Chu Bai and Liu Xijun never expected to encounter such an embarrassing scene. Listening to the snort of the woman named "Lian'er", when Chu Bai and Liu Xijun looked at each other, they instantly blushed!
What's more, the two people's postures at this time were a bit too ambiguous. Not only were their bodies tightly pressed against each other, Liu Xijun also grabbed Chu Bai's wrist and covered his mouth with her other hand.
"You should turn off your five senses and six senses." After all, Chu Bai is a veteran. He has experienced this kind of thing too much, so he feels that the previous scene is a kind of blasphemy to Liu Xijun, a pure and pure girl.
"Yeah." Liu Xijun let go of Chu Bai's hand, moved away a little, and then closed her eyes.
Chu Bai did not close his eyes, nor did he close his five senses and six consciousnesses, but began to look at the space where he was.
This is a cave, very humid, very dark, and there is the sound of dripping water. The location where he and Liu Xijun are located is also at the corner of the fork in the cave.
Chu Bai looked back and found that there was no door of light behind him, nor was there any spring or underground river.
"What a masterpiece!" Chu Bai took a deep breath, because in this cave, the underground spring could not be found at all.
"Ahhhhh~" Just when Chu Bai was sighing secretly, the cheating man and woman moved even louder. The woman seemed to be kicking and screaming, and the man was panting violently and wasted no time.
Speak unbearable love words.
"Ri, you don't have to call me that, right?" Hearing the woman's cry, a ball of evil fire rose up in Chu Bai's lower abdomen, and at the same time, he subconsciously took a step back.
He didn't dare to get too close to Liu Xijun, because Liu Xijun's body had a faint fragrance, and that fragrance could also bring out a man's desire.
However, at this time, Liu Xijun frowned inadvertently. It seemed that she had not really turned off her five senses and six senses. She also heard the roar that made her heart beat faster.
Chu Bai secretly prayed to the man to hurry up and leave as soon as he was done.
But the more he prayed, the more anxious he became, but the man never got it done. His fighting power seemed extremely strong.
Nearly an hour later, Liu Xijun opened her eyes. At the same time, her chest rose and fell violently, and then she said via voice: "When will they be finished..."
"I don't know either..." Chu Bai said sadly.
"How could there be such a person in the academy?" Liu Xijun seemed a little angry, her face flushed and ugly, and she was ready to take action.
"There are too many people like this in the world, don't be angry, it will be over in a while!" Chu Bai found that she seemed a little impatient, so he immediately leaned over. At this time, he did not want to cause trouble, in case the man and the woman
If they are at the level of Holy God or Upper God, as long as they make a little noise, the end they will face is definitely death.
When Liu Xijun saw Chu Bai approaching, she subconsciously moved to the left, but the left side was against the wall, so she didn't move a few centimeters.
Chu Bai's arm touched her, and then he took a deep breath and said: "Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, don't make any noise, wait, wait."
"Don't be so close..." Liu Xijun muttered quietly, perhaps feeling the heat from Chu Bai's body and the masculine scent that hit his nostrils.
"Okay, but don't make any noise. I'll tell you a joke to divert your attention." Chu Bai took a step back.
"Okay, you tell me." When Liu Xijun heard Chu Bai's words, she couldn't help but feel sorry that this man was still in the mood to tell jokes at this time, but she also praised Chu Bai's gentlemanly virtues because he listened to him for more than an hour.
It's called the Voice of Spring, but until now, his eyes are pure and very clean, without that kind of filth or that strange light.
This also shows that his eldest brother Beishan has not blasphemed himself in his heart, nor does he have any evil thoughts because of his beauty or close contact with himself.
This man is still reliable and has a strong determination.
"Well, let me think about it. I used to have a group of brothers. When they got together, they always liked to tell jokes, but it took too long and they all forgot about it. Let me think about it..." Chu Bai's previous life in the secular world
When I was young, I heard a lot of little jokes, including some dirty jokes.
And just when he was thinking about what joke to tell, suddenly, the woman calling for the bed shouted: "It's so comfortable... it feels so good..."
"Hmph!" Hearing the woman's shameless words, Liu Xijun was so angry that her hands were shaking. If Chu Bai hadn't been here, she would have punished this pair of bastards.
"Yes, don't listen to them. Now listen to my jokes." After Chu Bai heard the woman's cry, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and then he suppressed a smile and said: "This is also a story about 'cool'
story."
"Oh, tell me then." Liu Xijun didn't know what joke could be associated with the word "shuang", so he listened curiously.
"Said: Once upon a time, a man named 'A Shuang' died. On the day of the funeral, his family cried and called his name, "It's so cool... it's so cool... it's so cool...". And this
When passers-by saw this scene, they asked: What do you enjoy?"
