Biao and walked forward.
"It's a fixed price. I'll buy your big yellow dog. How much does it cost?" Liu Biao didn't let go.
"I don't buy it." The old farmer was too lazy to talk to Liu Biao. He always felt that Liu Biao was as nervous as a lunatic, and he looked tall and mighty, so it was better to take action.
"One thousand native dogs, I'll pay first, will you sell them?" Liu Biao took out a thick stack of banknotes and said through gritted teeth.
"One thousand dollars for a local dog?"
The old farmer's body that was running away immediately stopped. His eyes were wide open and he looked at the banknotes in Liu Biao's hand. The light seemed to turn into gold. You know, the price of a native dog is
It was about two hundred yuan, and now this idiot offered a thousand yuan, which made him doubt the true nature of the matter.
"Here!" Liu Biao proudly ordered ten brand-new RMB and threw them to the old farmer.
The old farmer trembled with his rough and knotted hands. After carefully identifying the authenticity of the coins one by one in the sun, he immediately rushed into the yard with a hoe...
"Peng!"
"Aww...aoww..."
There was a burst of heartbreaking rabid barking followed by intermittent whimpering. Liu Biao saw the old farmer dragging the body of a big yellow dog out. The dog's head was covered with blood, and the blood was mixed with the dog hair.
There is an iron chain tied around the dog's neck.
Obviously, the dog was killed by the old farmer's hoe. The hoe was bloody and extremely scary.
"It's dead, it's dead... Hehe, this dog always bites people, you see, I'm always chained..." The old farmer said with a flattering smile.
"Okay, haha, let's see if you still dare to bite me, Uncle Biao!" Liu Biao looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, and violently kicked the twitching dog corpse.
"Um...Biao...Uncle Biao...I still have three puppies there, do you want to buy them?"
"ah……"
Liu Biao couldn't help but be stunned when he looked at the old farmer holding a bloody hoe with a murderous look on his face. Then he realized that the dog that was beaten to death was in the lactation period. Looking at the murderous face of the old farmer, as long as Liu Biao spoke, those few dogs would
The puppy will not escape bad luck.
"The price can be cheaper." The old farmer nodded and asked.
"Well... forget it, no need, Uncle Biao, although I hold a grudge, but I won't wipe out the whole family, I still want to leave some blood for it. Let's do this. I will give you 1,100 yuan a piece to buy the soil of this village.
Dog, I don’t care how much you earn. Anyway, if you want to be quick, I’ll give you 1,100 yuan if you send me a native dog. How about it?”
"Okay!" The old farmer cheered up.
"This is a deposit of two thousand yuan. Hurry up. Uncle Biao, I have something to worry about."
"Uh-huh……"
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A few minutes later, the shrill barking of dogs could be heard throughout the village. A spotted dog actually escaped to Liu Biao's place and was kicked to death by Liu Biao. The guy who followed the spotted dog looked at Liu Biao with eyes filled with gratitude.
Love, this is 800 yuan! If the dog runs away, it will be a loss of 800 yuan...
Soon, there were more and more dog corpses in front of Liu Biao, and the village was like a Chinese New Year, with chickens flying and dogs dancing.
Looking at the mountains of dog corpses in front of him, Liu Biao felt so happy...
Damn it, how dare you bite Uncle Biao!
Who is Uncle Biao? Did he bite casually?
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None of the dogs knew that their bad luck came from a chase half a year ago.
All the loyal native dogs were dragged by their owners to Liu Biao to collect money. The old farmer at the beginning was smiling from ear to ear. He made a small profit, three hundred for each dog, and he killed at least three.
More than a dozen local dogs, but an ocean of 10,000 people...
The farmers are happy.
Liu Biao was happy.
It’s just a brave and loyal native dog who died unjustly...
Finally, the village returned to peace. Except for the occasional native dog that escaped, 99% of the native dogs in the entire village were thrown at Liu Biao's feet. Among them, at least 80% were killed by mistake.
For this group of local dogs, it was definitely a large-scale manslaughter. In fact, there were only five local dogs that participated in the pursuit of Liu Biao last time, but the number was infinitely exaggerated by Liu Biao.
This massacre of wrongful and unjust killings has been recorded in the history of local dogs in this village. The few local dogs that escaped have been passed down from generation to generation to teach future generations: Never look down on people with dog eyes, otherwise, it will be a disaster for the dog family.
Bringing catastrophe...
Of course, there is another rule that has been passed down, which is to bite a gentleman rather than a villain. People like Liu Biao who are determined to retaliate should never bite. Even if you really want to bite, you should bite an upright gentleman.
"Folks, have you got all the money?" Liu Biao asked loudly and enthusiastically.
"Got it!"
"Okay, everyone will take their own dogs home. Uncle Biao will treat everyone to dog meat today, hahaha..." Liu Biao laughed wildly.
"ah……"
All the farmers were stunned. They didn't expect that this guy spent a lot of money to buy dozens of native dogs, and then he didn't want them anymore. Could it be that this guy is crazy?
"Woooo..."
Just as everyone was stunned, a frantic siren wailed, and a police van drove over at lightning speed.
"Gah!" A harsh brake friction sound.
With a sound of "Wow!", the door opened, and five policemen in police uniforms came out.
"What are you doing?" A middle-aged policeman walked up to the pile of dog corpses. These policemen came to the countryside to investigate many theft cases. Who knew that they heard the miserable barking of dogs a few miles away and thought something was wrong?
Something big happened. Looking from a distance, villagers gathered together for a while.
"It's okay, we're selling dogs." The farmer at the beginning said carelessly as if he didn't agree with the police.
"Why sell it? It's easy for thieves to enter the village and steal things after selling it." The police frowned and looked at the dogs everywhere. Apparently, the dogs in this village have basically become extinct.
"We are willing to sell, but if you police won't catch the thief, who cares what kind of dog we sell?" There was a young man with yellow hair who didn't seem to have a good impression of the police.
"Huang Mao, go to the police station this afternoon." The policeman glanced at the young man with yellow hair and said seriously.
"Why should I go?"
"Because there have been many major theft cases recently, all people with criminal records have been included in the investigation to help the police solve the case... Who are you?"
The middle-aged policeman suddenly looked around the crowd with extremely majestic eyes. Finally, his eyes fell on Liu Biao.
"Hey, don't you recognize me, Uncle Biao?" Liu Biao said with a smile on his face.
"Who are you……"
The middle-aged policeman stared closely at Liu Biao's arrogant face. This man seemed vaguely familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen him before.
"Hey, do you remember those firecrackers? I really want to know how you left last time?" Liu Biao had a proud smile on his face. The first time he saw this policeman, Liu Biao had already recognized him.
The policeman, it was this policeman who caught him last time and Zhang Yang rescued him.
Of course, Liu Biao's hatred for this policeman was not as deep as that of these local dogs. After all, he had already tortured this guy to the point of insincerity last time, and all revenge had been avenged.
Liu Biao has an eccentric personality. He doesn't hold grudges, and he looks like a person who has taken revenge. He has basically no interest in taking revenge anymore.
"It's you!"
The policeman's color suddenly changed, his body retreated like a spring, he squatted down, pulled out a pistol from his calf, and loaded it with a click, looking as if he was facing a formidable enemy.
Several other policemen suddenly became nervous when they saw the policeman reacting so fiercely. When a group of farmers saw the gun, they dispersed in a crowd and stood watching from a distance, with excitement on their faces.
expression.
Although gun battles are shown on TV every day, it is still not easy to see gun battles in real life. How can a group of farmers not be excited?
Under the black hole of gunfire, the atmosphere was extremely tense...
