342. Chapter 338 New 0312 Walking, Sitting, and Lying are all weapons
Li Mengnan suddenly felt a lot of pressure.
It wasn't because he accidentally kissed the wrong person, but because the girl in front of him said a masterstroke: "Brother-in-law, don't do this."
The feeling of incomparable taboo and evil is comparable to that of urban pornography before the crackdown on the Internet.
"What...you just called me?"
Rather than apologizing, Li Mengnan now wants to verify whether he just had an auditory hallucination.
"Brother-in-law." A shy blush appeared on the girl's fresh and beautiful face, as if to cover up her inner panic, she fiddled with the big black braids that are rare among urban girls, "My name is Sister Wu Ansu, and of course you are my brother-in-law.
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Okay, I finally found the root.
Li Mengnan covered his face with his hands speechlessly, and continued for a long time. Originally, the twin girls were looking for Wu Ansu's family. No wonder Wu Ansu said that relatives came to the house recently, and it turned out that they were the two of them.
This makes everything make sense. Wu Ansu might have gone to help him purchase the materials and tools on the list. He couldn't send him breakfast, so he sent one of the twin girls to help, but he thought he was Wu Ansu.
I made a big mistake.
"Uh...it turns out that's what happened just now..."
The girl's cheeks were slightly red, and her fingers rested on her slightly raised pink lips as if inadvertently. She shook her head slightly and said, "It doesn't matter. I know that brother-in-law, you regard me as your sister. Although that was my first kiss, brother-in-law, you don't have to worry about it at all."
,real……"
Hey! Your expression and those words are completely expressing that you actually care, right? Even if you don’t mean what you say, you are not as playful as you...
Bang! The door to the ward was suddenly pushed open from the outside, and a curvaceous figure walked in backwards with her plump and straight butt raised, shouting "Jiajia, come and help."
Suddenly, maybe because she felt something was wrong with the atmosphere in the room, the girl at the door turned around suddenly, her eyes turned around on the face of the girl who looked exactly like her next to the bed, and then looked at the slightly embarrassed Li Mengnan, with a look on her face.
He blinked cutely and said, "Did I miss something just now?"
It is said that there is a special kind of telepathy between twins. Li Mengnan finally understood it this time. He didn't want to continue to dwell on this topic, so he quickly got out of bed and helped the girl at the door move her things.
"Brother-in-law, you're injured, so I'll do it."
The girl sitting beside the bed moved faster than Li Mengnan. As soon as Li Mengnan was about to lean forward, the girl's soft and boneless hands were pressed on her shoulders.
Li Mengnan couldn't help but be surprised. He had no idea that the seemingly weak girl in front of him would be as fast and powerful as him, and her control of her own power would be much better than his.
Li Mengnan could already guess the origins of the two of them. These stunning twin girls must come from the warrior clan that Wu Xia mentioned - the Yun Family of Zhejiang Province.
In other words, this pair of girls and Wu Ansu should be cousins.
The cardboard box that the girl moved later was not heavy, but it was a little big. It just fit the width of the door frame of the ward. One person couldn't get in no matter what, but it could be easily carried by two people, one behind the other.
Entered the house.
Due to the angle of vision, Li Mengnan couldn't see what was inside when the carton was being carried. When the two girls entered the house and put the carton on the ground, he discovered that it was filled with fresh fish, eggs, meat and vegetables.
Ingredients.
"What are you doing? Are you bringing souvenirs from your hometown?" Li Mengnan became increasingly confused.
"No, brother-in-law, these are all bought from the nearby vegetable market." One of the girls answered while stacking ingredients in the refrigerator in the ward: "Sister said that you have been buying food outside for the past few days.
, the food outside is unpalatable and nutritious, so we told my sister to come over and cook for you, and at the same time take care of you, brother-in-law, for her when she doesn’t have time."
There was no mole on the exposed wrist of this girl, so she should be the girl who came in later.
"Isn't this... too exciting? Why do I feel like I have an incurable disease? Tell me the truth, am I going to die soon? Ah... I suddenly feel that my head is full of toothache, and my whole body and back are hurting.