Ah Shuang’s family burst into tears and said: “Ah Shuang is so cool...”
"Pfft~" Liu Xijun finally couldn't help laughing when she heard Chu Bai's vivid description, and the woman's shout in the distance overlapped with Chu Bai's story of 'A Shuang'.
She couldn't help it. Although the joke was a bit...a bit indecent, at this time, the situation they were facing, and the cooperation of the woman, the joke was absolutely perfect.
Her previous melancholy and irritable mood was instantly washed away by this joke.
She couldn't help laughing, and then she suddenly realized that she had made a mistake, and she made a sound!
"It's all your fault. What are you talking about? It's so unpleasant, so unpleasant!" Liu Xijun pretended to be angry and hit Chu Bai twice with her fist!
"I was wrong, but let's...run!" Chu Bai yelled, then grabbed Liu Xijun's hand and rushed out.
Because Liu Xijun laughed out loud just now, and the fun outside suddenly stopped, so they were discovered, and therefore, if they didn't run away at this time, they would have no chance!
At this moment, Liu Xijun suddenly felt like she was flying. Not only was her body flying, but her heart was also flying.
It seemed that she had never laughed like this or been so happy for many, many years, and today, he made her feel suddenly happy. This feeling was indescribable, unexplainable, and indescribable!
"Huh~" When he grabbed Liu Xijun and rushed out, the scene was in a mess. The two naked men and women were also in shock and panic. Even the woman subconsciously covered her lower body and then her upper body.
The man also used his clothes to cover himself.
When Liu Xijun saw this situation, she blushed with embarrassment. At the same time, she was dragged by Chu Bai and ran away, and her fingertips flicked twice.
Chu Bai didn't think too much. Taking advantage of the nakedness of the man and woman, and when they were in panic, it was the right time to escape, so he almost spread his wings.
Soon, he rushed over with Liu Xijun and got into the dense cave.
What Chu Bai didn't know was that when he and Liu Xijun disappeared, the man and woman also fell to the ground softly, as if they had fallen asleep.
After holding Liu Xijun and running for about ten minutes, Chu Bai stopped panting and exhausted.
As soon as he stopped, Liu Xijun hit him again and scolded him with a smile: "It's all your fault, it's all your fault. What are you talking about? It's so unpleasant!"
"But you laughed!" Chu Bai chuckled.
"Don't talk like this again in the future." Liu Xijun warned.
"Okay, if you don't want to talk about this, then I'll tell you the story about the God Realm spaceship losing power and crashing on a desert island!"
"Oh? Is there any other story like this? Tell it quickly!" Liu Xijun's interest was completely aroused by Chu Bai.
"It's better not to give it up, right? Where are we? How to get to the top of the mountain?" Chu Bai was now anxious to get to the top of the mountain.
"Follow me. I know the way. There will be no danger next. I have never heard the joke before when you tell the story about the spaceship losing ground. It's very funny!" Liu Xijun said, holding back a smile.
"Okay, I have a lot of jokes in my head." Chu Bai followed Liu Xijun, walking quickly while continuing: "There used to be a flying treasure ship in the God Realm, and there was a father and son on the ship. The father was a normal person.
But his son is a bit mentally retarded."
"The flying treasure ship encountered a meteorite flying from the sky during its flight, and then the spacecraft crashed. Everyone died, but the father and son were lucky. They fell on a desert island."
"When the father fell to the ground, he fainted, but the son did not faint. Instead, he walked around the island. When his father woke up, the son told his father with a grimace that he had two pieces of news.
, a good news, a bad news, which one do you want to hear?"
"His father thought about it and concluded that the loss of the spacecraft was bad news. He didn't think there was anything worse, so he heard the bad news first."
"His son said that the bad news is that there is nothing on the desert island except dry cow dung that is edible."
"After hearing this, his father's face turned green, and then he asked what is the good news?"
"When the son heard his father's words, he suddenly pulled out two pieces of dried cow dung from behind and laughed: "The good news is that there is cow dung..."
"Ah...hahaha..." Liu Xijun was so teased by Chu Bai that she finally stopped being a lady and started laughing, holding her stomach and laughing.
Chu Bai also laughed. At the same time, he also felt that the girl Liu Xijun looked prettier when she smiled.
"I still want to listen, I still want to listen, and I want to talk again..."
"Do it……"
"But I want to hear it..."
"All right……"
Through two small jokes, the relationship between the two seemed to be drawn closer at once. The two also became a lot closer.
The two continued to move forward, walking side by side. Chu Bai continued to choose some jokes that were deep in his memory and tell them, and Liu Xijun burst into laughter from time to time.
At this moment, it is their world.
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