"Every family has sutras that are difficult to recite..."
Li Mengnan felt a little emotional. Xiao Baoer was a single-parent family, but she was much happier than Qingche. At least she had a mother and sister who loved her. Qingche not only had nothing, but was also forced to bear the hatred of both parents for each other.
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"Qingche is my best friend, so of course I hope she can be happy like an ordinary girl... although it may be a bit early to say this at my current age." Xiao Baoer said, "Heaven is about to give you a big responsibility."
He patted Li Mengnan on the shoulder with an expression of "Yusi Renye", "The beautiful princess is looking forward to being rescued in the dragon's castle. Brother, do you have the urge to transform into a prince and slay the dragon now?"
Li Mengnan curled his lips in a funny way, rubbed Xiao Baoer's little head, and said: "If you knew me, you would definitely not say this - if I transform, I won't be a prince, I will just be another evil dragon.
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Xiao Baoer wrinkled her nose in dissatisfaction, showing a few cute little wrinkles. She didn't believe Li Mengnan's words.
The courtyard door opened, and Xiao Hui and Minnie walked in from the outside carrying a vegetable basket. Li Mengnan stopped chatting with Xiao Baoer and hurriedly stood up to greet them.
"Mom, you are back, let me get it for you!"
Xiao Hui happily handed the food basket to Li Mengnan, but Minnie still ignored him, walking straight past Li Mengnan as if she hadn't heard anything, and carrying the food basket into the kitchen.
"Oh, this kid! Xiaonan, don't mind. Nier may not be used to having more than one person at home..."
Minnie's uncooperative attitude made Xiao Hui slightly embarrassed, and she hurriedly put in a good word for her. She didn't want Li Mengnan to have a grudge against any member of the family.
"It's okay. If she really becomes enthusiastic, I might not be able to adapt to it..."
Li Mengnan waved his hand to show that he didn't take it to heart at all. He had long expected that Minnie would have this attitude. Once a knot is formed, it cannot be solved by enlightening her once or twice.
"Oh, Ni'er is a very good child, and she is usually very friendly to her neighbors. Why does it feel like meeting an enemy when she meets you? I don't know if it's because you two are at odds with each other..."
Xiao Hui shook her head and sighed, then walked into the kitchen chatteringly.
The kitchen area was very small, and it was obviously a bit crowded for the three of them to work together. Xiao Baoer was soon kicked out by his mother, and sat under the pomegranate tree with Li Mengnan staring at each other in a daze.
"My sister doesn't seem to like you."
"You didn't realize it until the first day, right?"
"How is that possible? Of course I've seen it a long time ago... I'm just a little confused."
"Can't figure out what?"
"Brother, you are such a nice person, you talk funny, and you can do magic tricks. Why does my sister hate you so much?"
Xiao Baoer put his elbows on his knees, dragged his face with his hands, and looked at Li Mengnan in confusion.
"If you like eating fish, do you have to ask others to also like eating fish?"
Of course, Li Mengnan couldn't tell the truth, "Because your sister and I had a super friendly relationship in the KTV bathroom," so he could only give her a reasonable explanation.
"Are you questioning my taste in men?" Xiao Baoer snorted dissatisfied.
"Hey, you are still a man and you still have taste. You little girl... you have a lot of problems. How old are you to know what a man is?"
Li Mengnan wanted to ridicule "Has the hair grown all the way?", but suddenly realized that it seemed a bit obscene, especially to a little girl who was in the growth stage. He changed his words when he spoke, and almost bit his tongue.
"Tch, don't you just want to say that my hair has not even grown yet!" Xiao Baoer curled his lips and rolled his eyes. He straightened up and rubbed the red mark on his knee that was pressed by his elbow, and said, "Gan Luo can do it when he is twelve years old.
When he became the prime minister, Sima Guang knew how to smash vats to save people at the age of seven, Cao Chong knew how to weigh an elephant when he was five or six years old, Kong Rong knew how to make pears at the age of four, and Calabash Baby was born to fight goblins. How dare you look down on us children?
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"Wait a minute, did something strange get in just now..."
"Details are not important!" Xiao Baoer was eloquent, not giving Li Mengnan any time to react. "The important thing is that you don't look at us with that old look, thinking that we born after 2000 don't understand anything. In fact, we know nothing better than
You are relatively young, so I'm just pretending to be naive because I'm afraid that if I say it, I'll scare you..."
Pretend to be naive...pretend to be naive...naive...really...
At this moment, Li Mengnan's mind felt as if a group of ugly-faced mythical beasts were running happily across the Male Gobi prairie. Among the billowing smoke and dust, there was also a small grass mud horse at the end of the group that stopped from time to time and looked back at him.
So is this the true form of the legendary post-00s generation? This can't be described as precocious, right? It's simply a monster...
Li Mengnan finally realized that he was very wrong. Children's mode of communication was obviously no longer suitable for Xiao Baoer. This little girl knew too much and could completely talk to an adult of the same age.