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Li Mengnan covered his chest with his hands, pretending to be in grief and fell on the hospital bed, humming feebly, his body twitching from time to time like a toad that was about to die.
Watching Li Mengnan playing tricks on the bed, the two girls couldn't help but chuckle. They lightly covered their mouths with the backs of their hands, revealing a bit of girlish charm in their freshness.
"Okay, brother-in-law, stop making trouble." The two girls took apart the cardboard boxes and flattened them and placed them behind the door. They picked up the cleaning tools and started cleaning the room. "Brother-in-law, let's clean up the room. You can clean up the room first."
I’ve eaten the wontons I made for you, and I’m thinking about what I want to eat for lunch..."
The two girls started busying themselves as soon as they came in. They took even more meticulous care of Wu Ansu than when he was here, which made Li Mengnan feel a little flattered.
"Wait a moment." Li Mengnan temporarily stopped the two girls who were tying aprons to each other, and said with a strange expression: "You two are almost ready. I believe Susu asked you to come here just to escort you. You have no idea at all.
It must be done to this extent..."
"It's okay, you are our brother-in-law, we should take care of you." The two girls smiled sweetly and continued to work on the things at hand.
He is a brother-in-law and has to take care of him? What kind of logic is this?
Li Mengnan was a little confused by this sentence, so he simply stopped trying to dissuade him and sat on the edge of the bed holding the thermos bucket, eating wontons and watching the two girls cleaning the room as they flew up and down.
That's right, it was flying up and down. Li Mengnan really couldn't think of any more appropriate adjectives to describe the scene in front of him that was comparable to an acrobatic performance.
Have you ever seen someone lift the entire sofa in order to clean a dead corner?
Li Mengnan saw it.
Have you ever seen two people standing on top of each other in order to sweep the roof of a shed?
Li Mengnan met again.
Have you ever seen a rag that can be turned into a grinding wheel to polish glass directly?
Li Mengnan still saw it.
And Li Mengnan could completely see that these two girls were not showing off their skills, but that they had already integrated their martial arts training into every instinctive movement of their bodies.
Walking, sitting and lying down are all martial arts. This is a very powerful state for a martial artist. To reach this state, you not only need a certain amount of talent, but also you need to have no distracting thoughts and not be disturbed by external objects and trivial matters except for practicing martial arts.
Although the hospital's special care unit is well-equipped, the actual usable area is not very large. Including the simple kitchen and bathroom, the total is only more than forty square meters. With the perfect cooperation of the two girls, it was cleaned in a short time.
Gotta get a new look.
"Brother-in-law, where did you put the dirty clothes you changed out of?"
Hearing the shouts coming from the bathroom, Li Mengnan subconsciously pressed down on the pillow at hand. The underwear he had changed out of was pressed underneath.
Forget about cleaning the room, no matter how thick-skinned he is, he would be too embarrassed to ask two girls he just met to wash his underwear...
"Um...can you two take a break? You two are walking around like this, and you all look the same. It makes me a little dizzy. It feels like my eyes are double..."
The behavior of the two girls was a bit too attentive, and it was completely beyond the standards of a girlfriend and sister for her sister and boyfriend, let alone two cousins. The more Li Mengnan couldn't figure it out, the more he felt uneasy.
It's not that he looks at the world with malicious eyes, but he is being served by two stunning twin beauties, with each "brother-in-law" sweetly calling him "brother-in-law" in front of and behind him, so well-behaved and considerate as just now.
Like a newly married young daughter-in-law, it is inevitable that she will feel hairy in her heart.
"Oh, I almost forgot that my brother-in-law is sick and needs to rest..."
The two girls stuck out their tongues in unison, expressing their apologies with extremely playful and cute expressions.
Anyway, the entire ward was almost cleaned, so the two of them sat on the sofa diagonally opposite the hospital bed, side by side, staring with interest as if looking at rare wild animals.
Li Mengnan looked up and down.
Of course, that look is more like looking at a giant panda, a golden monkey, or something like that, rather than a porcupine or a skunk.
