Chapter 78 Don't panic when you encounter wolves in the wild
"Nima coins!"
Erha, who was tied to the tree again, would prick up his ears, widen his dog eyes, and keep cursing.
but.
For all this, Goudan didn't care at all!
How could it care about a second person? Just try your best to fulfill Su Chen's instructions!
Thinking!
Goudan yawned and tried to read the math book. Not to mention, mathematics is really interesting. Just one addition contains countless possibilities!
11=2!
22=4!
33=6!
Similarly, there is another possibility, that is, 11=11, 22=22, 33=33!
Goudan scratched his head and started thinking seriously again!
the other side.
Su Chen, who had just signed the contract, was whistling and walking towards the mountain zoo with a happy face.
However, at this moment.
A gray wolf shadow blocked his way!
"I opened this mountain and planted this tree. If I want to live here, leave your flesh behind!"
"Ouch~~~"
I saw a gray wild wolf with its tail between its legs. It would emerge from the grass, baring its teeth and grinning, and kept yelling at him fiercely!
Next!
In that jungle, dozens of wild wolves emerged one after another, and they all grinned and quickly surrounded Su Chen!
"Eh!"
"Is the public security in Changbai Mountain so bad?!"
"You can encounter so many wild wolves in broad daylight!"
Su Chen couldn't help but frown slightly, his face full of suspicion.
Logically speaking, wolves are very vigilant animals and generally would not take the risk of entering human territory!
In the live broadcast room, many water friends subconsciously gasped when they saw this scene!
"Damn (‵o′) convex, wild, wild wolves, there are so many more?!"
"Oh, the director is in danger?!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu On the way back to the zoo, are you going to meet so many wild wolves? I don't dare to go!"
"Yeah, it's so strange. Why do so many wild wolves appear out of nowhere?"
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The barrage of white flowers instantly covered the entire live broadcast room.
"Ouch~"
"Would you rather be eaten by us alive or after death?"
The gray-haired alpha wolf, with its tail between its legs, was already surrounded by Su Chen when it saw its younger brothers. It immediately grinned and asked!
"Forehead!"
"I don't like being eaten by you!"
Su Chen wiped the sweat from his forehead. Why did he feel that this wolf seemed a little not very smart?
As these words fell.
The rhubarb under Su Chen's feet would have already become hungry and thirsty.
"Woof woof woof!"
"Damn it, I'm going to kill you!"
“Woof woof woof, we’re not sure who will eat who!”
Dahuang opened his dog's mouth and was already ready for battle!
See this.
Su Chen couldn't help but touch Dahuang's furry dog head. It was indeed a dog that dared to commit robberies. With this momentum, ordinary dogs really couldn't compare!
However, I seem to be remembering something.
He quickly started to educate everyone in the live broadcast room!
"Hehe (*^▽^*)!"
“Dear fellows, don’t panic when you encounter a pack of wolves in the wild, and don’t turn around and run away in fear, because this will further arouse their interest in chasing and biting their prey!”
"Our correct approach is to take off our coat first, then take out our ID card, then wrap the ID card in our coat and throw it aside!"
"This way, everyone can easily know who the victim is!"
The voice fell.
Dahuang, who was originally very willing to fight, was stunned!
then.
It couldn't help but raise its head. The dog's eyes were full of questions, as if it was talking.
“Director, I’m not going to be able to get on board after all!”
In the live broadcast room, when many water friends heard this, their little heads were filled with big question marks.
"?????!"
"I took out my notebook and pen to take notes, and you're just telling me this?!"
"Fuck (‵o′), I suddenly feel that what the director said seems to make sense. You should really throw your ID card aside, otherwise it will be on the news that someone was eaten by a tiger, and no one will know who was eaten by a tiger.
have eaten!"
"That brother upstairs, even if I don't agree with you, I will obey you!"
"When I was young, my family was poor, and the only valuable thing was a big lock on the door. Every time it rained, I would kneel in front of it, crying and saying, please stop showing off!"
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For a time, countless barrages quickly passed by the live broadcast room!
now.
That wolf, after seeing the human in front of him, actually had the intention to tease him!
Immediately, its face was ferocious, and its fangs flashing coldly were exposed in an instant!
"Brothers!"
"Skin him alive!"
"Ouch~"
The alpha wolf looked up to the sky and roared, then quickly opened its bloody mouth and quickly bit Su Chen's neck!
Seeing this, the other wild wolves also rushed forward!
See this.
Su Chen's face changed slightly, he clenched his fists, and planned to have a good fight!
but.
Next second!
I saw the rhubarb under his feet, which was the first to rush towards the alpha wolf that was charging forward!
"Woof~"
Since the alpha wolf's target was Su Chen, he didn't notice the puppy on his feet!
now.
When the wolf reacted, he saw Rhubarb biting its crotch!
"Nima!"
The alpha wolf leaping in the air felt his balls tighten, and then a sense of pain spread throughout his body!
"Ouch~"
"Ouch~"
"It hurts, it hurts!"
"Quickly let go!"
The originally high-spirited alpha wolf would fall to the ground, wailing in pain!
It wanted to shake off the rhubarb, but found that the more it shook, the tighter the rhubarb bit!
The rest of the wild wolves who had originally planned to charge up, saw that their boss was being attacked by someone, and they all froze on the spot, at a loss what to do!
Wild Wolf A: "Boss, can we still eat this human being?"
Wild Wolf B: "Boss, should we eat this human first, or save you first!"
Wild Wolf C: "Boss, I just want to know what it feels like to have your balls bitten!"
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now.
Su Chen, who was originally ready to fight, suddenly became dumbfounded when he saw this scene!
"rhubarb!"
"Do you have a soft spot for other people's balls?"
Thinking.
Su Chen quickly walked in the direction of the wild wolf. After all, the zoo was short of wolves, and now was a good time to tame it!
"hey-hey!"
"Are you still crazy, kid?!"
Seeing the pained alpha wolf, Su Chen simply squatted down and said with a smile.
"Quick, quick, quick!"
"Quickly let this dog go, or I'll send you to the West!"
When the alpha wolf saw Su Chen's smiling expression, and in front of so many younger brothers, he immediately pretended to be fierce and unwilling to admit defeat!
but!
Next second!
As the rhubarb continued to exert force, it immediately withered!
"No, no, I'm not crazy anymore!"
"Quick, quick, let go, I haven't got a wife yet!"
The alpha wolf couldn't stand the pain in his crotch, so he howled immediately!