"By the way, brother, let me ask you something."
Turning his head and glancing in the direction of the kitchen, Xiao Baoer moved Maza forward, almost face to face with Li Mengnan.
"If you have something to say, you don't need to seduce me."
Being precocious is not entirely a bad thing, at least Li Mengnan no longer has to pretend to be a loyal brother in front of Xiao Baoer, and he speaks much more casually.
No longer needing to pretend to be a good boy, Xiao Baoer became obviously more lively, and his attitude towards Li Mengnan became a bit more affectionate.
"It's a beast to have bad thoughts about your sister!" Xiao Baoer smiled and poked Li Mengnan's eyebrows with his fingers. The girl's body fragrance with a little milky smell continued to float in Li Mengnan's nose, "Brother, I
Has sister got a boyfriend?"
Li Mengnan's eyelids trembled unconsciously a few times, thinking that this little girl's intuition was too keen, but his face remained calm and he smiled: "You should ask your sister about this, why are you asking me?
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"Just like you, I am just a child in my sister's eyes. Do you think she would say such things to me?" Xiao Baoer dragged his chin with one hand and raised his mouth in dissatisfaction, "You and her
We are in the same school and in the same class, so I think you should know..."
I do know, the problem is I can't tell you...
Li Mengnan didn't know how to answer, so he shamelessly pushed the question back and asked: "Why do you think your sister has a boyfriend?"
Xiao Baoer put his face close to Li Mengnan's ear and said mysteriously: "A while ago, I forgot the specific time, it should be a certain day during the National Day holiday... When my sister came home at night, I noticed that my sister was walking
My posture is a bit wrong, my legs don’t seem to dare to close together, and my eyebrows are always wrinkled, as if she is in pain. I suspect that my sister may have been undressed.”
"This...can't mean anything, right? Maybe it's just menstrual cramps?" Li Mengnan said with a guilty conscience.
"That's my sister. How can I not know when she will come?" Xiao Baoer looked at Li Mengnan with a look like an idiot, "Of course, I don't dare to jump to conclusions about such a big thing, so when my sister
After going to the bathroom, I sneaked over to check, and guess what I found - there were blood streaks on the paper! How can a girl's private parts be injured so easily? The only possibility is that the vagina is ruptured..."
"You even dug through the trash can? Do you dare to be more boring?" Li Mengnan's eyes widened in disbelief. Isn't this little girl's thirst for knowledge too strong?
"What's that expression on your face? Do you think it's just gossip? I'm helping my sister! If I hadn't cleared away the evidence immediately, my mother would have discovered it by now..."
Xiao Baoer put his hands on his small waist, and the reason was quite good.
"You are truly a good sister from China. You are so considerate..." Li Mengnan could no longer complain.
"Of course, to be a sister, you must have the consciousness of being a sister. You should love what you do."
Xiao Baoer was quite proud and seemed completely unaware that this was an irony.
Or maybe she just doesn't care.
After being narcissistic for a moment, Xiao Baoer seemed to realize that he had gone astray, and quickly said seriously: "Actually, I don't care what my sister did that night. After all, she is an adult and she can be responsible for her own decisions... I just want to
Knowing who that lucky man is, my sister has always had high standards, and the man who can make her willing to sacrifice her life must be very good."
"Should I be happy..." Li Mengnan muttered softly.
"Brother, what did you say?" Xiao Baoer didn't hear clearly.
"Oh, I mean, your sister is so beautiful, her boyfriend must be excellent, like a dragon or a phoenix among people..." Li Mengnan praised her with a shy face.
Don't tell me, it feels so good to praise yourself...
"So my sister really has a boyfriend?" Xiao Baoer's eyes lit up instantly, as if he had discovered a new world.
"I really don't know." Li Mengnan has already made up his mind not to admit it. "You have also seen that your sister and I are at odds with each other. We are like enemies at home. Do you think she can change into a submissive person at school?
Good sister mode?”
"That's true."
Xiao Baoer also knew that his sister Minnie and Li Mengnan did not get along, so it was completely logical that he would deliberately avoid Li Mengnan at school.
"Hmph! My sister is really too much. Even if she hides it from my mother, she actually keeps it a secret from me... Hundan! Who is that man?"
Xiao Baoer frantically rubbed his hair into a ball of chicken coop, as if he would die in silence if he couldn't figure it out.
"What are you two brothers and sisters talking about? Look how happy Bao'er is!" Xiao Hui walked out of the kitchen with a smile while carrying a dish.
This... this must be a struggle, right? Does this little girl react like this when she is happy? Is her expression so simple?
Li Mengnan stood up to help carry the dishes and chopsticks, and said vaguely: "We were just talking about her friend named Qing Che..."
Xiao Hui couldn't help but suddenly patted her head and said: "Looking at my memory, I have completely forgotten about Qingche, so I have to go get another pair of dishes and chopsticks."
"No, she has already left. She was asked to leave by her father." Li Mengnan quickly stopped Xiao Hui.