"I think you should already know that my name is Li Mengnan, but I don't seem to know what your names are yet?"
Speaking of this, Li Mengnan also found it a bit strange. The two girls brought him food, bought ingredients, tidied the room, and even kissed one of them, but he still didn't know their names until now. How is this rhythm?
It doesn't seem right even when I think about it.
"Hee~!" The twin girls glanced at each other as if they had expected it, and laughed in unison: "The two of us were betting just now, brother-in-law, when will you ask this question? It's earlier than we expected.
Little by little..."
The girl sitting on the left tilted her head slightly and said first: "Brother-in-law, since you asked, let's introduce ourselves - we have the same surname as Sister An Su, my name is Wu Jianjia, and I was born a little earlier than her.
, she can be considered a sister."
The girl named Wu Jianjia suddenly showed her right wrist secretly to Li Mengnan. A red mole the size of a rice grain was clearly visible. Then she stretched out her green-white finger as if inadvertently, and quietly crossed her red lips, and the corners of her mouth curled up.
A slightly shy smile.
Li Mengnan secretly wiped his hands with cold sweat. Apparently, the person he kissed by mistake just now was Wu Jijia, the elder sister of the twin girls.
The characteristic of the red nevus on the right wrist should be remembered in order to avoid any unnecessary embarrassment caused by mistaking the two sisters.
Another girl didn't seem to notice the hidden code between her sister and Li Mengnan. She raised her hand happily and said, "It's my turn now. My name is Wu Bailu. I am the second sister and the second sister."
Li Mengnan was stunned for a moment, what kind of arrangement is this? Is the relationship between sisters between these two people constantly rotating?
Wu Jianjia, who had a red mole on her right wrist, guessed from Li Mengnan's expression that he had misunderstood, and quickly explained: "Actually, we were originally triplets, and we originally had a little sister named Wu Yiren, but she was born not long ago.
He died young... In order to commemorate her, we will leave a place for her when introducing us to others."
"So you were once triplets?"
Li Mengnan couldn't help but marveled. Wu Jianjia and Wu Bailu were such a stunning pair of sisters. If the little sister Wu Yiren had not died in infancy, and the three identical sisters stood together, the visual impact would not be the same.
It's as simple as adding one plus one.
Perhaps God cannot tolerate such a perfect existence in the world, so he left one of the three sisters when they were born, which makes people sigh.
Li Mengnan suddenly noticed the mystery in the girl's name and said in surprise: "The jianjia is green, the white dew is frost, the so-called beauty is on the side of the water - if I guessed correctly, your two names should come from this passage in the Book of Songs"
Bar?"
"Brother-in-law is so talented in literature." The two girls clapped their little hands in admiration.
Li Mengnan is shameful, but he has a shitty literary talent. The key is that this poem is so famous, second only to the sentence "Holding the hand of the son, and growing old together with the son." It is said that he only remembers these two sentences in the entire "Book of Songs"
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"Brother-in-law, I heard that when you first came to Sanshan City, you took sister An Su's car?"
Although they are twin sisters who look exactly the same, after getting to know each other in depth, you will find that they are actually very different.
The elder sister Wu Jianjia talks less, and even when she does speak, she speaks in a gentle and slow voice; while the younger sister Wu Bailu has a more lively personality and is more curious, and she usually starts many topics.
It is normal for a younger sister to want to know about her elder sister's love history, and it does not involve any shady privacy issues. So Li Mengnan nodded and said with a smile: "It's not about riding in a car. I am attracted by your sister An Su."
Taken away as a criminal suspect."
"It seems like my brother-in-law and my sister are really destined to be together." Wu Bailu sighed with her chin in her hands.
"It should be considered...right." Li Mengnan had never thought about it from this perspective before. After Wu Bailu said this, it seemed that there was a sense of God's will.
How to put it another way, no matter how strange the encounter is, as long as the word "fate" is used, there will immediately be a sense of "higher" destiny, and the character will rise immediately.
"On the first day we came to Sanshan, we got to ride in your brother-in-law's car. From this, it seems that you and we are also very destined!" Wu Bailu said as if unintentionally, and then chuckled.
