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Chapter 13: Boy Urine

At this critical moment, suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of a black shadow flashing past. In an instant, I felt a rush of cold air from the bottom of my feet to my forehead, sending a chill down my spine.

"Holy crap! What's going on! Is this 'ghost' still a living thing!?" I felt as if I was about to suffocate, my heart was stuck in my throat and beating violently, and my palms were all sweaty. I couldn't

If you haven't opened your heavenly eyes, you can't see ordinary ghosts at all. If you can see them, then this thing may have become a spirit monster!

"Meow!" My mind was in a mess, but a cat meow came into my ears.

I quickly turned my head and took a look, and I didn’t know when a black cat was squatting next to me! Only then did I realize that the black shadow that just jumped over was this black cat! I felt relieved.

This black cat is not small, bigger than any cat I have ever seen before. At this moment, it is half-hunched up, with wide eyes, staring at Jianjian, looking at its

His posture is as if he has discovered prey and is ready to attack at any time.

But being so frightened by the black cat made me sober up a little. My mind suddenly flashed, and I suddenly thought of the simplest and most effective way to deal with ghosts - use child urine!

Regardless of what happened, I immediately unzipped my pants, took out the words, and pointed them at Bianjian, who was struggling painfully on the ground. However, perhaps because I was too nervous, I couldn't pee.

come out!

Damn it, at such a critical juncture, you are so unsatisfied! In ordinary times, I and Jianjian fight over who can pee the farthest, but I almost never lose!

I tried my best to concentrate and tried to hold in my pee. However, when I couldn't hold in my pee, I made a loud fart with a "pop" sound. What was even more unexpected was that when the fart made a loud noise, I squatted down.

The black cat on the side seemed to have been ordered to attack and immediately pounced towards Jianjian.

It immediately pounced on Jianjian's body and let out a loud "meow". Before I could even react to what was going on, it quickly chased away to the side.

The black cat moved left and right, jumping up and down, and waving its claws back and forth. I don't know what it was chasing. Anyway, I didn't see anything.

I was completely confused. I was staring blankly at the black cat going away when I suddenly coughed violently.

As soon as I heard Jianjian coughing, I immediately turned around, and then I realized that at some point I had peed out the urine that I couldn't hold in for a long time. A column of water as thick as a chopstick sprayed directly on Jianjian's face.

The reason why I cough is because I choke on my urine.

"Bah! Bah!" Jianjian realized what was going on. He jumped up and without saying a word, he stretched out his hand and pushed me hard. I hadn't finished urinating yet, so he pushed me and hit me.

I staggered, tripping over the uneven road surface, and sat down on the ground. I just retracted my urine and made my stomach hurt.

"Damn it, you are crazy!!" Jianjian lifted up her clothes and wiped her face, cursing angrily.

Looking at the embarrassed look on Jianjian's face, I couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Haha, you're fine! It seems like this boy's urine is really effective!"

"Holy shit, you can still laugh!" Jianqian got angry, raised his fist and hit me on the head.

I quickly raised my hand to stop it and explained: "You were possessed by a ghost just now! If it weren't for a boy like me, you would have been in danger!"

"Are you serious?" Jianjian was dubious.

"Of course, can I deceive you about this? Otherwise, why would you be lying on the ground and rolling around!"

Jianjian's face suddenly turned pale: "You...don't scare me!"

"Why are you scaring you? This place is indeed a bit evil, let's leave quickly!" I glanced at the Earth Temple and felt even weirder, and I couldn't help but shudder.

Jianjian didn't care to argue with me anymore, and the two of them fled from here like flying.

It wasn't until we saw the dim street lamp in the center of the South Gate Archway that we both breathed a sigh of relief. But at this time, I started to wonder again, what should I tell Huang Yixian when I get home? What if I go back so late?

If he can't find a reasonable excuse, I'm afraid he'll have to be beaten severely. What's more, Jianjian's body smells like urine. If Huang Yixian finds out that it was me who peed on him, he will have to skin me.

Originally, he wanted to discuss countermeasures with Jianjian, but he had just been possessed by a "ghost" and was still a little shaken. His face was pale, silent, and his whole body was still trembling. He couldn't listen to anything he said.

He seemed to have been frightened out of his wits.

It seemed that I was ready for a severe beating. When I thought of this, I immediately felt a chill running down my spine.

When we walked to the door of our house, it was already past eleven o'clock at night. Except for the vague sound of noisy music from a newly opened dance hall not far away, the rest of the shops were already dark. However, Qibao Zhai

Although the shop door has been closed, the small door on the side is ajar, and there is a dim light shining through the crack of the door. It is obvious that Huang Yixian is not sleeping. He must be waiting for us, maybe

He was still holding the chilling ruler in his hand.