"Lulu, don't use such ambiguous words as fate, it will misunderstand my brother-in-law. How could we have the same fate as my sister?" Wu Jianjia corrected her seriously.
Li Mengnan's face twitched involuntarily a few times, thinking to himself, you have to add such a sentence to make it easier for others to misunderstand, right?
"Li Mengnan, are you here?"
At this moment, the door of the room was suddenly pushed open from the outside. Before Li Mengnan could see anyone coming in, he felt two strong winds blowing beside him. The two sisters Wu Jianjia and Wu Bailu had disappeared.
In front of me, there was only the poor sofa that was kicked up by the two of them when they started.
"Hey, you guys... forget it."
Li Mengnan had actually heard that the person was Zhuang Jia in the next ward. He was about to explain it clearly to Wu Jianjia and Wu Bailu, but his speech speed could not catch up with the footsteps and hand speed of the two sisters. He just said "Hey"
With a modal word, the two sisters over there had already brought Miss Zhuang back.
However, it is better to say that it is "drag" than "bring" back. At this moment, Zhuang Jia's hands and feet are behind his back, and his whole body is tied up with weird red threads as thick as match sticks and tied with knots. His body can't help but bend backwards.
She formed an extremely shameful shape. As she struggled, the slender red ropes continued to tighten around the gaps in her body, squeezing her originally small breasts and buttocks into becoming more swollen and plump.
Li Mengnan was shocked at that time - I'm out of here! You two are confirmed to be from a family of Chinese warriors? Could it be that you came back from the island country across the sea to learn skills from a master? This is not the legendary "tortoise shell binding"
Even if you want to kidnap someone, you don’t have to tie them in such a shameful way, right? What kind of shameful PLAY is this?
However, why did Mao feel a little inexplicable excitement in his heart when he saw Zhuang Jia like this? Yo Xi, Shou De Nei...
Zhuang Jia originally came to Li Mengnan to ask about the treatment of hemophobia. After getting up this morning, she learned about this from Le Youyou's text message, but she never expected that she would be pressed to the ground and tied up as soon as she entered the door.
She was so frightened that she even forgot to scream for help. When she remembered, her mouth had been stuffed with something unknown, and now she couldn't scream even if she wanted to.
When she recovered from the panic, she realized that the person who tied her up was not Wu Mingyang as she had imagined, but two beautiful twin girls who looked like high school students, and that damn bastard Li Mengnan was actually sitting next to the bed with a lewd look on his face.
Staring at her body, you can see her Adam's apple rolling up and down from time to time.
"Uh--!" Zhuang Jia's eyes were about to burst into flames, and his body was twisting desperately on the ground. Unfortunately, he could only make a vague whine from his mouth.
Although the picture in front of him had a different kind of beauty, Li Mengnan didn't dare to look at it any longer. He quickly stepped forward and pulled the lump out of Zhuang Jia's mouth, and threw it under the bed with lightning speed.
Those were the socks he had been wearing. They had been stuffed into the sneakers at the door. It was probably one of the sisters Wu Jia, Wu Bailu and Wu Bailu who had "borrowed" them. Miss Zhuang couldn't see them, otherwise she would definitely
Will go crazy.
"Li Mengnan, you bastard! What do you mean?"
As soon as Zhuang Jia opened his mouth, he saw a white shadow flash by. Li Mengnan was startled and quickly pinched Wu Bailu's wrist to prevent Zhuang Jia from being slapped in the face.
Although she didn't hit her, the slap caused Zhuang Jia's face to be sore, and her newly combed hair was also messed up. She was so frightened that her face turned pale, and she no longer dared to say a word.
"Brother-in-law, she scolded you." Wu Bailu pouted slightly, as if she was a little unhappy that Li Mengnan stopped her.
"We are all friends. Don't be so quick to beat or kill someone. It's so disharmonious."
Li Mengnan secretly wiped his hands with cold sweat. Fortunately, he reacted quickly enough. Otherwise, if the slap was real, with Wu Bailu's strength, Zhuang Jia would have to replace at least half of his teeth.