My heart could not stop beating wildly, and I subconsciously stopped and let Jianjian walk in front. Jianjian was not afraid at all. He really had nothing to be afraid of, because Huang Yixian would never hit him.

Jianjian raised her hand to push the door open and walked into the house.

I did not follow him in immediately, but stood outside the house quietly waiting for Huang Yixian's scolding. However, a moment later, Uncle Zhai's hoarse voice came: "Why did you two come back just now? Have you eaten?

"

Jianjian didn't answer Uncle Zhai or say hello to me, so he went straight upstairs.

I couldn't help but wonder, how could it be Uncle Zhai? Isn't Huang Yixian at home?

Because I couldn't figure out what was going on inside, I didn't dare to enter the house. I just poked my head inside and took a look, but I really didn't see Huang Yixian! However, I still didn't dare to go in, for fear that Huang Yixian would suddenly rush out from some corner. Although

He never does this.

Uncle Zhai noticed me and seemed to have read my thoughts. He smiled and said, "Haha, come in quickly! The boss is not at home and went out in the afternoon."

When I heard this, I felt happy and stepped into the house. Uncle Zhai was an easy-going man and never lost his temper. I was not afraid of him at all.

"Is it true that Uncle Master is not at home?" I looked around, still feeling a little uneasy.

Uncle Zhai was playing with his dry tobacco pole and replied without raising his head: "The boss went to the countryside this morning. I don't know when he will come back."

A stone fell from my heart, and I suddenly felt relaxed. I turned around and was about to go upstairs, but Uncle Zhai suddenly raised his head and asked, "What's wrong with Jianjian? There seems to be something wrong with his face!"

As soon as I heard Uncle Zhai ask about Jianjian, I suddenly felt panicked. I felt my cheeks were getting hot. After calming down, I stuttered and replied: "I... we... ran back all the way. He... he might

You must be tired."

Uncle Zhai didn't seem to notice the change in my mood. He didn't ask any more questions and continued to play with his cigarette rod. I was afraid that he would see the flaw, so I didn't dare to stay any longer, so I quickly fled upstairs.

That night, I didn't sleep well. I couldn't fall asleep at first, but then I finally fell asleep, but I kept having nightmares. The nightmares were not related to the mysterious things I encountered in the Tutu Temple, but to Huang Yixian's hand.

It has something to do with the stick inside. Comparatively speaking, the stick stirs up the fear deep in my heart more than the ghost.

Early the next morning, with the crow of the big rooster in the yard, I woke up from the nightmare and got up as soon as I rolled over. Although it was Saturday and I didn’t have to go to school, Bianjian and I had already raised

It has become a habit. I dance to the sound of chicken every morning and never stay in bed.

However, when I got dressed and walked out of the room, there was no movement in the room. I couldn't help but feel strange. I opened the door and went in. I saw that this guy was still lying on the bed, and there was actually a big bed covering him.

Floral quilt!

It's the dog days of summer now, and the weather is hot. Even in the early morning, the temperature is over 20 degrees at least. Bianqian and I usually sleep shirtless. Today, I don't know what kind of nerve this guy has.

I walked forward, pushed aside the large flower quilt, and shouted: "You are infested with maggots! You are covering yourself with a quilt on such a hot day! Get up quickly!"

Jianjian groaned feebly, but did not get up. I was about to pull him up, but found that his body was curled up into a ball and he was still shivering. I quickly put my hand on his forehead.

, so hot! It seemed that I had a fever. I immediately walked outside the door and shouted to Uncle Zhai who was sweeping the floor in the yard: "Uncle Zhai! Come up and have a look, I seem to be sick!"

When Uncle Zhai heard this, without saying a word, he immediately threw the broom in his hand on the ground and ran upstairs in a hurry. Although Uncle Zhai's left leg is somewhat disabled and he usually walks with a limp, but if he encounters

When there was an emergency, he started running, but his speed was no slower than that of a normal person. He quickly came to Jianjian's bed, reached out and touched Jianjian's forehead, and then took Jianjian's left wrist to feel his pulse.

.

Uncle Zhai's expression became more and more solemn. I watched from the sidelines without daring to express my anger.

Suddenly, he stood up and lifted up Jianjian's clothes. I took a closer look and was shocked. I saw a black mark on Jianjian's chest.

.The shape of this mark is quite special, it looks like a talisman.

"How...how could it be..." Uncle Zhai seemed to have seen a ghost in broad daylight, his expression suddenly changed.

I vaguely felt that the situation was serious and stood aside without daring to ask any more questions. He suddenly turned his head and said, "Go to my room quickly and bring up the wooden box under my bed."

I quickly ran to Uncle Zhai's room.

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